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Old 02-20-2012, 08:47 AM   #24761 (permalink)
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your sig sucks and needs to be made hella smaller. i haven't even read it because of this very fact. refine your internet skillz, yo
Thanks for the reminder, just got lazy after the last change and then got pulled away.

Sorry to hear though that you are so easily dissuaded from simply reading. I suppose that your reaction makes perfect sense, relative to the previous quote that you wouldn't read. How ironic. Also rather ironic that you offer your scathing critique clothed in such perfectly edited spelling and grammar. That was English, was it not?

Seriously though, I have nothing but empathy for your reasoning. I myself refuse to read anything that is typed and posted by someone so lazy or moronic as to be unable to reach all of the way over to the corner of their keyboard just to capitalize a letter. I would suggest that it's safe to say that if they are that incredibly sloth-like in their attempt to express themselves, then there's a pretty good chance that what they are trying to say is probably not worth the time to read - especially since it isn't worth their own time to make even that modest effort.

Although I always marvel at the sight of any yo's that exhibit skillz, it remains so infrequent. What's yours?

Hopefully you will find this more easily digested.
Please allow me to re-insert the tit to allow the sucking to continue.
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:55 AM   #24762 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2012, 09:33 AM   #24763 (permalink)
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Having fully expressed my anals, I find myself sated... for the moment.
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Old 02-20-2012, 11:25 AM   #24764 (permalink)
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Having fully expressed my anals, I find myself sated... for the moment.
please sir, id like some more anals
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Old 02-20-2012, 11:33 AM   #24765 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2012, 12:03 PM   #24766 (permalink)
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please sir, id like some more anals
Not now, you'll spoil yer dinner!
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Old 02-20-2012, 12:07 PM   #24767 (permalink)
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Anal glands?!
More like two douche's, one cup if you need a visual.

Yeah, I guess we could all do without the visual...
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cadbury egg time hellmotherfuckingyes ssss
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Old 02-20-2012, 04:42 PM   #24770 (permalink)
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cadbury egg time hellmotherfuckingyes ssss
Cadbury egg... ? Is that some kind of marital aid that Christians pull out'a the closet for Lent?
Sorry, I'm born again Pagan. That whole rabbits, eggs, recombinant Jewish zombie, marshmallow ducks, plastic grass and chocolate thing just frightens and confuses me.

(and fuckin' people think we're weird 'cuz we want one little ole virgin to help celebrate the harvest...)
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Old 02-20-2012, 05:04 PM   #24771 (permalink)
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Mmmmmm I had salmon skin maki last night and OMG!


Needless to say I now have a salmon, sushi rice, and a bunch of seaweed in my cupboards. Well the salmon is in the fridge actually.
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Old 02-20-2012, 05:25 PM   #24772 (permalink)
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Galt, 99% of the time I have no idea what you are talking about, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Old 02-20-2012, 06:31 PM   #24773 (permalink)
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im watching the voice and every contestant has some sort of sob story profile before they go on...if the contestant doesn't have a sob story, they resort to the parents and finda sob story that goes back deeper in the family tree...it could be something as simple..it could be tragic...it could be..a story about the loss of a canine tooth at a young age..to the fact that great aunt Harriet from Transylvania suffered from hydrophobia back in the old country..and they need to win it to honour or overcome something....Gimmmee ee a fucking break :/
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Old 02-20-2012, 06:36 PM   #24774 (permalink)
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im watching the voice and every contestant has some sort of sob story profile before they go on...if the contestant doesn't have a sob story, they resort to the parents and finda sob story that goes back deeper in the family tree...it could be something as simple..it could be tragic...it could be..a story about the loss of a canine tooth at a young age..to the fact that great aunt Harriet from Transylvania suffered from hydrophobia back in the old country..and they need to win it to honour or overcome something....Gimmmee ee a fucking break :/
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Turn it off?


Noooo you know you love that bad shitty goodness.
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Cadbury egg... ? Is that some kind of marital aid that Christians pull out'a the closet for Lent?
Sorry, I'm born again Pagan. That whole rabbits, eggs, recombinant Jewish zombie, marshmallow ducks, plastic grass and chocolate thing just frightens and confuses me.

(and fuckin' people think we're weird 'cuz we want one little ole virgin to help celebrate the harvest...)
I think you can flesh this out in at least 7 more paragraphs.
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Old 02-20-2012, 06:49 PM   #24777 (permalink)
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Thanks for the advice...and yes..i like the singing..it's like....suffering a bad sunburn to get a nice tan.
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Cadbury egg... ? Is that some kind of marital aid that Christians pull out'a the closet for Lent?
Sorry, I'm born again Pagan. That whole rabbits, eggs, recombinant Jewish zombie, marshmallow ducks, plastic grass and chocolate thing just frightens and confuses me.

(and fuckin' people think we're weird 'cuz we want one little ole virgin to help celebrate the harvest...)
1) who the fuck says marital aid? they are sex toys.

2) why do I have a sudden urge to punch you in the neck?

3) easter has nothing to do with jesus. only idiots and christians think that. same with christmas.
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I Just looked up MSF. I that looks like a great cause. Do they have any ties with Doctors without Borders?
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the way the green guy jumps out of him is really cool
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Last night i go out for dinner. two couple sit down beside me at the next tables..you could tell they were yuppies. so the 4 adults sit at one end and the 4 children sit near me...I listen to the boy and girltalking..they look to be about 9 or years old. he'sstating how he can't wait to move to LA and become a plastic surgeon while she holds up he glass of water..clearly unimpressed she says.."I clearlyasked for a Perrier, and the waitress gave me regular water." this is a child talking..so the waitress walks by and the little kid flags her down and say.." she ordered a Perrier and you have given her plain water..can we get a Perrier here please?" these were little kids..i found it very interesting...like I was in the Twilight Zone.
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