GuidoBastard

Ok, just a few things;

1.) If you order food, and have it delievered, and its less than 10 bucks, you're an asshole.

At my job, a made 3 deliveries yesterday. My job isn't delivery dude, I was just picking up some slack, to help the operation run smoother. Anyways, out of 3 deliveries, not one fuckin' person tipped me. I am fuckin shocked at the readily apparent lack of class.
I mean, who do these people think they are? If you order fucking food, its not customary to pay RIGHT TO THE FUCKING PENNY. And its not just the broke-ass poor people that don't tip, but TEACHERS AND OFFICES!! I mean, fuck.
My first delivery yesterday, I brought about a 20 dollar order to a Temp Agency. They paid with a credit card over the phone. Fair enough, I drop off the food in the office there and I'm like, "Ok ladies, here ya go!" Then they all just stare at me blankly..."thanks, bye." NO FUCKING TIP. YOU DON'T HAVE ONE SINGLE DOLLAR TO GIVE ME? What a fucking lack of class.
Second delivery was to a Subway sandwich shop. Its funny because we are a sandwich shop too and im delivering a food order to Subway. LoL that Subway shit is garbage anyways. What does the dumb cunt fastfood worker do that ordered 16 dollars worth of food? PAYS RIGHT TO THE FUCKIN PENNY. Again, no tip. I didn't even say thanks I just took the money and walked the fuck out.
Third delivery was to a person's house. This guy ordered $35.87 worth of submarine sandwiches. The fat bastard gave me $36.00 even. What a fuckin' scumbag house it was, too. It stunk like shit and his kids looked fucking retarded. I didn't even close the guy's door when I left. "Have a nice night!" he says, I just fuckin walked away without saying anything.

If you are broke, then maybe you should be buying a pound of bologna and a loaf of bread, instead of all these elaborate delivered food orders.

A few other occassions come to mind that didn't happen that same day. I brought a 110 dollar order of sandwich trays and salads over to an elementary school. This one teacher ordered it. Not one fucking extra cent in tip. What a fuckin' idiot. These are the people that are educating our youth. Another asshole at a different elementary school orders a fish on a bun with fries. Comes to about 5 dollars all together. WHY ARE YOU ORDERING A SINGLE FUCKING SANDWICH AND HAVING IT DELIVERED? I would feel like a total asshole. I didn't deliver taht specifc order, I just took the phone order, but christ...these are educated people making the most stupidest goddam retarded decisions. Teachers and such are EXTREMELY out of touch with reality. The arena of their employment allows for social insulation and that's when you get all these assinine expulsions and suspensions for kid's t-shirts/refusing to say pledge of allegance/ etc. when a lot of the time they clearly violate civil rights. (that's a whole 'nother tangent)


Anyways, after making these three deliveries I was telling my mother (who works with me, family business) about these cheap goddam cocksuckers all day long. This poor black kid that frequents our shop overheard me and when he came to the counter to pay for his food, he gave me a two dollar tip. Hahah, what irony! Teachers and offices aren't tipping me, but this colored kid, who doesn't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of gives me a $2 tip. "I head what you wuz tellin' yo momma. Dat shit pizz me off man!"

God bless him. Fuck the non-tippers. And if you don't tip now, START. Don't be a socially inept retard that doesn't tip.

Smoke Break

I had to make random deliveries for my old job. I would deliver chicken trays, sammich trays, fruit trays and shit. I was suprised by the lack of tips to. I seemed to only recieve a few tips, and it was from the same cool people.

1.) The lady who runs the bar down the street would give me 5 bucks for the alcohol delivery, because she knew after work i'd be in there playing pool all night.

2.) This black guy who used to buy his workers food once or twice a week. They would always pay me some money, until one day he didn't have any. So he invites me to blaze-the-blunt, and if work was slow... I usually accepted. I always wondered if it were ever laced with anything. o.O


But definitaly, I see where your coming from. If I don't have tip money, and the delivery guy seems cool, I'll usually offer him to smoke. So if your ever in my neighborhood, come deliver me something.

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CityWokGuy

Non tippers are bastards. Got a friend that used to deliver to people that owned houses worth half a million and upwards, cunts would order a coulple of tons worth of food for partys and not tip because it was "a bulk purchse".
Mark down the address, put your dick in it before 2nd delivery.

The Don

wow

tipping culture still aint big where I am.

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Flamingnun

here's a tip, dont expect people to read diatribes.

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KrunkHaus

certainly you still tip on delivery food and at sitdown restaurants though, right?

John Smith

you get paid, dont you? what makes you think that these people are obligated to have to give you a tip?

i tip, but only if the service is really good, if it takes too long or someone fucks up the order im not giving a cent more then the cost of whatever i ordered.

and what's this talk of doing shit to people's food if they dont tip, thats the one of the lowest scumbag things you can do to someone.

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The Don

No not really.

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KrunkHaus

youre a fucking asshole.

Delievery drivers generally make lower wages than the cashiers/cooks at a restaurant because they're expected to make tips. Also, if the food is late, it isn't typically the delivery drivers fault. They get you the food as fast as possible, but there are delays in getting the food ready in the restaurant that add to the time.

John Smith

why should i pay more then the cost of the pizza if it comes late and with the wrong toppings? because the delivery driver was oh-so-nice to have delivered it?

customary tipping is bullshit, if the waiter or whoever does an acceptionally good job they get a tip for taking the extra effort, otherwise, i dont see why they should get a tip.

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Frodo

Delivery drivers should probably let their employers know that they find that situation untenable and quit if things don't change, then.

I've also noticed that an incredibly tiny number of delivery drivers actually get their bosses to reimburse them for travel. That's a huge expense associated with your job and your boss is almost always required to pay you per mile of driving if driving is required for your job.

We have no way of knowing that. If the food gets there an hour later than they said, I'm not going to assume that there were just a lot of delays at the restaurant and the driver should get a big tip.

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Geeno

Because

its being

DELIVERED

to your doorstep

If you want to pay to the cent, take your ass to the store.

Yeah, I quit delivering. Thankless assholes are to thank for that.

I would say that statistically, poor people tip me better. When I think of all the times I've been burned by people with nice cars/houses/business accounts... I could probably kill.

The Don

Wait first I have to pay extra to get it delivered, then I have to pay the dude who's allready getting payed for deliviring it, aswell?

Dosn't make sense in my part of the world.

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Geeno

Well he isnt getting paid to deliver it, necessarily.

You are to pay him for delivering it.

The burden is on the customer. If you want a service, you have to pay.

ES

just adding there is often already a fee if you want your food deilvered.

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The Don

Well that's usually his job, he's a delivery boy ain't he? That's what he's getting payed for. I assume.

Also, I think we pay our peeps twice as much as you americans do, so I'll be damned if i ever tip, after laying down 10 bucks just for the delivery.

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Geeno

Thats some bullshit.

My place did that, and its ultimately why I stopped delivering for them.

Theres really no way to explain it to customers, because they refuse to explain it to employees.

You need to be a smart consumer and spend your money wisely.

Geeno

Why wouldnt you just go pick the food up yourself?

Flamingnun

Because some kid gets paid to do it?

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Geeno

But you dont know this unless you ask.