aft3rsh0kk

u r slo

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I wish you would, meet that WOOD, in the hood

slapstick

ever have a friend/know someone who you think is a total douche, but then they turn out to be pretty fucking awesome?

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nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM

"well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

tedkennedy

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

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Dr. Drew

this dude at work can be a total douche, but i can tell he means well..
and he works hard like me, so he is my favorite work dude...
i hate working hard all fucking day while these lazy highschoolers are trying to stand around,. GET TO F?UCKING W0RK!!!N!N!!!!111
gotta tell these kids constantly to do shit... if they aren't doing shit i find them something to do.
im sure they think im a dick, but i don't really give a fuck, if you're getting paid you best be working..

/endrant

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zoltron

Ask Michael Jackson. He's more of a cracker than me [& that's saying a LOT]!!

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slapstick

Dr, I totally agree. kids these days have no work ethic. in the jobs I've had, I've worked my ass off, and felt like I earned my paycheck, while these dumb motherfuckers just stood around and let me do all the work. and now noone will hire me. go figure.

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nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM

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Waves

you clearly are fighting an uphill battle my friend. the trick is not to work, and make the highschoolers and other people under you do your shit.

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Dr. Drew

^^hahaahaha
word to that maing.. That's what i would like to do, I have had so many managers like that.. but i feel like that promotes the laziness; if im not working then they will probably only work when im looking...
and if they're only gonna put forth the minimum effort, I have to pick up the slack.

everyone at work tonight was in a shitty mood, that douchekid was tryin to test my gangsta.... I just said dude you are being rediculous, and took the cookies he bought after he left.. fucking-punk-ass-know-it-all-highschool-doucheman..
yeah you've worked here longer than me, but i have worked for the company in different locations like 2 years longer than you FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!11

/endrantagain

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Dr. Drew

and if i just sit around and make them do shit they will go behind my back and tell MY boss...

so................. i dunno.

maybe ill just kick some ass

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slapstick

if vierras are all female, whats prevented their race from going extinct? I'd like to see a male vierra. sounds like some hot shit.

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awwsuga23

lol i hope the shit ton of pics are of me..either that or hes posted a shit ton of some other bitch lol..then someone is in troouuuble lmao

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We're navigators, we're aviators, we're eating taters, masturbating alligators. Bombadiers, we got no fears, won't shed no tears. We're pushing the frontiers of transcendental perception

slapstick

I'm just gonna leave this here, because I don't feel like saving the page.
"but slapstick, its not marijuana!" you say.
eh, gotta try 'em all.


Intoxicating Smoking Herbs

Finally here is a list of some of the common herbs that are being used today to give herbal tobacco that something extra. Unlike cannabis, all these are legally obtainable (as of the time of this writing), but some of them at least could be harmful taken to excess. As with all powerful herbs and spices, any good thing can be overdone.

* Boldo leaves (rather harsh on the throat)
* Broom tops (be careful with these; they can be dangerous)
* Catnip leaves
* Damiana leaves
* Ginseng leaves
* Hydrocotyle asiatica minor (stimulant in small doses, but narcotic in large)
* Lobelia leaves (herbalists use these in asthma preparations; I wouldnt recommend them because, like broom tops, they can be dangerous.)
* Passionflower leaves
* Poppyheads and leaves (if they're white poppies, then they're opium and very illegal; however, legal red poppies also have a mild effect)
* Wild lettuce juice (also known as lettuce opium; need i say more?)
* Yarrow leaves

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nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM

"well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

Charley Phogg

^Have you actually tried any of these?

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slapstick

I don't have my vape yet. but I probably will when I get it. nothing ventured, nothing gained, no?

or should I be advised against it?

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SmokeSomeDoja

theres nothing to be advised about. you are going to ingest some harmless herbs and get a placebo effects.

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"I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

slapstick

I meant advice as in "don't do it, its a waste of time, listen to ssd" etc etc. so yeah, I guess.

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verklingen

the jig is up killa!!!11!1 runnnnnnn

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Waves

dont smoke fucking catnip or jesus cries

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slapstick

yeah, that seemed a little stupid. unfortuanately, its the only one I know how to get around here. I think I'll placebo it on this little prick I hang out with.

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zoltron

I always heard that smoking catnip will get you lots of pussy!!

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