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Old 03-31-2011, 11:13 PM   #20341 (permalink)
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Mr. T, how did u go cock-eyed in that picture? Is it learnable, or do I need to seek severe brain trauma?
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Old 04-01-2011, 12:04 AM   #20342 (permalink)
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It's pretty easy to do once you get the hang of it.
To practice, if you can cross your eyes, make one focus on your finger and then draw it away.
One eye should follow the finger while the other stays in the crossed position.
After time, you can just do it on your own.

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Old 04-01-2011, 12:31 AM   #20343 (permalink)
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lol, yes I took a class.
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Old 04-01-2011, 12:32 AM   #20344 (permalink)
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Cockeye-ology 101 with Professor Bearsy. I'm down.

That eye-cross and finger thing works like a charm though! Dayum!
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:11 AM   #20345 (permalink)
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So, I'm not judgin' and shit....but, you look a little high. Was your mouth dry. Because, you know you high, when your mouth is dry.


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Mr. T, how did u go cock-eyed in that picture? Is it learnable, or do I need to seek severe brain trauma?
Keys in an electrical outlet will surely do it.
And get you a nice body wave in that white boy hair of yours.
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:37 AM   #20346 (permalink)
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So, I'm not judgin' and shit....but, you look a little high. Was your mouth dry. Because, you know you high, when your mouth is dry.
Hahah you best not be judging on here!
Drunk as fuck and high too.
Plus really fucking happy, which is a drug of its own.
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Old 04-01-2011, 03:16 AM   #20347 (permalink)
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judging by people who have taken crack eye pics, yes, severe brain trauma
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:53 PM   #20348 (permalink)
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Where was that taken dude? Looks pretty like a pretty cool place.
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:13 PM   #20349 (permalink)
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watch out for the hills with eyes.
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Old 04-01-2011, 10:10 PM   #20350 (permalink)
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Spanky's got the look. I can almost tell what you're like irl just from that pic there.
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:30 PM   #20351 (permalink)
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But what look? .... What look indeed.
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Spanky you look almost exactly like my friend, and if your anything like him your probably one chill dude. My buddy owns a comic store fyi and hes very relaxed minus people coming into worked stoned which he can throw a fit over which I understand he owns the shop his rules. although if you dont know their high whats the harm
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Spanky you look almost exactly like my friend, and if your anything like him your probably one chill dude. My buddy owns a comic store fyi and hes very relaxed minus people coming into worked stoned which he can throw a fit over which I understand he owns the shop his rules. although if you dont know their high whats the harm
haha thanks I guess. I've actually been asked how I'm so calm all the time before. I usually try to remain calm all the time, but it's not always easy. I just hope I don't end up owning a comic store. haha no offense.
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^ no offense taken, I'm not huge into comics nor do I work in the shop so meh
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That's hardly a mountain and hardly a jacket a guy should wear spanky
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Old 04-04-2011, 08:36 PM   #20357 (permalink)
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That's.....hardly a jacket a guy should wear spanky
Why you gotta hate? They probably make it in a ladies size for you, too.
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spanky kinda reminds me of the actor who plays ari on entourage, whos name escapes me at the moment

jeremy piven? is that it?
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that's not what your boyfriend said.


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lol spanky always looks like hes holding back some sort of dbag smile

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