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Old 06-15-2007, 05:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Could be in serious cop trouble.. HELP

So it is one of the last days of school, and my friends and I decide to cut school and goto the mansion that is up for sale that has an open backdoor. We expected no one to ever go in there. So we are there, and we see a guy walking around outside and a car pulled up. We jet. I leave my backpack, bowl, and weed. I run out with my friends. I kick a second story window out and jump. I land in some glass and get some cuts, but I'm alright. So we run, hide etc., then meet up.

Now... My backpack has my last name on it. If they look up my last name (it is unique) in the phonebook, they will get linked to my dad, etc. Also, notebooks in my bag have my name on it, and possibly will lead to my highschool. So, we go back to check on the house 4 hours later. We walk by, don't see any car there, and keep going. On our way back, I hop into the backyard to check things out (I am retarded. I guess I was desperate for my new bowl that I had left there and was worried about my bag). So nothing is where we left it, and I leave. I look back at the house after sneaking out the back yard and there are two cop cars parked at the house. My friends kept walking after I went back behind the house, they said the cars sped right into the driveway the second I went back.

I got away, got home. I just need to ask some questions to some of you who may have dealt with something similar or know the law.

1. Are they allowed to look up my last name, contact my highschool or my home phone?

2. If they did call my high school or my dad, could I say my backpack was stolen because I left if outside my friend's house, and could it be conceivable that the "people" who broke into the house were the people who "stole" my back pack?

3. I live in Philly, things are pretty rough, so cops have other shit to deal with. Are they even going to care?

4. Is the old guy that owns the mansion going to even press charges for a 100 dollar repair of a window, and trespassing?

5. WHAT THE FUCK WILL HAPPEN IF I AM CAUGHT?!!!!

Look, I know you guys can't know what will happen, but some support, advice, and thoughts on my situation would help. Thanks
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Old 06-15-2007, 06:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wear your backpack at all times if you could possibly leave it behind.


also, doors are usually used to exit a house. try it sometime.


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Old 06-15-2007, 06:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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but my real advice to you is to go with the stolen backpack story.
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Old 06-15-2007, 06:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Don't wait to get caught to claim your backpack was stolen. Like, right now, go tell your 'rents you took your eyes off it for a minute during lunch and it was gone.
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Old 06-15-2007, 06:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I just reported the stolen backpacks and made up a good story. an officer is going to call me back to talk to me about it.
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Dude, you're going to jail...

Hope its on Monday so you won't have to spend the whole weekend in the pokey.

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Old 06-15-2007, 07:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You're a dick...
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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sorry, you're the easy one now, if you would have just shut up they would prolly have been done with it. Now you gave them the address to go with the name on the back pack. Y'all better hope there was no other damage in the house you didn't see.

Fuckin' with someones shit man, people will look the other way when you're killing someone, but fuck with their shit....

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Old 06-15-2007, 07:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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1. Very unlikly they wont look you up. I mean it is a b&e so they are gonna try at least a little to find you.

2. I guess you could say that, but thats what everyone on Cops always says, and im sure theyve heard it a hundred times before.

3. Last i checked B&E was kinda a big deal. They wont go and throw hundreds of cops on your tail, but id definatly expect a visit. And how is it a rough area if your breaking into mansions?

4. Old people hate thier life and guess what? They hate yours too. I guarentee he will press charges, ESPECIALLY since the window was broken.

5. Youll probaly get arrested and have to go to court. Depending on your age and previous convictions you could get probation or maybe some jail time.

Sooo basically...your fucked! Enjoy any free time you have left...sorry
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Last i checked B&E was kinda a big deal.
Stop watching Dragnet, there is no such thing as B&E, its either burglary, vandalism or robbery.

And yeah, since its a property crime, you're more than likely fucked.

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Old 06-15-2007, 07:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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are you talking about YOUR BACKPACK THAT WAS STOLEN THAT DAY

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Old 06-15-2007, 07:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"And how is it a rough area if your breaking into mansions?"

You ever see scarface? I've been to philly once, its ghetto nukka.

B&E = bacon and eggs
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Saying your backpack was stolen is kind of a bad allaby. Also, if you do get caught, you'll be charged with not only B&E but posession and lying to the police/filing a false police report. It's going to look even worse since you filed the report AFTER the cops came to the house, so they'll have to overlook that coincidence as well.
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Old 06-15-2007, 09:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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im assuming frozen pickle is like 15 years old.

if you are a decent kid with no previous record, i mean the worst that could happen is you have to A) apologize B) pay for the damages C) go through the court system and get a slap on the wrist
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Old 06-15-2007, 09:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2007, 09:38 PM   #16 (permalink)
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damn thats why it always better to toke at home. Rather your parents catch you then the police thats for damn sure.
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Old 06-15-2007, 10:18 PM   #17 (permalink)
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ah my son, ye hath forgotten the 11th commandment

"THOU SHALT NOT GET CAUGHT"

i am no authority on the american justice system. just thought you deserved a burn.

thus endeth the lesson
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Old 06-15-2007, 10:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Everyone gets pinched

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Old 06-16-2007, 06:29 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Yea... Well. I am 15, started smoking and being "bad", about 4 months ago. No previous record or anything... I just don't know. I thought about leaving an envelope on the front door of the house writing an apology, and telling the guy to put his number into the envelope so I can arrange to pay for the damage. That might lead to being caught though...
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i hope you have learned to not cut school and smoke in "abandoned" houses and leave all your shit there.
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