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Old 07-21-2007, 10:12 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I'm no dick expert, but that dick has something wrong with it.

Small head and it has to be hard to impress someone........sad.
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Old 07-21-2007, 10:26 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I'm no dick expert, but that dick has something wrong with it.

Small head and it has to be hard to impress someone........sad.
jealous much?
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:03 PM   #43 (permalink)
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lol wtf wiseco, you're critiquing his penis...
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Old 07-22-2007, 11:01 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2007, 11:23 AM   #45 (permalink)
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i had to walk all the way around the block because a wee family of smelly assed skunks crossed my path and was raising their tales and shit. so i said, fuck this and fuck you you dumb skunts and walked all the way around. took like 3 minutes more
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Old 07-22-2007, 11:34 AM   #46 (permalink)
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That reminds me of this time I was walking down a residental street in my city and a skunk crosses my path and it looks right at me. I freeze up, he walks up to me and sniffs me so I decide I should start walking. Then he starts following me, right next to me. It was funny, the skunk walked with me for the next block before deciding I was boring.
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Old 07-22-2007, 11:37 AM   #47 (permalink)
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^haha, thats cool. st francis type shit
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:30 PM   #48 (permalink)
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i nresponse to my show us your d*@k.

I meant show us your "duck" this is a duck thread, i was trying to be funny. don't pull that thing out again...it makes me mad.
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:38 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:48 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2007, 01:34 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I'm a big fan of dux. the ones at my pond are the sweetest things ever...mostly just cuz i spoil them. they let me pet them and they don't bite or chase me like the geese do.

fuck geese.
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:37 AM   #53 (permalink)
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feeding ducks pwned when i was a kid


i used to wear my padington bear coat and wellies and i would throw mad bits of bread for the ducks and they would eat it and stuff


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feeding ducks pwned when i was a kid


i used to wear my padington bear coat and wellies and i would throw mad bits of bread for the ducks and they would eat it and stuff


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I remember paddington bear. And I'm not even British.

And yeah ducks are pretty cool. I like mallards (most common around here). I am sick to death of Canadian Geese, they have lost their majestic quality and are now just dumb.

Holy shit I just remembered..When I was oh probably 3 or 4, we were at a church picnic on a small farm, I went to go feed the ducks some watermelon rinds. The mama duck thought I was going for her babies and ran me down (fast fucking duck) and bit me on the ass. Man that hurt.

True story. I'll never live that one down.

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Old 07-25-2007, 06:08 PM   #55 (permalink)
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i ran into a bird the other day, then the next day i ran over two frogs about 1/4 mile apart
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We had a couple ducks, as pets, when I was a kid. My grandmother did one of those wtf things for us kids at Easter. We had 4 ducklings and 2 died. They grew up in our back yard in suburbia. Dad had a kiddie pool for them. They laid eggs and quacked. We set them free at the big cemetery with their duck friends. Their names were 'Happy' and 'Go Lucky'.
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Getting a duck is one thing.
Giving a two ducks about it, well....
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Holy shit!

Dicks..typoducks.

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