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Old 06-29-2007, 12:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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getting free food

like lets say im hungry at 2:45 in the morning (which i am). how would I go about getting said food if everything has been ate at my apartment. if i get caught stealing, could i say i was starving and im poor? and yes i am working on a job.
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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2:45 AM means you're either hopping in a dumpster or stealing.

Otherwise go to a McDonald's during the day and stand in line and grab someone elses food or say you never got yours.

And no, of course being poor and starving isn't a goddamned get out of jail free card. Do you think before you speak? That is other than to see if you fall in line for the "be different" way of thinking.
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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stealing is a guarenteed meal, either you get away with the theft or you go to jail where you get fed...talk about a win-win situation.
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go to sleep...

wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 06-29-2007, 01:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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stealing is a guarenteed meal, either you get away with the theft or you go to jail where you get fed...talk about a win-win situation.
This is what I was saying. You could go to the homeless shelter too.
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i don't think you've got what it takes.

can you HANDLE the thought of stealing? looks that way.

can you handle the pressure? i'll take your silence as a 'yes'.

most of all, can you do it without being detected? well, go out there and make me proud. i've taught you well...
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nevermind HIM, my son.

now that i think about it, we can start taking bets on whether he succeeds or not. i'll handle the action, you wanna gamble you do it with ME, understood?
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People go to jail for stealing food in America?
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go to sleep...

wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
Is the food any good though?


And for frances. Think ahead, cook up a big pot of some tasty, hearty stuff, freeze down in single feeds. You won't go hungry no more son.
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Old 06-29-2007, 07:02 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Is the food any good though?


And for frances. Think ahead, cook up a big pot of some tasty, hearty stuff, freeze down in single feeds. You won't go hungry no more son.
my refrigerator is broken or that is what i would be doing. crock pots ftw.

now I did use the following "going to sleep" method, but unfortunately im still feeling these "hunger pains". is this thread is turning into seeing if frances has the BALLS to steal food?
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Go to the Salvation Army. They serve two meals a day for free.

Plus, they usually have a bunch of food that you can just take. Bread, pastries, vegetables, etc. Stuff that quality stores have donated.
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like lets say im hungry at 2:45 in the morning (which i am). how would I go about getting said food if everything has been ate at my apartment. if i get caught stealing, could i say i was starving and im poor? and yes i am working on a job.
A) go into dunken donuts and tell the guy you have no money. they are going to throw out the donuts at a certain time anyway.

what my friend does is ask "how much is a donut" and when he says 70 cents my friend says "ohh well i dont have enough" and he starts walking out. EVERYTIME the worker will be like wait wait how much you got? 20 cents? then he will start filling a bag with like 10 free donuts and give it to us. works almost every time.

B) dumpsters. trader joe dumpsters are good, they have a shit load of food that just expired or is about to expire. just look for packaged stuff.

C) stealing from a large grocery store. walk in. get whatever you want casually, put it in a bag , w/e. and just walk the fuck out and bike away. this method of stealing from supermarkets almost always works. at night you have to be more careful because they could have undercover spies looking for shop lifters. basically just run the fuck out when you have your stuff and preferably use the exit farthest away from the cash registers. this works best during the midday because they arent expecting thieves.
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i don't think you've got what it takes.

can you HANDLE the thought of stealing? looks that way.

can you handle the pressure? i'll take your silence as a 'yes'.

most of all, can you do it without being detected? well, go out there and make me proud. i've taught you well...
wtf

you say he cant handle it, then tells him he can do it?
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