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fenderbender · 06-30-2012, 12:20 AM

aft3rsh0kk · 06-30-2012, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

Your welcome....(nsfw)

Anything and Everything SEXY.: Archive

so many pics to click on O.O

Snowmayne · 06-30-2012, 02:27 AM

Mikey · 06-30-2012, 07:16 AM

Eugh this is just absolutely horrible I mean absolutely fucking horrible.
For months now I've been looking forward to going away this weekend and the tuesday and wednesday for my 25th bithday (4th july).
Yesterday I get paid and once I go to to the bank usually I tell the teller I want to 50 to a 100 cash and keep the rest in the bank.
Since I'm going away I said cash that whole bad boy.
Then I had a tame tame super tame after noon.
But even last night I couldn't find the 520$ OR MY PHONE to take proof .
I want to buy a vaporizer for my birthday so fucking bad and to go to van for a few days soo bad. I am literally in tears my 500$ is gone and my iphone4s
and it's supposed to be my birthday i never ever ever ever care about birthdays ever but this one wasnt important because i was going to tread myself to a a nice vaporizer.
And I have no friends. One of them is in rehab. one lives on another island. and here i got nobody either then my wife (who doesnt moke pot) and my son.
so nobody even understands how badly this fucking stings.
im crying

Lloydy · 06-30-2012, 07:48 AM

Having large amounts of cash on you while getting drunk is never a good idea.

Mikey · 06-30-2012, 08:22 AM

where in teh fuck did i say i was drunk

Lloydy · 06-30-2012, 08:32 AM

I took "I had a tame afternoon" to mean you had a drink but didnt get hammered. Apologies. Losing money is gutting.

Lloydy · 06-30-2012, 08:33 AM

also I hate people who use yahookas inbuilt image feature

aft3rsh0kk · 06-30-2012, 11:18 AM

its hard as fuck trying to date 3 girls...and come the weekends, they always want to do something on the same night.

fml this shit is to hard.... i go from not being able to find a decent chick thats worthwhile, to a couple skeezers on my nuts and 1 that maybe a keeper, but the hoes are hotter than her ;(

what to do yhka

Captain Cannabis · 06-30-2012, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

also I hate people who use yahookas inbuilt image feature

yes

those people should die in a fire

clive · 06-30-2012, 11:38 AM

so mikey i dont really understand your story, did you lose the money or did someone steal it? if they stole it where did they steal it from, your pocket?

Waves · 06-30-2012, 01:02 PM

i am fucking high as fuck off gravity bong

woah

i feel like i am made of jello

Son Of Zoltron · 06-30-2012, 03:49 PM

Hey guys, check this car out...is this not one of the coolest cars you've ever seen? If you ask me, it looks like an alien raped a Plymouth Viper or something.

Lloydy · 06-30-2012, 03:54 PM

I forgot how good coke can be, that shit was the best I've ever had. Hopefully getting a shit ton more of it for my mates stag in a few weeks.

Mikey · 06-30-2012, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clive

so mikey i dont really understand your story, did you lose the money or did someone steal it? if they stole it where did they steal it from, your pocket?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

Eugh this is just absolutely horrible I mean absolutely fucking horrible.
For months now I've been looking forward to going away this weekend and the tuesday and wednesday for my 25th bithday (4th july).
Yesterday I get paid and once I go to to the bank usually I tell the teller I want to 50 to a 100 cash and keep the rest in the bank.
Since I'm going away I said cash that whole bad boy.
Then I had a tame tame super tame after noon.
But even last night I couldn't find the 520$ OR MY PHONE to take proof .
I want to buy a vaporizer for my birthday so fucking bad and to go to van for a few days soo bad. I am literally in tears my 500$ is gone and my iphone4s
and it's supposed to be my birthday i never ever ever ever care about birthdays ever but this one wasnt important because i was going to tread myself to a a nice vaporizer.
And I have no friends. One of them is in rehab. one lives on another island. and here i got nobody either then my wife (who doesnt moke pot) and my son.
so nobody even understands how badly this fucking stings.
im crying

fuck me this story gets like ten times worst
i got cash at the bank all 520$ picked up some weed and went home
and somehow in the meanwhile my dough just goes missing i mean i know my girl didnt steal it she fucking makes more then i do
and my kid(no joke) just got an award for being the most trustworthy reliable kid and i didntt think hed steal it

BUT IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE

i DRAINED the last 260 in my bank account now to have, bought 6 beers

went home
couldnt for the life of my no matter how horny i was able to get an erection and fuck my wife which was super embarassing

AND NOW THE 260 IS MISSING!!!!!

FOR FUCKS SAKE

fenderbender · 06-30-2012, 07:27 PM

you lost another 260 dollars? wtf is going on man?

Grieves · 06-30-2012, 10:54 PM

Sounds like you need to have a talk with the kid and the wife...

If there are only two other people around, one of them would have to know...

kitch · 06-30-2012, 11:01 PM

mikey...

from now on let's just give your wife the cash to hold shall we?

Oldntired · 06-30-2012, 11:50 PM

No, seriously, I had to clean the toilet.

clive · 07-01-2012, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

fuck me this story gets like ten times worst
i got cash at the bank all 520$ picked up some weed and went home
and somehow in the meanwhile my dough just goes missing i mean i know my girl didnt steal it she fucking makes more then i do
and my kid(no joke) just got an award for being the most trustworthy reliable kid and i didntt think hed steal it

BUT IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE

i DRAINED the last 260 in my bank account now to have, bought 6 beers

went home
couldnt for the life of my no matter how horny i was able to get an erection and fuck my wife which was super embarassing

AND NOW THE 260 IS MISSING!!!!!

FOR FUCKS SAKE

sounds like you got some bad karma going round bro, maybe it's time to have a break off the weed and start focusing on those around you rather than yourself. treat it as a lesson, someone higher up is obviously trying to help you see things clearer.

06-30-2012, 02:27 AM	#25523 (permalink)
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06-30-2012, 07:16 AM	#25524 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 10,528 Thanks: 1,667 Thanked 4,126 Times in 2,354 Posts	Eugh this is just absolutely horrible I mean absolutely fucking horrible. For months now I've been looking forward to going away this weekend and the tuesday and wednesday for my 25th bithday (4th july). Yesterday I get paid and once I go to to the bank usually I tell the teller I want to 50 to a 100 cash and keep the rest in the bank. Since I'm going away I said cash that whole bad boy. Then I had a tame tame super tame after noon. But even last night I couldn't find the 520$ OR MY PHONE to take proof . I want to buy a vaporizer for my birthday so fucking bad and to go to van for a few days soo bad. I am literally in tears my 500$ is gone and my iphone4s and it's supposed to be my birthday i never ever ever ever care about birthdays ever but this one wasnt important because i was going to tread myself to a a nice vaporizer. And I have no friends. One of them is in rehab. one lives on another island. and here i got nobody either then my wife (who doesnt moke pot) and my son. so nobody even understands how badly this fucking stings. im crying __________________ RIP Gov RIP Budforce

06-30-2012, 07:48 AM	#25525 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 15,439 Thanks: 685 Thanked 3,054 Times in 1,416 Posts	Having large amounts of cash on you while getting drunk is never a good idea. __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

06-30-2012, 08:22 AM	#25526 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 10,528 Thanks: 1,667 Thanked 4,126 Times in 2,354 Posts	where in teh fuck did i say i was drunk __________________ RIP Gov RIP Budforce

06-30-2012, 08:32 AM	#25527 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 15,439 Thanks: 685 Thanked 3,054 Times in 1,416 Posts	I took "I had a tame afternoon" to mean you had a drink but didnt get hammered. Apologies. Losing money is gutting. __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

06-30-2012, 08:33 AM	#25528 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 15,439 Thanks: 685 Thanked 3,054 Times in 1,416 Posts	also I hate people who use yahookas inbuilt image feature __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

06-30-2012, 11:18 AM	#25529 (permalink)
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06-30-2012, 01:02 PM	#25532 (permalink)
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06-30-2012, 03:49 PM	#25533 (permalink)
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06-30-2012, 03:54 PM	#25534 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 15,439 Thanks: 685 Thanked 3,054 Times in 1,416 Posts	I forgot how good coke can be, that shit was the best I've ever had. Hopefully getting a shit ton more of it for my mates stag in a few weeks. __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

06-30-2012, 10:54 PM	#25537 (permalink)
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06-30-2012, 11:50 PM	#25539 (permalink)
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