talking loud in bad english

Sugar420 · 11-08-2006, 03:54 PM

well i had a dentist appointment today, and i had to take the bus. what is with the transit system? it was stupid that i could not take just one or two buses to get where i wanted to go, but 3 different busses
so i could not find one of the bus stops, i had this trip plan printout from the website but the map didnt print, and im looking at it and thinking i just cant figure this out.

so i go up to this guy at another bus stop and i was going to ask him directions and suddenly, it just came out before i thought about it, "¿PLEASE SEÑIOR, CAN JOO HJELP ME?" and held up the printout. "¿El DOWNTOWN LOOP?"
so the guy looks at the printout, hands it back to me and points across the street and says "TRA-VES DEL CAMINO!" it took everything i had not to bust out laughing, i just smiled as big as i could and thanked him muchas gracias!

no sooner did i get across the street but the downtown loop bus pulls right up. so at that point it somehow became my social science experiment, so i immediately said to the driver, "¿PLEASE SEÑIOR, CAN JOO HJELP ME GOING TO BUS ESIXTEEN?"

anyway, people didnt seem any more or less helpful than any other time i asked for directions to somewhere. thank goodness i didnt run into illfaded, he would have been like "take that negrita!" POW! POW!
so it was kinda funny but not like make your face hot funny, becuz ppl didnt react like there was anything all that unusual.
however the next time i go anywhere in public with christene im going to do it and see if she gets embarassed

Flamingnun · 11-08-2006, 03:56 PM

Do you perchance work for Linksys tech support?

If so, i still cant connect to my subnet after that helpful advice i was cited earlier.

Sugar420 · 11-08-2006, 03:57 PM

¿QUE?

Flamingnun · 11-08-2006, 03:57 PM

it was you!!!

Canuck Wisdom · 11-08-2006, 04:02 PM

osirus2020 · 11-08-2006, 04:02 PM

You should have slapped him and told him to go back over the fence.

The Don · 11-08-2006, 04:18 PM

lol

That's excellent..

I did something like that.. cept i was using a fart cushion..

11-08-2006, 03:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	talking loud in bad english well i had a dentist appointment today, and i had to take the bus. what is with the transit system? it was stupid that i could not take just one or two buses to get where i wanted to go, but 3 different busses so i could not find one of the bus stops, i had this trip plan printout from the website but the map didnt print, and im looking at it and thinking i just cant figure this out. so i go up to this guy at another bus stop and i was going to ask him directions and suddenly, it just came out before i thought about it, "¿PLEASE SEÑIOR, CAN JOO HJELP ME?" and held up the printout. "¿El DOWNTOWN LOOP?" so the guy looks at the printout, hands it back to me and points across the street and says "TRA-VES DEL CAMINO!" it took everything i had not to bust out laughing, i just smiled as big as i could and thanked him muchas gracias! no sooner did i get across the street but the downtown loop bus pulls right up. so at that point it somehow became my social science experiment, so i immediately said to the driver, "¿PLEASE SEÑIOR, CAN JOO HJELP ME GOING TO BUS ESIXTEEN?" anyway, people didnt seem any more or less helpful than any other time i asked for directions to somewhere. thank goodness i didnt run into illfaded, he would have been like "take that negrita!" POW! POW! so it was kinda funny but not like make your face hot funny, becuz ppl didnt react like there was anything all that unusual. however the next time i go anywhere in public with christene im going to do it and see if she gets embarassed

11-08-2006, 03:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Do you perchance work for Linksys tech support? If so, i still cant connect to my subnet after that helpful advice i was cited earlier. __________________

11-08-2006, 03:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	it was you!!! __________________

11-08-2006, 04:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Don You follow? Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 11,151 Thanks: 544 Thanked 781 Times in 426 Posts	lol That's excellent.. I did something like that.. cept i was using a fart cushion.. __________________ I am genuienly sad about my thanks:post ratio

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Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	¿QUE?

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