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Old 02-19-2007, 05:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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more egocentric

Nobody told ya?
You can't compete with the power of the Volt-a
Flows straight as an arrow, rhymes brave as a soldia'
So white that I glow in the dark at night
I'm twice as fruity as Rainbow Brite
Yo I'm a skinny ass bitch, but my rhymes is phat
You see me strutting around in my size zero pants
Ain't gonna see me at no club 'cause skeletons can't dance

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Old 02-19-2007, 05:56 PM   #22 (permalink)
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just keep reppin the 631 till im through
doing what i do
sippin henny and chuggin dat bub
sars might be thin and neurotic
im still drinkin my gin and tonic
your rythmes are ok but ultimately whack
all i want to see is that BOOTY CLAP.
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:03 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Thin and neurotic
But this won't get erotic
You got the wrong idea 'cause this bitch is psychotic
Right Said Fred but
Wrong said Ted
Yo boy, I mean cut the crap
I ain't got an ass
so there won't be no BOOTY CLAP!
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:17 PM   #24 (permalink)
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longitudal waves transverse battle lines
i write battle rhymes
full blast ridin with a full flask
all you gotta do is ask
incandescent plains draw lines on the scenery
while im smoking on the greenery
questioning existence from the seat you sit in
no sin dig in and fix the fridge its on the fringe again
smoke the life in my vains with no complaint
sad sorrows show tomorrows sky smile cus the rains faint
but disdain coarses like divorces within the mainframe
feel the same know its the only sane way to maintain
all the grit and the gritty but it stays dirty
no reinforcements on the way common courtesy
elevation lines the walls
i like bitches like cinderella they make it to the balls
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:22 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
Thin and neurotic
But this won't get erotic
You got the wrong idea 'cause this bitch is psychotic
Right Said Fred but
Wrong said Ted
Yo boy, I mean cut the crap
I ain't got an ass
so there won't be no BOOTY CLAP!
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:25 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by La Coka Nostra
by psychotic she means crazy erotic
in bed she pumps her pussy like its robotic
she wont stop begging for sex because shes neurotic
begs for the dick like its a fucking narcotic
before she comes the room gets chaotic
shits shaking and shit, thats pussys slick
got her in the head rush position like its a fucking dog trick

ohhhhhhhhh
you did a 5 liner...
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:26 PM   #27 (permalink)
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i just wanted to congratulate you:

congratulations
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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La Coka, also known as Notorious G-A-Y
Tryna' spit about bitches but he ain't no tough guy
Slap his face, jack his purse and make him cry
Boy's weak in the fists, yeah he's limp in the wrists
This nigga has not yet seen a pair of tits
So take off that shoe, cause it surely doesn't fit

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Old 02-19-2007, 06:53 PM   #29 (permalink)
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now that was just uncalled for.
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:00 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:04 PM   #31 (permalink)
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ratta-tat-tat
cowman bring the beat back
stab the lines with the smack
keep the heat wrapped
until he raps

Nothing too quick about it
emphasis on the word
cause he likes to shout it
so how 'bout it?
we like to crowd it
get many peeps on the mic
so we can get rowdy
get righteous
then get so loud
your girlfriend dislikes us,
your friends try to fight us and we just
laugh, pass blunts and tap that ass
crash and wake up to makin' cash
Learnin' my lessons
from my lessons past
get the money,
get the girl,
get the drugs
and make the dash
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:05 PM   #32 (permalink)
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its on like donkey kong
aka la cokas mom
she like it when i light the bomb
hit her all night long like my bong
in the front in the back no matter
her face is like a fresh baked cake covered in my baby batter
and she moans when it splatters
breakfast lunch and dinner is my dick on a platter
flip her over spread the cheeks find the crack
dig my dick in the hole on the attack
full frontal assault
when she toss my salad i flavor it with ass salt
and squirt a chocolate malt all in her hair
she likes it when i doodoo in her mouth while she breathes air
she said its magnificent and also delicious
i remind her that its wholesome and nutritious
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:37 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Damn Sars you know your shit
Go ahead, sit back, and take a hit
I like your rhythm and ryhme
I sure am glad you spent the time
To show us what you know
Now go have some blow


Dedicated to Sars and her awesome skillz
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:00 PM   #34 (permalink)
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gypsy rose
get more men than the average ho's
it shows
her tail on sale impailed by my rail
it snows
all the way from her head down to her pinkey toes
it snows
and snows
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Old 02-19-2007, 11:11 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2007, 11:32 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Eyes on smoke
This nigga's far from broke
Them mad skills pay the bills
His flow ain't no joke
Get in his way, best believe you will croak
If you tryin' to front, then a bitch he will choke
A caucasian male with a clean-shaven dome
All the competition fallin' faster than Rome
You dare battle smoke, you'll go running home
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