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View Poll Results: What would you do if your partner died during sex
Finish up 24 48.98%
Stop immediately 17 34.69%
I'm gay 8 16.33%
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If you were having sex with someone and they suddenly died

Would you finish up or immediately stop?
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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tough call

i would probably try and revive them without thinking about it so i guess i would have already stopped.
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i guess putting it in her mouth afterwards would be ok though
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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id revive her with my cack. one, two, three thrusts, then id stick a finger in her butt.

one, two, three, then a finger in the butt.
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i'd stop.

dead things freak me out, so im pretty sure it would ruin the entire mood.
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I think the question is:

Would you have sex with your father to save your mother's life?
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hell no i wouldn't stop

i would assume her orgasm knocked her out and carry on with my nut busting tactics
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I would keep sexing
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I would be like "maybe I should stop" ... fast foward five mintues and i'm on the phone with the paramedic while raw dogging the bitch in the butt.
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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it depends what stage of sex she died during
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Old 09-26-2006, 06:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I was thinking about this the other day.

I'd probably lose my renoB, i might still grab a titty though.
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Old 09-26-2006, 07:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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No dought about it i would finish up.

WE have discussed this at the lunch table many times.
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Old 09-26-2006, 07:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Why wouldn't any of you keep going to see if you could revive the other person?
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Old 09-26-2006, 07:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2006, 08:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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If it's just a fuck I'd persevere and finish. If it's my gf or someone I'm in it for more than banging, I'd stop.
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Old 09-26-2006, 08:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i'd take the opportunity to try out a few things i wouldn't on any respectable woman. like say, givin her a nice Donkey Punch followed by a Strawberry-Shortcake. then if she came to, or i decided to attempt revival and it miraculously worked, the Angry Pirate.

yeah, the Angry Pirate.
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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If you were having sex with someone and they suddenly died

like...if i used to many roofies or what?
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:24 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Keep fuckin for sure.

Then I'd be sad...?
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