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Old 02-19-2012, 05:06 PM   #23341 (permalink)
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Whichever you're more comfy with stoner. Just remember, they don't let me attend my own old local meetings anymore for a reason. They fucking fear me.

Part of it is the mind fuck the military put on me, part of it is just me gettin' older and straight not giving a shit what people that can't find their own ass think or say. The synergy of knowing just enough about too many things took a giant shit, and I'm what crawled out of it. The military taught me the true meaning of that which doesn't kill us makes us stronger, and beyond that, having kids to worry over taught me the rest of what I needed to not be afraid of dyin'. Some would argue that that is also the point where the last of my little bit of remaining common sense left the building. Ever since, I've been urging people to be more like me instead of being so fucking afraid of every god damn thing that they see or hear.


If I see somebody gettin' thumped drivin' down the street, I'm the moron who gets stabbed in the back trying to break it up or even the odds. I've been arrested six times for chasing cops down 'cuz they were driving too fast or parked in a fire lane when they had a court day (I always win in the end though 'cuz I'm also the asshole with the balls to file the complaints and follow through to the end... like a dog wit' a bone). I'm the fuck head that WILL call you out, AND put your your shit in a different line for takin' 20 items into the 10 item or less checkout. I'm a ridiculous tipper who will be the first to cause a scene or bitch about shitty service. I argue with my mailman weekly about how his union is fucking him in the ass, and then I yank his boss up every time I go to the P.O. and tell him what a great job the dude does (no lie, he really busts his ass and takes pride in his work... and it shows).

I'm the guy that'll follow you home to tell your parents that you were driving like a fuckin' chimp. I've yanked more than one drunk out from behind the wheel at a traffic light and left them sittin' on the curb with a broken key. I'm a straight up asshole who stands up for what I believe in and will shit all over somebody that just pretends... and I sleep great!

My kids are embarrassed by a lot of the shit that I pull, but they respect me and take great pride in having grown up with the craziest dad in town. They also won't sit still and watch bad shit go down without tryin' to do somethin' about it. Life is too short to waste a precious moment of it doing shit half way. It's always the half measures that end up fucking shit up the most and leading to epic fails. War, business (same thing), love, life... if it's worth doing, it's worth doing with fucking gusto to excess.

If you can't find a way to live life with some passion and meaning, then do me and the rest who do a big fucking favor. Toss a loop over the railing, slip it around your neck and fucking jump already, 'cuz you're just making the line at the motor vehicle counter one person longer than it needs to be.

Like I've said before, we only get a very limited number of Summer, Winter, Spring and Falls. I only get 13 precious weeks of each, and only seven short days in each of those. Fuck land and money, a big pile of stuff and a box to stuff it in, the most valuable commodity in my life is time - so don't motherfuckin' ever think about wasting it for me. It's mine, and I intend to use every second of it how I see fit, trying to make it all count for something.



Sorry man... didn't mean to base jump on ya there. Just catch me sometime on sumthin' that I have a really strong opinion about.
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Old 02-19-2012, 05:13 PM   #23342 (permalink)
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That sucks. Hate to hear of anybody gettin' put in a cage.

That's the wonderful thing about OUR injustice system though. You can get as much as you want, as long as you stole enough to pay for it.
your sig sucks and needs to be made hella smaller. i haven't even read it because of this very fact. refine your internet skillz, yo
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Old 02-20-2012, 01:55 AM   #23343 (permalink)
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That sucks. Hate to hear of anybody gettin' put in a cage.

That's the wonderful thing about OUR injustice system though. You can get as much as you want, as long as you stole enough to pay for it.
He deserved it mind, but its still shitty
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:17 AM   #23344 (permalink)
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that's not fear really, its more like contempt for people who make scenes at town meetings.
And what scene would that be Kitch, the one where a broken machine stopped and turned to walk against the inexorable tide of lemmings I presume? Yes, nothing quite as contemptuous as the insolent, selfish, bastard who refuses to go with the flow - for the general harmony and greater good of the many no doubt. What could possibly be of higher value or significance to a free and vital society, than to just shut the fuck up and go along for the ride? What possible higher calling could there be, than to so selflessly impale one's own ass upon their skull - so that they might sense the entirety of existence through the myopic perspective of their own anus - while gleefully managing to stay true to their intentional, yet sincere, ignorance?
You sir, and whatever it is that you do that passes for thought, are an invaluable asset in your similarly minded progressive society.

As always Kitch, your stinging rebukes and sheer depth of insight leave me staggered and awed in the presence of such omniscient intellect. Who the fuck would we have to think we were, to upset the relative calm of the flock by attempting to bring attention to the presence of wolves? Make a scene at a town meeting?! Whatever could I have been thinking? Please, enlighten me, for I must've misunderstood the purpose of being there in the first place. Apparently you find that they are there for the convenience of allowing those in charge to tell you what they are doing and how much they will require from you to accomplish their goals. Silly me!

Not to further confuse your already heavily taxed "victim of good weed" state, but the original reference was actually to a union meeting. I suppose in more realistic hindsight, that would be an even more pointless exercise in futility, where having an independent mind is concerned. The comment was actually intended more as a not so inside, sarcastic, joke with Stoneric, with whom I've regularly sparred in the past on said same subject. I expect you've probably taken the time to variously drop a few of your pithy comments amidst our discourse - as a rabbit might deposit its little contributions to the ecosystem, while fattening itself for the hawk.
Pardon the misspeak... my keyboard must be developing a lisp, I intended to say pissy.

Funny... I don't recall the Eloi being capable of experiencing anything approaching contempt. Generally I've noted that you are all but too willing to allow others to do the working, fighting, and thinking for you, which has a lot to do with why we in turn have no qualms about eating you for lunch and reducing you to shit.

Although, upon further consideration, I must admit that I cannot quite comfortably place the experience of contempt. Is it a feeling, such as you might have as your leg begins to tingle at the sound of socialist dogma, or is it more a fact, of the utter and complete disrespect that I have for weak idiots and sheep?
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:47 AM   #23345 (permalink)
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your sig sucks and needs to be made hella smaller. i haven't even read it because of this very fact. refine your internet skillz, yo
Thanks for the reminder, just got lazy after the last change and then got pulled away.

Sorry to hear though that you are so easily dissuaded from simply reading. I suppose that your reaction makes perfect sense, relative to the previous quote that you wouldn't read. How ironic. Also rather ironic that you offer your scathing critique clothed in such perfectly edited spelling and grammar. That was English, was it not?

Seriously though, I have nothing but empathy for your reasoning. I myself refuse to read anything that is typed and posted by someone so lazy or moronic as to be unable to reach all of the way over to the corner of their keyboard just to capitalize a letter. I would suggest that it's safe to say that if they are that incredibly sloth-like in their attempt to express themselves, then there's a pretty good chance that what they are trying to say is probably not worth the time to read - especially since it isn't worth their own time to make even that modest effort.

Although I always marvel at the sight of any yo's that exhibit skillz, it remains so infrequent. What's yours?

Hopefully you will find this more easily digested.
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Old 02-20-2012, 09:33 AM   #23346 (permalink)
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Having fully expressed my anals, I find myself sated... for the moment.
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Old 02-20-2012, 11:25 AM   #23347 (permalink)
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Having fully expressed my anals, I find myself sated... for the moment.
please sir, id like some more anals
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Not now, you'll spoil yer dinner!
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More like two douche's, one cup if you need a visual.

Yeah, I guess we could all do without the visual...
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I totally forgot it was getting close to that time again!
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cadbury egg time hellmotherfuckingyes ssss
Cadbury egg... ? Is that some kind of marital aid that Christians pull out'a the closet for Lent?
Sorry, I'm born again Pagan. That whole rabbits, eggs, recombinant Jewish zombie, marshmallow ducks, plastic grass and chocolate thing just frightens and confuses me.

(and fuckin' people think we're weird 'cuz we want one little ole virgin to help celebrate the harvest...)
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Mmmmmm I had salmon skin maki last night and OMG!


Needless to say I now have a salmon, sushi rice, and a bunch of seaweed in my cupboards. Well the salmon is in the fridge actually.
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Galt, 99% of the time I have no idea what you are talking about, what the fuck are you talking about?
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im watching the voice and every contestant has some sort of sob story profile before they go on...if the contestant doesn't have a sob story, they resort to the parents and finda sob story that goes back deeper in the family tree...it could be something as simple..it could be tragic...it could be..a story about the loss of a canine tooth at a young age..to the fact that great aunt Harriet from Transylvania suffered from hydrophobia back in the old country..and they need to win it to honour or overcome something....Gimmmee ee a fucking break :/
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im watching the voice and every contestant has some sort of sob story profile before they go on...if the contestant doesn't have a sob story, they resort to the parents and finda sob story that goes back deeper in the family tree...it could be something as simple..it could be tragic...it could be..a story about the loss of a canine tooth at a young age..to the fact that great aunt Harriet from Transylvania suffered from hydrophobia back in the old country..and they need to win it to honour or overcome something....Gimmmee ee a fucking break :/
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Noooo you know you love that bad shitty goodness.
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Thanks for the advice...and yes..i like the singing..it's like....suffering a bad sunburn to get a nice tan.
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Cadbury egg... ? Is that some kind of marital aid that Christians pull out'a the closet for Lent?
Sorry, I'm born again Pagan. That whole rabbits, eggs, recombinant Jewish zombie, marshmallow ducks, plastic grass and chocolate thing just frightens and confuses me.

(and fuckin' people think we're weird 'cuz we want one little ole virgin to help celebrate the harvest...)
1) who the fuck says marital aid? they are sex toys.

2) why do I have a sudden urge to punch you in the neck?

3) easter has nothing to do with jesus. only idiots and christians think that. same with christmas.
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the way the green guy jumps out of him is really cool
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