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Old 02-16-2011, 05:20 PM   #20761 (permalink)
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How can a dog eat a collar.... how is this possible?
you've obviously never had a dog

dogs can eat anything
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Old 02-16-2011, 05:27 PM   #20762 (permalink)
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i did a few dozen hours of comm service at a humane society. it never ceased to amaze me just what those dogs could slip out of, and just what they would eat. had to learn which collars would thwart which dogs.

there were dogs that could remove an (unlocked) masterlock from a cage door, pop the latch, and be gone in under 30 seconds. smart little fuckers. (ps you can measure the intelligence of a pup that lives in an outdoor cage by where it shits, the smarter ones shit right next to the side of the cage where its easily washed away, the dumb ones shit everywhere so that fetid shit water will get everywhere when you hose them down).


o and for the record, gentlest dog there was a bulldog/pitbull mix i believe, and the meanest one was a lab....its more about how they're treated.
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Old 02-16-2011, 07:56 PM   #20763 (permalink)
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That's the fucking most retarded shit I've heard on yahooka, ever. We don't live in nature anymore if you haven't noticed. We live in inorganic houses made by humans and we live in cities constructed by machines.

We don't live in nature, we just co-exist with mother nature.
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Old 02-18-2011, 07:06 AM   #20764 (permalink)
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yo is 12?

Seriously, the internet is so full blown it's ridiculous. No longer does proper typing have any type of correlation to one's age. I've seen an 8 year old post on youtube with perfect grammar, and 40 year olds who can't type worth shit.

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but it's interesting to think how Internet savvy everyone has become and how pooled everything is becoming.... The superconsciousness is forming!
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also, as long as i'm around and watching him, he doesn't wear any sort of collar. i agree with whoever said they think they shouldn't ear collars.
and i'm glad to hear some one else also has no other choice than a chain.
although i seriously doubt it bothers him. he's already pretty thick and muscular
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Old 02-18-2011, 08:07 AM   #20765 (permalink)
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edit; i didn't do it for you, yahooka.
edit 2; he looks so good
edit 3; he's totally got the balls, and he's sitting on em!!


also got my car fixed.
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Old 02-18-2011, 08:50 AM   #20766 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2011, 09:25 AM   #20767 (permalink)
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he looks full pittie to me
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Old 02-18-2011, 10:17 AM   #20768 (permalink)
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but the color and long snout say lab.


oh yeah, and right after i put the new starter and battery in my car, i took it to wally world for an oil change cause i don't have a jack,
and it starts smoking...... now there's a coolant and possibly oil leak :\ but all the mechanics in my ton are booked till monday!

just my luck.
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Old 02-18-2011, 10:20 AM   #20769 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2011, 11:24 AM   #20770 (permalink)
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so you live on your own at 18 yo? that's pretty awesome.
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Old 02-18-2011, 11:55 AM   #20771 (permalink)
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HEY LOOK I'M A BIG FAGGOT AND CAVED TO THE PEER PRESSURE OF YAhOOKA!!!1
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I think he looks good with the blue collar.
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Old 02-18-2011, 12:10 PM   #20772 (permalink)
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now he's got this..."where the fuck did my chain go" look to him

nice pup.
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Old 02-18-2011, 12:14 PM   #20773 (permalink)
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dude color has nothing to do with , pits come in just about every color imaginable.

Snout resembles 1000s of other APBTs. Like I said though, hes a rescue with no papers, so theres no real way of ever knowing, but if he was mine, I'd say he was APBT.

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Old 02-18-2011, 12:30 PM   #20774 (permalink)
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just fucking with you, its official your bicep looks to be the size of my leg
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Old 02-18-2011, 12:34 PM   #20775 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2011, 01:06 PM   #20777 (permalink)
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and since we're doing dog pics and I took a few recently...





That's my buddy. His name is Moko, The Samoan Bird King.
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dude hes pretty ncie looking, love the white nose snout mixed in with the brindle, pretty unique. Coming along great, I'm sure hes a blast to own.
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edit. nm googled, its actually pretty crappy, does a terrible job sucking smoke up
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