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Old 07-25-2002, 03:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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this guy is constantly bashing on mj users. he disses kevin. makes him do stupid skits where he makes him look like a loser and to to top it off today he said this joke:

a man in south ca called the cops to report that his stolen marijuana plants where robbed.

and then his punchline:
now doesnt that prove that marijuana kills braincells
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Old 07-25-2002, 03:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HE's a comedian people write for him he talks like a little human puppet. Plus that guy is stupid! Honestly... he must have been on something other than weed...
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Old 07-30-2002, 01:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Leno could have said that joke ONLY if he followed it up with another joke about police IQ, punch-happy cops, or the government that has made marijuana ilegal in the first place.
Since Leno started the Tonight Show, I've seen about 35 minutes of him. It would have been less, but I couldn't find the remote control.


<<a man in south ca called the cops to report that his stolen marijuana plants where robbed.

and then his punchline:
now doesnt that prove that marijuana kills braincells>>
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Old 07-30-2002, 03:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Marijuana Lover = Jay Leno hater
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Old 07-30-2002, 03:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I bet that fool is a base head.
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Old 07-30-2002, 03:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha naw but i bet some crack would do wonders for that chin & huge head of his. of course if he got any skinnier his head would only look more disproportionate.
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Old 07-30-2002, 06:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2002, 06:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Never liked him anyways.
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Old 08-01-2002, 12:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't like him niether.
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Old 08-01-2002, 12:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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it's all about letterman!
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Old 08-03-2002, 11:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by !ReTsKnArpLiVe:
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now doesnt that prove that marijuana kills braincells</strong><hr></blockquote>


no problem, watch a pothead figure out exactly how much 7/8 of kind bud should cost in his head, in about 3 seconds
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Old 08-04-2002, 12:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I dont like Leno but i hate letterman but I think it is a good thing that he always says Kevin smokes pot and shit because he is putting it out thier that just because you smoke weed dont mean that you are a bad person, a criminal, a guy that works a minimum wage job and shit.

But whatever I still hate Leno but you can find a positive and a Negative in almost every sisuation.
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Old 08-04-2002, 10:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I don't think that there is one person in America who: 1)agrees with Leno's opinions, or 2)doesn't think he is an absolute moron.
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Old 08-04-2002, 10:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Let me begin my 200th post by stating that I believe Leno has lost the spark of originality he had back when he very first started the tonight show (after carson retired) and I believe most of his jokes sound like they came off an assembly line.

However, I think you guys are being a bit paranoid... I bet he and Kev toke up every day! I bet Jay would be the first to vote to legalize cannabis. He's just ribbing us when he jokes about pot killing brain cells. He hinted that he likes it when, on a Monday night, he said "As you all know, we were off last week. I was over in England partying with Prince Harry." and then puffs on an imaginary joint.

Conan uses marijuana material on his monologue too. He reported how a cop busted a Taco Bell worker after he noticed his taco was laced with marijuana. Conan's punchline (which he delivered with a straight face and serious voice): "Yeah, the cop noticed something was wrong after his 15th taco."
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[quote]Originally posted by bonga292:
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no problem, watch a pothead figure out exactly how much 7/8 of kind bud should cost in his head, in about 3 seconds</strong><hr></blockquote>

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leno sucks monkey balls but kevin eubanks is hilarious. but i usually watch dave and turn it to watch conan cuz i hate craig kilborn
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Old 08-06-2002, 02:47 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I would love to smoke a blunt with conan o'brien, kevin eubanks, max weinberg and the band, and Mr. T, Mr. T is the shit, sure he's a sell out but the guy is fucking hilarious.
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no problem, watch a pothead figure out exactly how much 7/8 of kind bud should cost in his head, in about 3 seconds</strong><hr></blockquote>

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Old 03-14-2009, 10:51 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I dont like Leno but i hate letterman but I think it is a good thing that he always says Kevin smokes pot and shit because he is putting it out thier that just because you smoke weed dont mean that you are a bad person, a criminal, a guy that works a minimum wage job and shit.

But whatever I still hate Leno but you can find a positive and a Negative in almost every sisuation.
Dead on. Let it be known how prevalent pot is.

Obama's in the office, now's the time to push for legalization. Now! while he's considering and determining policy.
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Leno is probably cool about the weed, that joke was probably just pandering to the lowest common denominator on teh intellectual scales...the sheeple.
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