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Old 06-24-2007, 11:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Brainstorm: YaHooka needs a business plan

We don't get paid enough to be here, right? There must be some way we can ban together and make money. I think testclear should make us agents and we can go slang fake urine and get a percentage or something... Or charge folks to advertize in our sigs. Something?
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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if im the one giving spiritual consultation does that mean your the one giving blowjobs?
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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We don't get paid enough to be here, right? There must be some way we can ban together and make money. I think testclear should make us agents and we can go slang fake urine and get a percentage or something... Or charge folks to advertize in our sigs. Something?
Shut the fuck up


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We are not at yahooka to make money...
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, but if we got paid to be on yahooka, we'd be f'n rich.
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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If we got payed per word, maybe...

Don't be greedy you fucks, we have a good thing going here, no reason to ruin it by adding money into the fold...
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Old 06-24-2007, 01:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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They say it's best to make money doing what you love. Personally I'd rather do this than push papers all day.
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Old 06-24-2007, 01:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It's best if you would shut the fuck up and drop it...Yahooka is a diversion to work, tool..
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Srsly shake that sand out of your vagina
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Old 06-24-2007, 01:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It is the year 3007, and the transcripts of all of YaHookan conversations from the "time of the Great Ones" (the first 25 years of the site's existence) is canonized in a book of scripture and used as a basis of the world's most widespread and influential religion: STFUism.

...and the fact that I'm never going to see a dime of royalties pisses my ass off.

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Old 06-24-2007, 02:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
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it's just a serious problem to the probationee like me.

the guy looks directly at my weiner, and the pee-pee squirting out. one of those pissing warm-up dildoes, tho a novel invention, don't seve me any good unless they squirt the urine up my urethra, into my bladder, allowing me to squirt clean pee for the watchful eyes of the constabultory.

that's what I need.
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My good friend got caught using a wizzinator at a probation piss test.

Sometimes he'll put it on and walk around parties with his "dick" hanging out.
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Old 06-24-2007, 02:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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we don't need a business plan, we need a fucking bouncer
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