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Old 09-17-2011, 06:28 PM   #20081 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2011, 07:49 PM   #20082 (permalink)
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Got a job at the c-c-comic shop, rockin' that t-t-t-tomahawk.
Still can't find any herb though, which is upsetting, because theres like five headshops within a mile of my house, and noone seems willing to be real with me. I think the locals don't trust me because I'm brown and don't have an accent, and you can clearly tell where everyone around here is from by the way that they talk, but I'm kind of a mystery, albeit unintentional.
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Old 09-18-2011, 10:40 AM   #20083 (permalink)
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actually i technically could, i guess i wish working at a comic shop provided more income
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Old 09-18-2011, 12:10 PM   #20084 (permalink)
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Got a job at the c-c-comic shop, rockin' that t-t-t-tomahawk.
Still can't find any herb though, which is upsetting, because theres like five headshops within a mile of my house, and noone seems willing to be real with me. I think the locals don't trust me because I'm brown and don't have an accent, and you can clearly tell where everyone around here is from by the way that they talk, but I'm kind of a mystery, albeit unintentional.
You're doing something wrong man.

The ways of central NY are very strange but not too hard to figure out.

Try finding drunk college kids.
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Old 09-18-2011, 02:44 PM   #20085 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2011, 04:33 PM   #20086 (permalink)
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Your club is a jooooooooooooooooooo ooke
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We sell them to Stoke
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Old 09-18-2011, 08:37 PM   #20087 (permalink)
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i bit a strippers ass last night.
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Old 09-18-2011, 09:39 PM   #20088 (permalink)
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lol we ended up getting kicked out last night too. it was bachelor party and apparently the bachelor told the one of the strippers to go fuck herself when she tried to charge him like 400 bucks for lap dances.

it was way weird for me, the stripper that i was hanging out with was 41 years old but she was smokin hot and for some reason she really liked me(sounds stupid. i know. lol). i didnt even buy any dances from her, but she was talking to me/ giving me a continous lap dance for the whole 2 or so hours we were in the place. i got her number but i dont think ill call her lol
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Old 09-18-2011, 10:29 PM   #20089 (permalink)
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lol we ended up getting kicked out last night too. it was bachelor party and apparently the bachelor told the one of the strippers to go fuck herself when she tried to charge him like 400 bucks for lap dances.

it was way weird for me, the stripper that i was hanging out with was 41 years old but she was smokin hot and for some reason she really liked me(sounds stupid. i know. lol). i didnt even buy any dances from her, but she was talking to me/ giving me a continous lap dance for the whole 2 or so hours we were in the place. i got her number but i dont think ill call her lol
do it faggot.
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Old 09-18-2011, 10:45 PM   #20090 (permalink)
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lol so you asked her age?
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Old 09-18-2011, 10:53 PM   #20091 (permalink)
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well im not exaggerating when i say i was talking to her for 2 hours, so yes it came up in conversation, is that odd? this was my 3rd time at a strip club i guess i dont know the etiquete yet she guessed that i was 33 which is slightly upsetting because i must be looking older these days, too much gin i guess haha. we actually talked about alot of random stuff and she was super chill i told her i was going to unhinge my jaw and eat her whole ass in one bite

@ jose: would you call her?
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Old 09-18-2011, 11:16 PM   #20092 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2011, 11:37 PM   #20093 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2011, 11:48 PM   #20094 (permalink)
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that picture raises many questions.

several of them quite disturbing.
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Old 09-19-2011, 12:32 AM   #20095 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2011, 01:13 AM   #20096 (permalink)
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@ jose: would you call her?
If she's anything like the 42 year old I work with, then yes.
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Old 09-19-2011, 04:48 AM   #20097 (permalink)
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don't be fucking no strippers or you might get the gift that keeps on giving if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:40 AM   #20099 (permalink)
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don't be fucking no strippers or you might get the gift that keeps on giving if you know what I mean.
with that logic, you shouldn't fuck anyone.
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