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Old 06-01-2007, 06:56 PM   #201 (permalink)
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being born black.

mayonaise as a food group.
so how does this work?

black and mayonaise? nay nay!
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:04 PM   #202 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:20 PM   #203 (permalink)
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not using toilet paper because god gave you two hands.
I'm pretty sure we already established that wiping your ass with your hands is not manly.

And I'm going to make a ruling on this as well - if you simply don't wipe, that isn't manly. That's just gross.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:06 PM   #204 (permalink)
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two chicks at the same time.

fuckin' a, man.
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:28 PM   #205 (permalink)
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FUck you guys. I stand up to defend that being a black while eating mayonaise with hands stained with feces is manly.

In fact I did those very things after killing my neighbors annoying children for offering to mow my lawn. HOW DARE THEY.
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:57 PM   #206 (permalink)
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The "300 workout" is pretty fucking manly...

“300”
25x Pull-up +
50x Deadlift @ 135# +
50x Push-up +
50x Box Jump @ 24” box +
50x Floor Wiper @ 135# (one-count) +
50x KB Clean and Press @ 36# (KB must touch floor between reps) +
25x Pull-up
300 reps total
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Old 06-02-2007, 12:39 AM   #207 (permalink)
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big wave surfing, hate to use this overused clip but not much is manlier

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k2vkwy2vdP4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> </param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k2vkwy2vdP4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>


explosives and surfing...even manlier

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Old 06-02-2007, 12:43 AM   #208 (permalink)
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Wow, holy fuck man, that first video is insane. That guy is fucking crazy. My hat goes off to him.

And that second video looked pretty damn fake, but cool nonetheless.
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:09 AM   #209 (permalink)
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Killer vids! That first one is nuts, scary stuff.
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:16 AM   #210 (permalink)
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dynamite surfing looks like a lot of fun
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Old 06-02-2007, 06:28 AM   #211 (permalink)
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mongol wrestlers.
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Old 06-02-2007, 06:53 AM   #212 (permalink)
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so they get a different part of thier sweater everytime they win?
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Old 06-02-2007, 06:54 AM   #213 (permalink)
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^ definetly most manly by far
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Old 06-02-2007, 09:07 AM   #214 (permalink)
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lol the dynamite one is totally fake, but the first one used to be an advert for Sky TV here, its fucking tits.
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Old 06-02-2007, 11:23 AM   #215 (permalink)
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ok here's one...

every guy I've ever known who has there head shaved in my entire lifetime, has a scar on there head somewhere.

I actually started to think you were all born that way.
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:01 PM   #216 (permalink)
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so they get a different part of thier sweater everytime they win?
hahaha

weed-eating with one arm is manly
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:04 PM   #217 (permalink)
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Thinking it's cool to slap someone in the face with your genitals.



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Old 06-02-2007, 02:07 PM   #218 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:19 PM   #219 (permalink)
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too bad Chuck Norris cant be killed, noob.
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Old 06-02-2007, 03:48 PM   #220 (permalink)
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mindless acion movies like Con Air, Face off, and The Rock (nick cage ftw)
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