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Old 02-13-2007, 10:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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sho me some yo flo

i got a chronic aphid problem i aint got no ladybugs
im always makin lunch and tryin to vacuum dusty rugs
everbody always tell me im just wastin all my time
but i aint got nowhere to be just growin weed and doin crime
ima tel you like this cuz you dont seem to hear subliminal
you know my name is v3d4 im international criminal
not tryyin to be all hard im justa green plant grower
i got so much green growin i gotta get me a mower
when i do my general garden i do it up like general patton
i got me more veggies growin than briggs got stratton
more importasnt than all that is the true word that i give
i know Jesus is my savior and that my savior live
so ima pray Jesus Selassie lord my soul to keep
this is the prayer im praying ever night before i sleep
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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put a "go to" right before your last word and it ain't bad.
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i got me more veggies growin than briggs got stratton
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Old 02-14-2007, 11:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I be X-boxin' while detoxin', shock rockin' like Marilyn Manson
Sodomizing every girl in Hanson
'cause I like dem ugly hos even more than Ted Dansen
I spit my game, all my perverse advances
Aiming so low 'cause I don't wanna take no chances
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Old 02-14-2007, 11:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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my name is don suck my slong

kinda rhymes
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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put your shoulder to the dam cuz ima bust it loose
gonna knock some niggas out like in duck, duck, goose
delivering the sting that no one else can bring
i'll give yo head a ring and leave it lingering
cuz that's what i roll with, and niggas i patrol with
be hatin' and baitin' like they tryin'a control this
but i aint got no masta and yeah i'll outlast ya
cuz my rhyme is primetime like a natural disaster
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Old 02-14-2007, 01:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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uh oh! e'erbody in tha 'Hooka gettin' lazy
i'm verk and i'm here to get you blazin' and crazy
i'll never stall the fall of a beat that makes ya crawl
cuz if y'all recall i'm on the ball like John Ronald Reuel
so test me molest me, man you won't even stress me
might i suggest like the rest you lay low like Perseph'ne
and stop tryin'a wreck the beat that i flow wit'
cuz i'm the genuine MC, there's no denying you know it
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Old 02-14-2007, 01:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I walk around in hoodies and old jeans, bummy clothes/
Fronting like I ain’t the reason S-Town has a runny nose/
Cop another O, bag it raw, never cut the snow/
Soft white got my tabletop looking like Buffalo/
I done been around the world like Carmen Sandiego/
Now I’m back in my old hood, stomping grams of yayo/
Need some weight, in five one eight, I can supply it homey/
Cuz I’m Upstate like chicken wing pizzas and fried baloney/
EMS coats, Subarus and old Buick Regals/
This for everyone from Collar City out to Oswego/
From the eastern soda drinkers to the western pop people/
Smoke up, put your shit in the air like your pot fecal/
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Old 02-14-2007, 01:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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you guys are better than most rap out there, especially sars
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Who the fuck actually goes on rant about condiment prices and late night menus at Mcdonalds?

Your life must be fucking dull as hell.
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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^I love sarcasm when I can detect it that easily
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Old 02-15-2007, 02:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I wish I had a camera then id take a pic of my piss flow and post it
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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no honestly, this shows more talent than most shit rap out there
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:17 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Its the hizzlenay thizzlesay
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:36 AM   #14 (permalink)
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a car was my first love.
got my own drivin' gloves, motorin' goggles.
i got a switch that toggles
all the power to the back wheels.
gunna make 'em squeal,
like your girl, so sexy,
when she's ridin' me.

there's a few more lines, but they're makin fun of a local kid we used to chill with, so i doesn't make any sense.
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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hey yo! what's the word lunch time comin' up
just though i'd drop a line and start a rhyme comin' up
'n tell you suckers what you muster ain't up to par
so i'm here to adjust ya, i'm tha true rhyme star
cuz i only hear dinner bells if my celeb status sells
'n i can tell by the smell that it'll go down well
like the rhymes I'm droppin' here, got more than Miller's got in beers
and you needn't have no fear because my flow is without peer

EDIT: Made flow more jammin'.
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Back in the day bro, you were a mad loser
Rockin' JNCO threads and riding a scooter
Now you wish you had a time machine like Back to the Future
It's only different nowadays 'cause you try twice as hard
Not smooth as butter but stank like lard
You're just another busted-ass, iced-out retard
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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sars is on top of that shit yo her rythmes is tight
im hitting up all the bars, looking to fight
niggas be lame like geeno, dont know im fucked up like el nino
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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yo i dont think i have any flo
but heres for the record im just a skinny white boy yo
none of these niggas are even real at all
they say they cop shit but they aint on top of the ball
they get jacked like every single day
buyin their cut sixty dolla grams of yay
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Kennedy comma Ted, not the president who's dead
Reppin' as the black head on the world wide web
Ted be fuckin' with construction like Jimmy Page be rockin' Led
Yeah, he knows what's good
I heard that nigga built a spaceship only using wood
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:42 PM   #20 (permalink)
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yea now do the booty clap
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