The BALLs Thread (i got em)

[ionlylooklazy]

is that a mole on your forehead? thats... unfortunate

[turmaline]

Originally Posted by HTAM

^^Oh....you got a girlfriend! Good for you!

I resent that statement. there is a man i know who is close to me who wishes he had two sets of balls..and so do i.

[The Don]

So hey everyone!

Things have changed since I was here last, the kid has been born: Benjamin!

Proud dad:



Lovely son:









I hate to be this drop in drop out character, but life just kind of happened. We lived with my mother in law in a 2 room flat. 40 square meters. We lived there for the first 14 days of his life. Which btw was 2 weeks over.

We ended up getting a c section because the wife could feel that he wasn't laying right. The doctor and midwife didn't buy that, and i think i spend the better part of an hour staring her down until we got our way. The suergon or w/e said that the kid did indeed lay all wrong, and my wife would not have been able to procure said baby in a more natural way. So glad I stuck. Ever tried opposing a doctors advice? Shit is intense.

Then my wife's scar kinda sprang. But that's a story for another time.

Either way I hope you guys and gals are good!

Don

[Rubix]

Awesome, man!

[osirus2020]

Congrats, Poppa Don.

[Jonas]

Papa Don!

[osirus2020]

Didn't recognize you for a sec in the fist pic, btw. I guess we don't need to draw hair on you any longer.

[adventure]

Originally Posted by shelbert008

Why you think they're lies, I don't know. But the fact of the matter is I only told a pretty short synopsis of the night, some things are still a bit too personal to reveal. But hey if you want the only pics I have of the night, I'll show them.


The look of shame on their faces after they realized that yes, they really did just make out. This was about half an hour before we went in to take another shot and my friend then suggested an orgy. And it doesn't take much to convince a bunch of horny drunk people to do something stupid.

But since I gave you guys a little bit of gayness up there, I'll give you a little gayness going the other way. This was on Halloween night, two of my friends were hardcore going at it with their boyfriends there. The one in the white was the one that suggested the orgy to begin with.
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I think I just saw boob on Youtube ooooooh yeaaaaa

[adventure]

Don does the little guy have a pair of aviators yet! Congratulations my friend he is adorable!

[The Don]

ha! No he does not. He's what.. Around 29 days now?

I'm just wondering what his face is gonna look like. maybe some other form of sunglasses fit him better? Maybe he's more of



kinda baby.. we'll see.

[tedkennedy]

thats great news don, im really happy for you! best wishes to your family

[Cerpin Taxt]

Originally Posted by adventure

I think I just saw boob on Youtube ooooooh yeaaaaa

This had a good 2 day youtube run.

They're out there!
rmirror

[turmaline]

Congrats big daddy! be the best "Godfather" you can be Don sleep when you can haha

[Sir-Ex]

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[shelbert008]

The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure that's what actually went through their heads lol

[SageTree]

Originally Posted by The Don

So hey everyone!

Things have changed since I was here last, the kid has been born: Benjamin!


Don

And nice name choice btw

[Sir-Ex]

I love how all freshly new born babies, doesn't matter who you are or what gender they are, all look like old men.

[eldizle]

Congratulations, Don.

[maszac]

Originally Posted by Rubix

i dont mean to really point at the obvious or offend, but damn dood ya look good. Face as smooth as a baby's ass. Nice on ya, now go out get some strange, you handsome devil.

What ended up clearing it up, if ya dont mind? And my bad if this isnt new, i just always thought you been fighting with acne.

My acne aint even too bad, but im jealous of how movie star esque you look.

[The Don]

Thanks for all the well wishes guys!