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slapstick · 12-06-2008, 04:28 PM

fuckin a.
I take her to a nice italian resteraunt, hang with her at the mall, and make plans to go see a movie with her later.
about ten minutes ago I called to see if she was ready to go, and she was too drunk to drive anywhere, and was already hooking up with another guy for the night.

that was worth the effort and the cash.

Grieves · 12-06-2008, 04:35 PM

and to think for all that time and effort you coulda been the guy getting her drunk and slapping iron

shai_hulud · 12-06-2008, 04:39 PM

zip zap zing zong

slapstick · 12-06-2008, 04:42 PM

pretty much. and since I was already pissed, I decided to ask her if she wanted to hook up sometime in the future, because even if she said no and never spoke to me again, it would probably save me months of the stupid mating dance and a ton of money.

shai_hulud · 12-06-2008, 04:49 PM

maybe next time you shouldn't do the mating dance thing, that prolly creeped her out a lot. Do you have a mating costume and if so does it have a lot of feathers? Pics and/or vids would be nice.

ty

slapstick · 12-06-2008, 04:57 PM

I'm glad my emotional pain and financial anguish provides some humor.

shai_hulud · 12-06-2008, 05:00 PM

Maybe for christmas I will make you a spiffy mating costume in hopes of improving your "game." I need your measurements/fave color/fave type of bird etc.

slapstick · 12-06-2008, 05:07 PM

its wierd, I used to have "game" I got a different chick every week, then... I don't know. its dating. after a string of actual girlfriends, I've lost any touch I had.

shai_hulud · 12-06-2008, 05:08 PM

1 word.

Mating Costume.

slapstick · 12-06-2008, 05:16 PM

I'm wearing the pants I look best in, does that count?

shai_hulud · 12-06-2008, 05:19 PM

only if it has feathers.

zoltron · 12-06-2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aurora

1 word.

Mating Costume.

Damn dude...you really shouldn't let chicks walk all over you. Take control of the situation & let her know who's da man.
I think you look a bit ridiculous in this costume, but if you like it so much, who am I to be the judge?

The chick magnet!!

slapstick · 12-06-2008, 09:09 PM

I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a nineteen year old waitress. I'm not so much pissed that we didn't work out, that I spent that money on her for no reason.

Bradford · 12-06-2008, 09:12 PM

If the fresh prince has taught us anything, it's that if you wear a bright red sweater, chicks dig you.

Krunk · 12-06-2008, 09:13 PM

organic toxins

aft3rsh0kk · 12-07-2008, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapstick

I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a nineteen year old waitress. I'm not so much pissed that we didn't work out, that I spent that money on her for no reason.

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

slapstick · 12-07-2008, 03:00 AM

thank you Dr. Dre, PHD.

zoltron · 12-07-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aft3rsh0kk

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

All they're good for is suckin dicks...which is a great way to get your kicks.

Oh yeah...

...I can be rhymin' while I'm rippin' hymen.

Grieves · 12-07-2008, 05:40 PM

for the dating dude, stop trying to date them as if they were in their late twenties.. just get them drunk and poke em... romance is for finding a partner not a fuck buddy...

Xil · 12-07-2008, 05:57 PM

+1. make sure your drunk too though or your taking advantage.

12-06-2008, 04:28 PM	#2361 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	fuckin a. I take her to a nice italian resteraunt, hang with her at the mall, and make plans to go see a movie with her later. about ten minutes ago I called to see if she was ready to go, and she was too drunk to drive anywhere, and was already hooking up with another guy for the night. that was worth the effort and the cash. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

12-06-2008, 04:35 PM	#2362 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	and to think for all that time and effort you coulda been the guy getting her drunk and slapping iron __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

12-06-2008, 04:42 PM	#2364 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	pretty much. and since I was already pissed, I decided to ask her if she wanted to hook up sometime in the future, because even if she said no and never spoke to me again, it would probably save me months of the stupid mating dance and a ton of money. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

12-06-2008, 04:57 PM	#2366 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I'm glad my emotional pain and financial anguish provides some humor. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

12-06-2008, 05:07 PM	#2368 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	its wierd, I used to have "game" I got a different chick every week, then... I don't know. its dating. after a string of actual girlfriends, I've lost any touch I had. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

12-06-2008, 04:39 PM	#2363 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	zip zap zing zong

12-06-2008, 04:49 PM	#2365 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	maybe next time you shouldn't do the mating dance thing, that prolly creeped her out a lot. Do you have a mating costume and if so does it have a lot of feathers? Pics and/or vids would be nice. ty

12-06-2008, 05:00 PM	#2367 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	Maybe for christmas I will make you a spiffy mating costume in hopes of improving your "game." I need your measurements/fave color/fave type of bird etc.

12-06-2008, 05:08 PM	#2369 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	1 word. Mating Costume.

12-06-2008, 05:16 PM	#2370 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I'm wearing the pants I look best in, does that count? __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

12-06-2008, 05:19 PM	#2371 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	only if it has feathers.

12-06-2008, 09:09 PM	#2373 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a nineteen year old waitress. I'm not so much pissed that we didn't work out, that I spent that money on her for no reason. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

12-06-2008, 09:12 PM	#2374 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 673 Thanks: 66 Thanked 21 Times in 12 Posts	If the fresh prince has taught us anything, it's that if you wear a bright red sweater, chicks dig you. __________________ R.I.P. Governor "I swear to fuckin' Christ I don't fuckin' belong here."

12-07-2008, 03:00 AM	#2377 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	thank you Dr. Dre, PHD. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

12-07-2008, 05:40 PM	#2379 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	for the dating dude, stop trying to date them as if they were in their late twenties.. just get them drunk and poke em... romance is for finding a partner not a fuck buddy... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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12-07-2008, 05:57 PM	#2380 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	+1. make sure your drunk too though or your taking advantage. __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"