The BALLs Thread (i got em) - Page 562

**SageTree** · 04-08-2009, 08:41 AM

Good eye I would almost have to say yes too looking at that pic. Tell tale sign of the trick. Why do people seem amazed by this technique? It's a simple lever concept. Always a hit at parties, makes you look like handyman alchy....good conversation stater.

José · 04-08-2009, 09:03 AM

lol i bet

badgoalie85 · 04-08-2009, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turmaline

hey maan..

i was happy...and drunk.

and yes i have an oval face.

fyp!

osirus2020 · 04-08-2009, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

Good eye I would almost have to say yes too looking at that pic. Tell tale sign of the trick. Why do people seem amazed by this technique? It's a simple lever concept. Always a hit at parties, makes you look like handyman alchy....good conversation stater.

Yo fuck lighters, I whip out my knife and open bottles with the spine of the blade

Xil · 04-08-2009, 05:23 PM

id rather fuck up a disposable lighter than a nice knife.
and sometimes if theres gonna be heavy drinking its best to leave the knife behind anyway!

kind of an old pic...

crookedhatinator45 · 04-08-2009, 05:24 PM

i've got a bottle opener on my key-chain

myxomatosis · 04-08-2009, 09:01 PM

As do I. I'd be lost without one half the time, though I do know the lighter and table tricks, by the time I'm that drunk reaching somewhere around my belt is much easier.

R1bal · 04-08-2009, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

Do you use your lighter to open beers?

good eye

my_scatterheart · 04-09-2009, 10:26 AM

I had those Reef's with a bottle opener in em. Was handy during summers.

Grieves · 04-09-2009, 10:31 AM

any true beer drinker can use anything at his disposal to open a beer, up to and including using other beers...

Lloydy · 04-09-2009, 10:37 AM

i use my teeth

my_scatterheart · 04-09-2009, 10:38 AM

<Isn't a true beer drinker. But dated an addict that was always weak and noddin too hard to be manly and open a beer with the crook of his elbow.
Hence, sandals.

**SageTree** · 04-09-2009, 11:32 AM

I like to see people who drink twist off freak out on a pop top personally. I'm like,' when is this person going to figure this out?'

R1bal · 04-09-2009, 03:34 PM

that always brings the luls

Lloydy · 04-09-2009, 03:37 PM

twist offs dont exist here, i was amazed the first time i saw one

notepad · 04-09-2009, 03:55 PM

free bottle opener from a recent beerfest on tha keys ftw

edit: that jokester meheh \

/ :

shelbert008 · 04-09-2009, 04:00 PM

are you really tall?

notepad · 04-09-2009, 04:01 PM

fuck ya im huge

edit: okay like 6 foot

shelbert008 · 04-09-2009, 04:05 PM

lol you look really tall in that picture, like your head is almost hitting the beam, and the light switch only comes up to your waist. Maybe yours are lower than mine because my light switches hit my neck area.

Bearsy · 04-09-2009, 04:22 PM

perspective?

04-08-2009, 08:41 AM	#11221 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Good eye I would almost have to say yes too looking at that pic. Tell tale sign of the trick. Why do people seem amazed by this technique? It's a simple lever concept. Always a hit at parties, makes you look like handyman alchy....good conversation stater. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

04-08-2009, 05:23 PM	#11225 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	id rather fuck up a disposable lighter than a nice knife. and sometimes if theres gonna be heavy drinking its best to leave the knife behind anyway! kind of an old pic... __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

04-08-2009, 09:01 PM	#11227 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	As do I. I'd be lost without one half the time, though I do know the lighter and table tricks, by the time I'm that drunk reaching somewhere around my belt is much easier. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

04-09-2009, 10:26 AM	#11229 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	I had those Reef's with a bottle opener in em. Was handy during summers. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

04-09-2009, 10:31 AM	#11230 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	any true beer drinker can use anything at his disposal to open a beer, up to and including using other beers... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

04-08-2009, 09:03 AM	#11222 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	lol i bet

04-09-2009, 10:37 AM	#11231 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,971 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,476 Times in 1,138 Posts	i use my teeth __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

04-09-2009, 10:38 AM	#11232 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	<Isn't a true beer drinker. But dated an addict that was always weak and noddin too hard to be manly and open a beer with the crook of his elbow. Hence, sandals. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

04-09-2009, 11:32 AM	#11233 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	I like to see people who drink twist off freak out on a pop top personally. I'm like,' when is this person going to figure this out?' __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

04-09-2009, 03:37 PM	#11235 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,971 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,476 Times in 1,138 Posts	twist offs dont exist here, i was amazed the first time i saw one __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

04-09-2009, 03:55 PM	#11236 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	free bottle opener from a recent beerfest on tha keys ftw edit: that jokester meheh \/ : Last edited by notepad; 04-09-2009 at 04:19 PM.

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shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,043 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	are you really tall? __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

04-09-2009, 04:01 PM	#11238 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	fuck ya im huge edit: okay like 6 foot Last edited by notepad; 04-09-2009 at 04:02 PM. Reason: lying

04-09-2009, 04:05 PM	#11239 (permalink)
shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,043 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	lol you look really tall in that picture, like your head is almost hitting the beam, and the light switch only comes up to your waist. Maybe yours are lower than mine because my light switches hit my neck area. __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

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