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Old 12-15-2011, 01:08 AM   #23001 (permalink)
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i got really stoned this evening and sung a bunch to a karaoke track of Ironic by alanis morissette amnd recorded it.... singing really blazed is fun and I am lozled out

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Old 12-15-2011, 01:24 AM   #23002 (permalink)
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usually i feel i should gtfo of random with political stuff but this will make you laugh i promise.

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Old 12-15-2011, 02:22 AM   #23003 (permalink)
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people in Malaysia are put to death for cannabis use? what what? wow that is unacceptable.
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:12 AM   #23004 (permalink)
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Why didn't anyone ever teach her what a simile is?
Because then Ironic wouldn't be the Universe's most genius song - a song about irony that confuses the meaning of irony. It's perfect. Alanis can't be credited for anything, but the Universe, you sly dog you.


edit: actually I'm not sure what you mean. I get the impression alanis has a perfect grasp on how to use similes and metaphors.
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:13 AM   #23005 (permalink)
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I could've made it a lot gayer.
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Old 12-15-2011, 06:47 AM   #23006 (permalink)
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Because then Ironic wouldn't be the Universe's most genius song - a song about irony that confuses the meaning of irony. It's perfect. Alanis can't be credited for anything, but the Universe, you sly dog you.


edit: actually I'm not sure what you mean. I get the impression alanis has a perfect grasp on how to use similes and metaphors.
I the only ironic thing about the song is the use of the word in the title.

For all the ironic things she says "it's like" which is a simile.

But then again, simile doesn't fit into the lyrics.
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:00 AM   #23007 (permalink)
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Uh.. yeah.... the ironic thing about the song is that she comes up with all these examples in her verses and describes them as being ironic, when none of them (save for maybe one) are actually examples of irony. That's what's ironic about this song.



And yeah, 'it's like' is used when making a simile you're right... she also has a few metaphors in there too... but in either case there's no reason you can't use a simile or a metaphor in describing irony..




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Using the word ironic, ironically just makes you look like an idiot.

Either way, I don't really care.


Fuck Alanis Morissette she was old news 10 years ago.
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People with doctorates in linguistics are still arguing about that song. I'll leave it to them.
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wtf is he talking about...?
oh wait...I may be error
fuck this then


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People with doctorates in linguistics are still arguing about that song. I'll leave it to them.

I get the impression you realized you literally have no idea what you're talking about right now lol, it's all good
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No, not really. There are people that actually care about it and both sides can make a strong argument. But Ian of the opinion that it just makes her look like an idiot. Mainly because it could have been completely by accident and she thought it really was irony.
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It was done completely by accident, she really did think all that shit she said was irony - that's why the song truly is IRONIC!


Does NO ONE see the brilliance!? The Universe, though sheer GENIUS created a woman that would write a song called Ironic, and through her own folly, create a song that is genuinely ironic in itself.
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:35 AM   #23014 (permalink)
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The only reason chefs need an apprenticeship is public peace of mind. It doesn't take 3 years to learn what parts are toxic.
unfortunately I know your smarter then this. It really is a pretty poor attempt at trying to get under HTAM skin.
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It would take you more than 1000 days to learn what parts you can't eat?

Learning a speciality in medicine takes 3 years. Learning how to cook a fish doesn't.

They probably also learn hundreds of ways to make it in that time. And howto do cool shit with the knife.
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So whats the only thing their is to learn about cooking?
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