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Old 02-14-2012, 01:46 PM   #23801 (permalink)
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i wanted to post this but its not worth its own thread.

made me laugh. im such a dork



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I love those pics of kids flat out not answering questions and drawing or writing a lulzy answer. Never had the balls to do that myself, I try to bullshit an answer even if I have now idea wtf the answer is.

On our AP US history test I had a friend who made up a battle in the French-Indian War since he didn't know much about it (who does really). He passed with flying colors, the test graders didn't even notice.
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^ that is awesome lol


I remember my older younger sister's answer to this one question on a math test. The question was "describe the pattern between the following sequence of number" or something, and her answer was, in big huge letters, " RED BLUE GREEN RED GREEN GREEN BLUE - RED BLUE GREEN RED GREEN GREEN BLUE!!!!"

AHHhhaha that still cracks me up
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I think air marshals are a better way to go than irradiating everyone's junk, personally.



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So what's wrong wid' a lil' glo'na dark junk?
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I took a test in high school where you had to name all the states. I had one blank at the end, so I named it "Detroit". Got it wrong.



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I do believe that this kind of shit is the biggest reason that MJ is still illegal. It provides a convenient scapegoat for widespread epidemics of mental retardation.
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Old 02-14-2012, 04:41 PM   #23807 (permalink)
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I do believe that this kind of shit is the biggest reason that MJ is still illegal. It provides a convenient scapegoat for widespread epidemics of mental retardation.
When my teenaged son replied, "Who's that?" when I mentioned John Lennon, I knew that the future of our society was to be a bleak one.



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When my teenaged son replied, "Who's that?" when I mentioned John Lennon, I knew that the future of our society was to be a bleak one.



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LOL!! I had the same thing happen to me with my 21 yr old son...& just today we were taking a few packages to the P.O. (e-Bay's doing great!!) when the song 'Black Dog' by Led Zep came on the radio. I asked him to guess who it was & he said, "The only OLD GUYS I know of who still rock are The Stones!!" I told him, "No dude, that's Led Zeppelin!!" & I get a "Who?" NO! Not The Who!!
Just forget it!!
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Old 02-14-2012, 06:16 PM   #23810 (permalink)
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lennon was an asshole. george was the real fuckin star.

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<@HPotheadJD> Is it a crime to meet a 14 year old girl online and just go chill with her tho?
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Old 02-14-2012, 06:53 PM   #23812 (permalink)
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I actually had a pretty cool encounter with one of my older daughters on that account. When she was about 14 she used to like hangin' out in my study. One day she starts goin' through some boxes of my old records that I had in there and suddenly she's like..."The Doors? You listened to the Doors? How old IS THIS?". Then a few minutes later, "OMG... you have David Bowie... and Jimi Hendrix!?"

That was a really great day 'cuz I just chucked work and we spent the rest of the day and half of the night listening to all of the old Hendrix, Dead and Jefferson Airplane she could stand. My kids all got a wide variety growin' up, and for the most part it seems to have paid off. Everything from Fusion, Classical and Big Band Jazz, to Blue Grass, Classical and Opera. Pretty much everything but Rap. I can hang with some of the Hip-Hop, but the Gangsta shit just makes me wanna kill the illiterate little fuck that cut it. Of course I have the same reaction to a collegiate athlete being interviewed, when they can't manage to compose a literate sentence.

Listen to Ode To Joy and Beethoven's 9th in its native German on a really clean system at real performance volume... it will fucking blow you completely away and leave you no doubt that mankind is the ultimate heroic being. Written by a deaf guy? That just staggers me.
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:42 PM   #23814 (permalink)
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<@HPotheadJD> Is it a crime to meet a 14 year old girl online and just go chill with her tho?
Hmmm, how can I put this.
If it is, that would probably lead to the best possible outcome, which would be that you were set up by some child predator sting and you end up in jail.

Then there's the other possibility, that ya get caught up by her father, and he turns out to be someone like me.

My on-line persona at its most unimaginably, antisocial, psychotic worst, is but a faint shadow of the true darkness that I contain, and anyone that would ever think to fuck with one of my kids would experience that terror over and over and over again, before I allowed them to die.

And by fuck with I mean a 25 year old man caught tryin' to meet one of my daughters at 14, on-line.

Mine are all older than that now, but so help me... the last thing you would see of this earth would be dirt gettin' shoveled into your face, through the eye that I hadn't fed you.

I have chosen to channel and catalog all of the dark shit that I have experienced and learned in my sketchy existence, because I suppose I knew deep down that I was going to have a few daughters some day, and it might come in handy - so trust me on this... I would have no problem or hesitation blisterin' your skin with a blow torch and peelin' you like a roasted fuck pepper while rats ate your balls right out'a the sack. Can ya feel me?





Oh and Happy Birthday again Ter!
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Old 02-14-2012, 09:36 PM   #23815 (permalink)
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Hmmm, how can I put this.
If it is, that would probably lead to the best possible outcome, which would be that you were set up by some child predator sting and you end up in jail.

Then there's the other possibility, that ya get caught up by her father, and he turns out to be someone like me.

My on-line persona at its most unimaginably, antisocial, psychotic worst, is but a faint shadow of the true darkness that I contain, and anyone that would ever think to fuck with one of my kids would experience that terror over and over and over again, before I allowed them to die.

And by fuck with I mean a 25 year old man caught tryin' to meet one of my daughters at 14, on-line.

Mine are all older than that now, but so help me... the last thing you would see of this earth would be dirt gettin' shoveled into your face, through the eye that I hadn't fed you.

I have chosen to channel and catalog all of the dark shit that I have experienced and learned in my sketchy existence, because I suppose I knew deep down that I was going to have a few daughters some day, and it might come in handy - so trust me on this... I would have no problem or hesitation blisterin' your skin with a blow torch and peelin' you like a roasted fuck pepper while rats ate your balls right out'a the sack. Can ya feel me?
It's not that you'd react that way that leads me to believe you have serious issues, it's the fact that you've given the situation so much thought.



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Hmmm, how can I put this.
If it is, that would probably lead to the best possible outcome, which would be that you were set up by some child predator sting and you end up in jail.

Then there's the other possibility, that ya get caught up by her father, and he turns out to be someone like me.

My on-line persona at its most unimaginably, antisocial, psychotic worst, is but a faint shadow of the true darkness that I contain, and anyone that would ever think to fuck with one of my kids would experience that terror over and over and over again, before I allowed them to die.

And by fuck with I mean a 25 year old man caught tryin' to meet one of my daughters at 14, on-line.

Mine are all older than that now, but so help me... the last thing you would see of this earth would be dirt gettin' shoveled into your face, through the eye that I hadn't fed you.

I have chosen to channel and catalog all of the dark shit that I have experienced and learned in my sketchy existence, because I suppose I knew deep down that I was going to have a few daughters some day, and it might come in handy - so trust me on this... I would have no problem or hesitation blisterin' your skin with a blow torch and peelin' you like a roasted fuck pepper while rats ate your balls right out'a the sack. Can ya feel me?





Oh and Happy Birthday again Ter!
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What a pussy. why would you kill?

I would keep them alive and healthy. That way I can torture daily until I get bored. Which I wouldn't.
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^same but not "healthy"
I don't want them dying on me. Plus, a healthy person can experience more pain.

I want them praying for death every day for years. But I don't want to give them hope that it might happen.
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