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badgoalie85 · 11-02-2008, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

I'm having a baby in a week or so.

...aint that some shit.

like...for dinner? i'm confused

anitablaze · 11-02-2008, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoalie85

like...for dinner? i'm confused

ahahahahaHAHAHA. ah shit. that was a kneeslapper.

mmmmmmmmm. baby steaks.

Sir-Ex · 11-02-2008, 01:49 PM

no i'm actually having a kid, as in soon to be daddy.

11-02-2008, 02:10 PM

thats horrible news

im so sorry for your loss of 18 years of freedom

Sir-Ex · 11-02-2008, 02:13 PM

After these many years of having my freedom, I've come to realise that I don't do much with it.

11-02-2008, 02:15 PM

touche

**Mafoo** · 11-02-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by slapstick

could you see her ass from the front?

thats the thing, i was on acid and e so she looked really familiar to me, but she gave me the most evil vibe ever so it wasnt a girl ive met before..

it really was a weird experience, she kept coming up to me and getting right behind me and saying cryptic shit in my ear, and everytime i asked her anything shed kinda smile this wicked smile and wink at me... intially i was thinking she was pretty hot but the attraction wore off once i realized she was evil and trying to steal my soul.

José · 11-02-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

After these many years of having my freedom, I've come to realise that I don't do much with it.

It's better than not doing anything it all.

Someday I'm going to build/fly RC airplanes and fish/hunt all day and never have kids.

badgoalie85 · 11-02-2008, 05:31 PM

this post is my first post from my brand new macbook pro. macs' imperviousness to viruses is what prompted me to make the switch from pc to mac and i think i'm going to be very happy i did.

slapstick · 11-02-2008, 06:14 PM

fuck yes. I just scored 2.5 grams of mush, an 8th of sour diesel and a free purp sample. free is free, no?
got it all for $65.

SmokeSomeDoja · 11-02-2008, 06:21 PM

nothings free except stds

zoltron · 11-02-2008, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

After these many years of having my freedom, I've come to realise that I don't do much with it.

When my wife informed me that she was pregnant [1990], I knew my life as I know it, was over. Can't just split for the bars with your buddies if the old lady's at work & you're watching the kid. Changing diapers filled with more fecal matter than the entire size of the kid...

Nope, your life is about to make the most drastic change it ever has...but I'll let you in on a little info -- your priorities change drastically. What you once thought was important to you, doesn't mean shit anymore [except for the loaded diaper

].
At 1st, you'll be like "Why the hell did I do this now?" Just going to the store for 1 thing is a major trip [I dig your sig about "Ditch The Ciggs"], as you've gotta get the car-seat situated, a spare diaper just in case, powder, wipes, a couple bottles for the kid, etc, etc....& that's just for a 10 minute trip!!
But after you start the bonding...the little guy/gal looks to you for protection & learning everything new about their little world...you'll be a changed man for the better. Now my son is about to turn 18...we're the best of buddies...I couldn't even picture him NOT in the picture.
You'll start off as it's a major chore taking care of the miniature human-being, but you'll end-up loving every minute of it. Give it time. Your priorities will do a major turn & you'll see how cool it is having a little 1 looking to you for guidance.
Best of everything to you & enjoy your new companion!!

slapstick · 11-02-2008, 06:26 PM

I s'pose. oh well. maybe he'll beat my ass and keep me as a slave. not that bad. I could play the gimp game for the rest of my life.

SmokeSomeDoja · 11-02-2008, 06:58 PM

nice post zoltron, id thank you if i could, but i cant, so thanks

slapstick · 11-02-2008, 07:44 PM

fuckin stooooooned. life is good.

and for sure, I never looked at parenthood like that. or thought about it like that.

zoltron · 11-02-2008, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja

nice post zoltron, id thank you if i could, but i cant, so thanks

I appreciate it, my old friend....I don't see any 'thanks' buttons myself.

Juicy_J · 11-02-2008, 09:58 PM

fuck i'm stoned.

José · 11-02-2008, 10:13 PM

I'm pretty stoned too and I think we should get the Thanks button in FFA. yea?

anitablaze · 11-03-2008, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja

nothings free except stds

Even those aren't free.
you have to give up a a drunken stoned night.

11-03-2008, 03:13 AM

man i wonder where that vertigo kid went?

lol...

11-02-2008, 01:49 PM	#2103 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	no i'm actually having a kid, as in soon to be daddy. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-02-2008, 02:13 PM	#2105 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	After these many years of having my freedom, I've come to realise that I don't do much with it. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-02-2008, 05:31 PM	#2109 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,085 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	this post is my first post from my brand new macbook pro. macs' imperviousness to viruses is what prompted me to make the switch from pc to mac and i think i'm going to be very happy i did. __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

11-02-2008, 06:14 PM	#2110 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	fuck yes. I just scored 2.5 grams of mush, an 8th of sour diesel and a free purp sample. free is free, no? got it all for $65. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

11-02-2008, 06:21 PM	#2111 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,386 Thanks: 240 Thanked 446 Times in 280 Posts	nothings free except stds __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

11-02-2008, 02:10 PM	#2104 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe Guest Posts: n/a	thats horrible news im so sorry for your loss of 18 years of freedom

11-02-2008, 02:15 PM	#2106 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe Guest Posts: n/a	touche

11-02-2008, 06:26 PM	#2113 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I s'pose. oh well. maybe he'll beat my ass and keep me as a slave. not that bad. I could play the gimp game for the rest of my life. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

11-02-2008, 06:58 PM	#2114 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,386 Thanks: 240 Thanked 446 Times in 280 Posts	nice post zoltron, id thank you if i could, but i cant, so thanks __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

11-02-2008, 07:44 PM	#2115 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	fuckin stooooooned. life is good. and for sure, I never looked at parenthood like that. or thought about it like that. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

11-02-2008, 09:58 PM	#2117 (permalink)
Juicy_J ¼Chemical Cousin¼ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 858 Thanks: 117 Thanked 41 Times in 37 Posts	fuck i'm stoned. __________________ DRINKIN' BEER! "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

11-02-2008, 10:13 PM	#2118 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	I'm pretty stoned too and I think we should get the Thanks button in FFA. yea?

11-03-2008, 03:13 AM	#2120 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe Guest Posts: n/a	man i wonder where that vertigo kid went? lol...

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