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Old 06-11-2012, 09:31 PM   #25661 (permalink)
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Lennartz Olde Time Barber Shop Dayton OH: Haircuts, Straight Razor Shaves, Groom, Wedding Party

^my barber shop. complimentary beer, or you can bring your own alcohol. one guy keeps a bottle of single malt there. sports memorbilia out the ass. old pump organ from 1855 that still plays, seats from the original Cincinatti reds stadium.

if you bring a cd in you can listen to it while you get your hair cut.

every man needs to get a straight razor shave at least once in his life.
Nice. I'm going there from now on.
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Old 06-11-2012, 09:36 PM   #25662 (permalink)
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Damn Mikey...I had no idea you were a gambling man. For some reason, I just didn't picture you as 1.
im really not.
i just love hockey and gamble during the stanley cup finals once a year.

and the boxing thing, well it seemed like a sure thing when i wasn't exactly thinking straight.

please don't think less of me.
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Old 06-11-2012, 09:39 PM   #25663 (permalink)
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ZzzZZZzZzzzzz gnight.
Btw....does anyone know why they use.."ZZZZZzzzzz" as a reference to sleep...isit the sound? becausei donggetit...if its because of th sound of sleepingit should be more like.."huuujughhhhhh hhhh tsssssssss"
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Old 06-11-2012, 09:54 PM   #25664 (permalink)
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because zorro is boring
soooo boring
he swings a 'z' into the air and you fall asleep

just like that
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Old 06-11-2012, 10:08 PM   #25665 (permalink)
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fuck
i got robbed and lost 100$ on the manny pacquaio timothy bradley fight
and tonight im getting robbed on the devils kings game another 100$
damn what a bad week.
id be really upset if i actually lost 200$ but i easily turned 80$ into 250$ this weekend with the belmont horse race.

but still. pacquaio had that fight and got robbed.
and there's just been bad calls in the hockey game tonight.
You will always lose more than you make when gambling.

Unless you are Biff Tannen in Back to the Future 2.
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Ya, I don't make a "zzz" sound when sleeping....maybe he did...who knows.
Snoring maybe?
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Old 06-11-2012, 11:26 PM   #25667 (permalink)
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A good Barber will give you a better haircut than a women's hairdresser. Sadly they are a dying breed because of fags that want to pay 15 to sit in a salon drinking coffee and reading the latest cosmo.
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please don't think less of me.
Not a chance, my friend, no way in the least...
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Old 06-12-2012, 06:21 AM   #25669 (permalink)
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You go for the fade though, so it's easy for them.

If you're going for anything besides that things get iffy.

Where you been brah?
True that. The barber shop for me is a place I go to and have the opportunity to smoke blunts with all the old mexican homies from back in the day and get a proper haircut and shave with the straight blade (at least when in Dallas). In Turkey its the same, but with beer and without the mexicans. I get a haircut at least once every 2 weeks, and once every week if I have time just like most people who go to the kind of barber shop I go to. The barber shop turns into a great place to network

As far as where I've been, getting myself into trouble and partying to much.
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Old 06-12-2012, 06:27 AM   #25670 (permalink)
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anybody ever go to a barber shop and get a shave with a strait razor? shit kicks ass

i want to get one of my own but i am afraid of cutting my face to ribbons...i have very shaky hands and muscle spasms so lol...not a good idea
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Image search 'ah crap,hans brix'

Fond this

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very interesting.

i wonder what would happen if i painted that and showed it to my friends and family. i might have less friends and family me thinks lol
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Old 06-12-2012, 08:40 AM   #25673 (permalink)
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Swan is often a symbol of love in art....

But damn.
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Old 06-12-2012, 08:42 AM   #25674 (permalink)
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Fond this

So, if memory serves the goose is actually the god Zeus and he's yet again seducing a piece of ass.
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P-sure that's a swan from the marking around it's beak.
But still... funny stuff.
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Old 06-12-2012, 08:51 AM   #25676 (permalink)
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pretty sure that bitch just smoked too much opium by the lake and needs to douche before going around wild animals next time
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Goose, swan, its all bird to me man!

Here's the actual story from the mythology:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leda_and_the_Swan
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So like, the dude looks half sketched, half painted. The one whore is pretty realistic, but then theres Ms. Fade-to-Nothing under there...

Whoever painted that really needs to spend time working on their use of angles and layering. And Maybe try not to obviously spend 5x the effort on the center on the painting while barely throwing on the rest of it.

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