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Old 11-01-2008, 05:29 PM   #2081 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2008, 05:32 PM   #2082 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2008, 09:55 PM   #2083 (permalink)
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I always figured thats how they made baby food.
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Old 11-02-2008, 09:25 AM   #2084 (permalink)
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I'm having a baby in a week or so.




...aint that some shit.
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Old 11-02-2008, 09:59 AM   #2085 (permalink)
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i was in a fight for my soul on friday

an evil woman tried to steal my soul on the dance floor
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:26 AM   #2086 (permalink)
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could you see her ass from the front?
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:40 AM   #2087 (permalink)
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I'm having a baby in a week or so.




...aint that some shit.
like...for dinner? i'm confused
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:43 AM   #2088 (permalink)
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like...for dinner? i'm confused
ahahahahaHAHAHA. ah shit. that was a kneeslapper.

mmmmmmmmm. baby steaks.
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Old 11-02-2008, 01:49 PM   #2089 (permalink)
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no i'm actually having a kid, as in soon to be daddy.
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Old 11-02-2008, 02:10 PM   #2090 (permalink)
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thats horrible news

im so sorry for your loss of 18 years of freedom
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Old 11-02-2008, 02:13 PM   #2091 (permalink)
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After these many years of having my freedom, I've come to realise that I don't do much with it.
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could you see her ass from the front?
thats the thing, i was on acid and e so she looked really familiar to me, but she gave me the most evil vibe ever so it wasnt a girl ive met before..

it really was a weird experience, she kept coming up to me and getting right behind me and saying cryptic shit in my ear, and everytime i asked her anything shed kinda smile this wicked smile and wink at me... intially i was thinking she was pretty hot but the attraction wore off once i realized she was evil and trying to steal my soul.
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Old 11-02-2008, 05:13 PM   #2094 (permalink)
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After these many years of having my freedom, I've come to realise that I don't do much with it.
It's better than not doing anything it all.

Someday I'm going to build/fly RC airplanes and fish/hunt all day and never have kids.

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Old 11-02-2008, 05:31 PM   #2095 (permalink)
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this post is my first post from my brand new macbook pro. macs' imperviousness to viruses is what prompted me to make the switch from pc to mac and i think i'm going to be very happy i did.
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Old 11-02-2008, 06:14 PM   #2096 (permalink)
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fuck yes. I just scored 2.5 grams of mush, an 8th of sour diesel and a free purp sample. free is free, no?
got it all for $65.
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Old 11-02-2008, 06:21 PM   #2097 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2008, 06:25 PM   #2098 (permalink)
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After these many years of having my freedom, I've come to realise that I don't do much with it.
When my wife informed me that she was pregnant [1990], I knew my life as I know it, was over. Can't just split for the bars with your buddies if the old lady's at work & you're watching the kid. Changing diapers filled with more fecal matter than the entire size of the kid...
Nope, your life is about to make the most drastic change it ever has...but I'll let you in on a little info -- your priorities change drastically. What you once thought was important to you, doesn't mean shit anymore [except for the loaded diaper ].
At 1st, you'll be like "Why the hell did I do this now?" Just going to the store for 1 thing is a major trip [I dig your sig about "Ditch The Ciggs"], as you've gotta get the car-seat situated, a spare diaper just in case, powder, wipes, a couple bottles for the kid, etc, etc....& that's just for a 10 minute trip!!
But after you start the bonding...the little guy/gal looks to you for protection & learning everything new about their little world...you'll be a changed man for the better. Now my son is about to turn 18...we're the best of buddies...I couldn't even picture him NOT in the picture.
You'll start off as it's a major chore taking care of the miniature human-being, but you'll end-up loving every minute of it. Give it time. Your priorities will do a major turn & you'll see how cool it is having a little 1 looking to you for guidance.
Best of everything to you & enjoy your new companion!!
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I s'pose. oh well. maybe he'll beat my ass and keep me as a slave. not that bad. I could play the gimp game for the rest of my life.
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Old 11-02-2008, 06:58 PM   #2100 (permalink)
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nice post zoltron, id thank you if i could, but i cant, so thanks
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