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Old 10-21-2008, 08:55 AM   #2021 (permalink)
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I fucking crashed my bike tonight.. I am one lucky fucker.. walked away with a few gashes on my foot. Cannot walk straight.. but still.. one lucky mo' fo' fo' sho'/

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Old 10-21-2008, 01:24 PM   #2022 (permalink)
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Damn dude....Good to hear that you only got a few gashes on your foot...considering what kinda damage COULD have happened.
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Old 10-21-2008, 01:42 PM   #2023 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2008, 02:19 PM   #2024 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2008, 02:22 PM   #2025 (permalink)
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paid off my last payment to the judge today...
wanted to write fuck you on the 'For' section of the check but i didnt.
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Old 10-21-2008, 02:41 PM   #2026 (permalink)
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I still got around $350 to pay. This county only takes cash.
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:29 PM   #2027 (permalink)
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I think I got fucking poisoned.
people can poison weed, yes? not lace, just poison.
I've got a fever in the 100+ range, had waking night terrors all of last night, and can't stop puking, and I was healthy as a horse (is that an analogy?) before I hit that pipe.
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:06 PM   #2028 (permalink)
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Ummm.. Hard to say?

If your fever goes above 103 go to the hospital.

A fever, chills or sweats, and puking and a cough is a dead give away for appendicitis though.
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:10 PM   #2029 (permalink)
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I don't have chills or sweats, just a hellacious fever. sorry for the contradiction. another chick that smoked with us that night said she's been sick since then too.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:11 PM   #2030 (permalink)
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i just ate a whole can of baby peas... now i will go masturbate and then chain smoke a pack of black and milds. nom nom nom nom yea nicca yea nom nom nom
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:16 PM   #2031 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:17 PM   #2032 (permalink)
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Damn dude....Good to hear that you only got a few gashes on your foot...considering what kinda damage COULD have happened.
Thanks man. I had to break hard in the rain through no fault other than my own. So I feel pretty stupid.. but yes indeed it's better to have a limp than be dead.. OR worse.

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Old 10-21-2008, 09:18 PM   #2033 (permalink)
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Holy shit. This lady put her dog on the hot stove and tied him up. The lady looked like a fucking POS. For the time being while they had her picture on the TV I just wanted to fucking hunt her ass down and kill her.
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:20 PM   #2034 (permalink)
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did yahooka go down for a few days for anyone else?
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:24 PM   #2035 (permalink)
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:34 PM   #2036 (permalink)
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fuck tha database!

i learned to host my monkey somewhere else lol
i didnt see the little guy for a couple days
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:40 PM   #2037 (permalink)
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Holy shit.

That gave me a run for my mon(k)ey.

me too verkling.
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Old 10-24-2008, 02:13 PM   #2038 (permalink)
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lol youre a punny guy spanky
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Old 10-24-2008, 02:16 PM   #2039 (permalink)
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rofl

Not really. 6'1" 177 isn't too bad.

here's the picture I got it from.

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Old 10-24-2008, 02:51 PM   #2040 (permalink)
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no that wasnt a typo, i was continuing the pun..

Owell

or wait am i confused lol wtf is going on too high
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