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Old 12-12-2011, 08:55 AM   #21641 (permalink)
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Why is it that Tim Tebow needs an idiot, a 59 yard FG, a 51 yard FG and a defence that holds the opposition to 10 points to win and people still think he is good?
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:12 AM   #21642 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2011, 11:07 AM   #21643 (permalink)
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Logical Paradox:

Logical Paradoxes » The Paradox of the Heap



Fucking stupid. How is it a logical paradox if the word 'heap' is an abstract and completely subjective concept? Fucking retarded.



OH. Here's another one :
Logical Paradoxes » The Barber Paradox

FUCKING STUPID!

"The barber paradox asks us to consider the following situation:

In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.

The question that prompts the paradox is this:

Who shaves the barber?

No matter how we try to answer this question, we get into trouble."


Answer? The sentence creates an invalid scenario that can't exist and isn't even worth trying to answer! It's a sentence using INCOMPLETE LOGIC. You need only to create logical clause and then it all works perfectly well.



So like what?
Are all these "logical paradoxes" just lazy statements that use the imperfection of language to express incomplete ideas that can't exist in reality?



Who shaves the barber? NOTHING. The scenario doesn't exist because its creator didn't take the FUCKING TIME TO CREATE A VALID SCENARIO.



It's like, "THERE'S NO GRAVITY BUT THE APPLE FELL BUT HOW DID IT FALL!?!?!? OMG A PARADOX!"


SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Old 12-12-2011, 11:14 AM   #21644 (permalink)
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Troy and Abed Rap: Christmas Infiltration - YouTube

motherfucking embeds-how do they work?

no seriously how do they work in ffa now I tried both with the embed code and without and neither worked.
They slipped a reference to Community being put on hiatus and possibly being cancelled in Abed's verse...

"If years were seasons, this December
Would be the December of our December"

And the breakdown on Rapgenius, although I think it's taken from somewhere else.

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“This is the entire series’ master story circle. The whole thing. If you don’t know what that is, read this article

The Dan Harmon School of Comedy Writing | Splitsider



Basically this is the master arc of the entire series.
You’ll notice something else: as per Dan Harmon’s story structure, it’s broken into quadrants.
These quadrants correspond to story and emotional landmarks that stories should hit at certain points. They also correspond to seasons of the show. Each of the pictures in quadrant 1 (upper right) are from season 1, quadrant 2 from season 2, and so on.
There’s only 4 quadrants. So I guess if we make it to season 4, that might be all we get.
Also: each of the small circles after the highlighted one (tonight’s episode) is grayed out with static, representing the uncertainty of the show’s future"
Also the article itself is pretty interesting.
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Old 12-12-2011, 02:19 PM   #21645 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2011, 02:46 PM   #21646 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2011, 03:09 PM   #21647 (permalink)
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Logical Paradox:

Logical Paradoxes » The Paradox of the Heap



Fucking stupid. How is it a logical paradox if the word 'heap' is an abstract and completely subjective concept? Fucking retarded.



OH. Here's another one :
Logical Paradoxes » The Barber Paradox

FUCKING STUPID!

"The barber paradox asks us to consider the following situation:

In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.

The question that prompts the paradox is this:

Who shaves the barber?

No matter how we try to answer this question, we get into trouble."


Answer? The sentence creates an invalid scenario that can't exist and isn't even worth trying to answer! It's a sentence using INCOMPLETE LOGIC. You need only to create logical clause and then it all works perfectly well.



So like what?
Are all these "logical paradoxes" just lazy statements that use the imperfection of language to express incomplete ideas that can't exist in reality?



Who shaves the barber? NOTHING. The scenario doesn't exist because its creator didn't take the FUCKING TIME TO CREATE A VALID SCENARIO.



It's like, "THERE'S NO GRAVITY BUT THE APPLE FELL BUT HOW DID IT FALL!?!?!? OMG A PARADOX!"


SHUT THE FUCK UP!
you sound like myself before i took philosophy 101.

i would just write a paper arguing against a given concept because its easier to find flaws than it is to actually understand a given concept.
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Old 12-12-2011, 03:49 PM   #21648 (permalink)
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Caffeine pills aren't bad. When they kick in, face turns red and mouth dries up quick.

I'm wired and horny right now. Good stuff.
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Caffeine pills aren't bad. When they kick in, face turns red and mouth dries up quick.

I'm wired and horny right now. Good stuff.
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The pioneer of the '27 Club'...Brian Jones...who was the original Rolling Stone & ended-up getting kicked outta the band for being too fucked-up at rehearsals, shows, & interviews...died within months of being booted-out by the other members of The Stones. Drowned in his own pool...very tragic, imo.
He died at age 27. Other musicians who found their demise at age 27 are:
Janis Joplin...Jim Morrison...Jimi Hendrix...Kurt Cobain...Bon Scott [AC/DC] & not sure about Mama Cass Elliott.
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just picked up a 1/4 of some of the best sativa ive ever smoked



ive been smoking this shit for about a decade now and god damn if im still just as excited to pick up a new sack!

/addicted to weed
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He would have thrown for 300+ yds yesterday, if the DEN WRs would have caught 5 of the 8 that they dropped in the 1st half...
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with five year olds having heart attacks
You fed em too well on TV
cut me I wont even bleed
My bloods as lazy as the mums and dads
whose fantastic mundane can't all be bad
So lets just keep eating more, more, more, more and more

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And only speak the truth

We are so happy
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A Florida man had his iPhone video recorder rolling when police say his estranged mother-in-law pulled a gun and pumped two shots into him before the weapon jammed

"I can't believe you did that! I can't believe you did that! What are you, crazy?" Salvatore Miglino, 39, screams in the shaky cell phone vid, seconds after cops say crazed granny Cheryl Hepner fired three point-blank shots at him outside her Broward County home.

Miglino said he sensed trouble when he visited the 66-year-old's house on Wednesday afternoon to scoop up his son for a court-allowed custody visit, so started recording and held the phone in his hand.

He and Hepner's daughter have been locked in a nasty divorce for a year, and the two were warring over visitation rights, officials said.

Hepner met Miglino outside her house carrying the boy's sleepover gear, investigators said.

She asked Miglino to come inside for a talk, but when he refused, she pulled a .22 caliber Beretta pistol from behind the boy's pillow and started firing, cops said.

Miglino was hit in the shoulder and the ribs, but managed to tackle Hepner and knock the weapon away, police said.

"I can't believe you shot me!" he screams, according to the video. Hepner can be heard screaming and cursing on the ground, calling Miglino a "son of a b----."

Miglino eventually escaped in his car and called police. Hepner also called 911 and told the operator that her son-in-law shot at her.

Cops discovered her story was bogus after watching the chilling video.

"As evidence goes, that was a gem. That absolutely corroborated everything that Mr. Miglino had told detectives," Broward County polices spokeswoman Dani Moschella told ABC News.

Miglino was treated for his wounds at a local hospital and later released.

Hepner was arrested on Thursday night and charged with attempted first-degree murder.

Authorities believe Hepner intended to kill Miglino and had tried to lure him inside so that there would be no witnesses to the hit.

"Apparently the gun jammed when she was shooting it and that might be the reason she stopped shooting when she did," Moschella told CBS Miami. "He's lucky to be alive."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz1gOaHVidl
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