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Old 09-14-2011, 05:51 AM   #19981 (permalink)
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The caste system?
Absolutely right Trebek.


It's a cultural-historical legacy at this point....

You know since the British banned it in 19whatever...
And laws always work
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Old 09-14-2011, 06:11 AM   #19982 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2011, 07:05 AM   #19983 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2011, 07:19 AM   #19984 (permalink)
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I've got another sheep shagging joke, is it too late?

I asked my welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting and fell asleep.
I guess you have to be English...
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Old 09-14-2011, 07:30 AM   #19985 (permalink)
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Britain is the Squirrel version of America apparently
Grey squirrels took over the native red squirrels but now they're overrun with big black squirrels that are fucking their lasses

The pack of mutant black squirrels that are giving Britain's grey population a taste of their own medicine | Mail Online

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For years, the grey squirrel held sway - driving its red cousin into the remotest corners of the country.
But now the black squirrel has arrived - and is rampaging through parks and woodlands.
Scientists say the testosterone-charged black is fitter, faster and more fiercely competitive than both reds or greys.


Cute but deadly: They may look harmless, but 'mutant' squirrels have left the grey squirrel population in fear
It has already taken over in parts of England and appears to be spreading.
Its rise means the greys now have serious competition for the first time since they were introduced to Britain from America in the 1870s.
The black squirrel is also likely to make life even harder for our native red squirrels.
A study by Cambridge scientists shows that black squirrels now make up half the squirrel population in some parts of the UK.
The upstarts are genetic mutations of greys, but have a darker fur and higher levels of the male sex hormone testosterone - making them more aggressive and more successful.


Making a run for it: There are fears the black squirrels could wipe out the greys
Geneticist Helen McRobie and Dr Alison Thomas, a professor of life sciences, both from Anglia Ruskin University, Cambridge, conducted the first UK study of black squirrels.
"The population is expanding across the region and is spreading further every year," said Dr McRobie.
"They could overrun most of the Eastern counties within ten years."
The black squirrel is the result of a single mutation in the DNA of greys, giving them higher levels of the pigment melanin in their fur.
Sex selection is also boosting their numbers because female greys appear to prefer them as mates.
Dr Thomas, who completed the year-long study last week, used DNA samples taken from squirrels across East Anglia.


She said: "There has been a recent population boom. They are due to overtake the grey squirrel population in some parts of the country.
"The first sighting was in 1912, but sightings were very rare until the last few years. They were first spotted around Letchworth Garden City, near Royston, Hertfordshire - currently home to the UK's largest colony.
"But since then they have migrated northwards, penetrating Cambridge city boundaries in the 1990s. Now they make up 50 per cent of the squirrel population in the villages around Cambridge and they are spilling into Bedfordshire and Huntingdonshire."
The rise of the black is the biggest change in squirrel demographics since the indigenous red squirrels almost disappeared 50 years ago from most of England.
Lindsey Maguire, 50, who has co-ordinated the National Squirrel Rescue team for the last 12 years, agreed that blacks were becoming a more common sight.
He added: "The irony of it is the blacks were first spotted in a similar area to where the greys were introduced to Britain.
"Now they may well get their just deserts. I wonder how long it would be before we see a "save the grey" campaign."
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:30 AM   #19986 (permalink)
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I guess you have to be English...
Not really.
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I Just looked up MSF. I that looks like a great cause. Do they have any ties with Doctors without Borders?
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:47 AM   #19987 (permalink)
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Not really.
Yeah I pretty sure to fully appreciate the joke you need live there. Pretty sure, but maybe with your superior intelligence you can relate to all nationalities and the intricacies of their rivalries.
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:52 AM   #19988 (permalink)
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Yeah I pretty sure to fully appreciate the joke you need live there. Pretty sure, but maybe with your superior intelligence you can relate to all nationalities and the intricacies of their rivalries.
Or it's just a stereotype that Welsh guys like to fuck sheep.


But I like your idea too.
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that is awesome!!! reminds me of when my friends and i would off road the remote parts of parker ranch blasting dubstep. some of the cows came running up looking confused while others where pissed and i swear to god a few where head nodding.lol
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Old 09-14-2011, 02:14 PM   #19991 (permalink)
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This is great news: they're making Final Fantasy X in HD for ps3.


FUCK YEAH. I loved ffx
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Old 09-14-2011, 04:05 PM   #19992 (permalink)
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Speaking of games, an update of the game which has peaked my interest in gaming for the first time in awhile:

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Britain is the Squirrel version of America apparently
Grey squirrels took over the native red squirrels but now they're overrun with big black squirrels that are fucking their lasses

The pack of mutant black squirrels that are giving Britain's grey population a taste of their own medicine | Mail Online
In the states, in NY anyways, you can kill black squirrels whenever at no penalty.
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☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ we JACKED, you mad?☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★
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Old 09-14-2011, 04:23 PM   #19995 (permalink)
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Well i still have no idea who that is lol but that's ok
I know you're not a TV guy but I'd recommend Its Always Sunny... It's a classic series.
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Old 09-14-2011, 09:45 PM   #19998 (permalink)
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WEIRD. When I put my cellphone next to my remote, it turns my TV on.


@ cerp:

yeah I seen a trailer for that too. It looks pretty fun - makes me wish they'd make a new Mechwarrior game though
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It's always sunny.... is that a TV show that you're supposed to take seriously or is a comedy?
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