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Old 02-19-2009, 07:54 AM   #3001 (permalink)
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if you dont like alcohol youre probably an ex alcoholic or simply a fanny
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:38 AM   #3002 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:00 PM   #3003 (permalink)
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Alcohol is a horrible and disgusting drug.
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:06 PM   #3004 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2009, 01:13 PM   #3005 (permalink)
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I don't wash my hands after jacking off or taking a crap unless I actually have crap on my hands. I do rinse after jacking it though, just no soap.
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Old 02-19-2009, 02:28 PM   #3006 (permalink)
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I loooove driving down roads that resemble garden paths.
I love flying down canyons on my bicycle that resemble garden paths.

this is one of my favorite routes...



strangely, that guys got the same bike AND tool pack as I do too! haha

I'll take some pictures for you guys of that route in the spring. It was so beautiful last fall. I couldn't help but stop and every houses drive way with a bridge to just relax and watch the water in the creek.

I've hit 72km/h on that road before. ^^^

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Old 02-19-2009, 02:55 PM   #3007 (permalink)
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We had some guest speaker lady come to one of my classes today. Her name was Ann Norris. I didn't even realize her last name until she told us that she married Chuck Norris. She said it was a different one though, which in turn mad me a sad panda.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:34 PM   #3008 (permalink)
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Why does my main man always give me two sacks? He always gives me a couple options of strains to pick from, but then gives them to me in separate sacks? lol srsly, I just want the bud. I don't need two baggies. What ever? I love stocking up with multiple strains.
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Old 02-19-2009, 06:00 PM   #3009 (permalink)
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He wants you to get a charge for possesion with intent to sell.

He knows you love teh sack.
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two good answers to your question.
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Old 02-19-2009, 06:17 PM   #3010 (permalink)
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He wants you to get a charge for possesion with intent to sell.

He knows you love teh sack.
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two good answers to your question.
Alright, I'll give you that. If I had to guess I'd probably say I'm his best customer. heh Probably just trying to be nice though...






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Old 02-19-2009, 07:26 PM   #3011 (permalink)
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Fucking fuck.

The only guy I know who always has weed that's worth my money has disappeared off the face of the earth.

Plus he was on call 24/7 and delivered.


I'm gonna miss DDMike.
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:32 PM   #3012 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:46 PM   #3013 (permalink)
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if you dont like alcohol youre probably an ex alcoholic or simply a fanny
No such thing as an 'ex' alcoholic. There are 'reformed' alcoholics, but once an alcoholic, always 1.

I am guessing a 'fanny' is British for a 'fag'...which means a cig in the UK & a homo here.
I'm an 8 yr reformed alcoholic, after almost 30 yrs of hard-drinking. Been off the 'fags' now for 1 yr & 1 month.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:09 PM   #3014 (permalink)
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good for you zoltron

alcohol is pretty vile yet so widely promoted in this country.. it can be really damaging to certain people
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:20 PM   #3015 (permalink)
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couldn't have said it better myself.

save for the "off the fags" part. I could never be without my favorite ladyboys.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:48 PM   #3016 (permalink)
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Tonight I was hit on by a very gay black man.

He told me he would grow my Jesus hair back.

I actually found it absolutely hilarious. I told him I'm not really into that. We had some more drinks at this female friend of mines 21st since he was apparently the only one that could drink like a real man. I was okay with that. I enjoy Makers Mark. The End. Salutatons to all.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:09 PM   #3017 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:24 PM   #3018 (permalink)
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Haha, no homo indeed my friend. Unless we're talking about the black dude who was indeed a raging homosexual.

Now that I'm relatively sober I guess I can explain.

Girls dad runs a model agency, black dude was a male model. Male models are homosexuals.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:16 AM   #3019 (permalink)
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I am fucking devouring this yogurt.

p.s.

today my english teacher made a deal with us that if we wouldn't say fuck the rest of class we wouldn't have to do this 100 some question page packet on our book. I think me and one other kid said it twice and he didn't notice, so lucky. It's so hard not to.

Oh and it was due tomorrow(none of us did it).

fuck I'm high.

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Old 02-20-2009, 07:12 AM   #3020 (permalink)
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Man when we'd swear in school the wheels stopped, there wasn't deal cutting.

Very interesting......but they also didn't have metal detectors when I left. It's not 2000 anymore kids.

**shuffles off with my walker**
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