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slapstick · 02-27-2009, 12:22 AM

whats worse, I shaved my face clean today. I had a massive bushy preteen face pube beard. nobody was mistaking my half inch stache for ladylike, ya heard?

maszac · 02-27-2009, 12:33 AM

sad your 666 post count is gone

slapstick · 02-27-2009, 12:37 AM

oh goddamnit! I missed it. I was looking forward to that.

maszac · 02-27-2009, 12:42 AM

lol go delete a post maybe?

i was thinkin bout telling ya ahha

slapstick · 02-27-2009, 12:44 AM

No. let us not cheapen the moment.
anyway, my birthday a few years ago was 06/06/06/
woo funny coincidences!

maszac · 02-27-2009, 12:46 AM

your right
lol what movie came out that day?

slapstick · 02-27-2009, 12:52 AM

ugh. the omen. I took my old homie and his/mine/everyone's girlfriend to go see it in the next shitty town over. those weren't the days.
bitches be running my existence.

maszac · 02-27-2009, 12:54 AM

damn, bro, you need to grow a back bone, shiiiit.
got realize bitches be just that, bitchez.

slapstick · 02-27-2009, 12:58 AM

actually, It was more of a slave to my affection for him, my desire to see a horror movie, and my ever raging desire to fuck her brains out, which I eventually achieved, quite well actually (except for the brief stint at a mental institution).
but yes, backbone. I'm on it.

maszac · 02-27-2009, 01:03 AM

Mafoo · 02-27-2009, 01:36 AM

you went to a mental institution?

tedkennedy · 02-27-2009, 05:53 AM

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zoltron · 02-27-2009, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mafoo

you went to a mental institution?

Being married, I find them a nice place to unwind, get medicated & regroup. That's what I do everytime I have my wife committed.

Juicy_J · 02-27-2009, 10:34 AM

I swing my b at the playground...ya know...ppplllayyyygr rroouunnnddd

Waves · 02-27-2009, 10:42 AM

Mafoo · 02-27-2009, 11:34 AM

i had a dream this morning that george bush was some sort of antichrist or satan incarnation and when i looked at his face there was just darkness where his eyes were. when i looked into the dark portion of his face i felt this weird vibrating kind of electricity going through my bod and i woke up. i thought i was having a seizure.

the only time ive ever had that body sensation was when i did a breathing circle on too much e and really had a seizure

kinda shook me up

**Kompressor** · 02-27-2009, 11:35 AM

R1bal · 02-27-2009, 11:37 AM

awesome

Mafoo · 02-27-2009, 11:38 AM

^ thats cool didnt see it moving at first

slapstick · 02-27-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mafoo

you went to a mental institution?

Yeah, spent a few weeks there. it wasn't bad, actually. the food was fantastic. absolutely amazing. everytime I get the munchies I start thinking about how great it was.

02-27-2009, 12:22 AM	#3081 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 2,419 Thanks: 66 Thanked 88 Times in 72 Posts	whats worse, I shaved my face clean today. I had a massive bushy preteen face pube beard. nobody was mistaking my half inch stache for ladylike, ya heard? __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

02-27-2009, 12:37 AM	#3083 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 2,419 Thanks: 66 Thanked 88 Times in 72 Posts	oh goddamnit! I missed it. I was looking forward to that. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

02-27-2009, 12:44 AM	#3085 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 2,419 Thanks: 66 Thanked 88 Times in 72 Posts	No. let us not cheapen the moment. anyway, my birthday a few years ago was 06/06/06/ woo funny coincidences! __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

02-27-2009, 12:52 AM	#3087 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 2,419 Thanks: 66 Thanked 88 Times in 72 Posts	ugh. the omen. I took my old homie and his/mine/everyone's girlfriend to go see it in the next shitty town over. those weren't the days. bitches be running my existence. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

02-27-2009, 12:58 AM	#3089 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 2,419 Thanks: 66 Thanked 88 Times in 72 Posts	actually, It was more of a slave to my affection for him, my desire to see a horror movie, and my ever raging desire to fuck her brains out, which I eventually achieved, quite well actually (except for the brief stint at a mental institution). but yes, backbone. I'm on it. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

02-27-2009, 12:33 AM	#3082 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 2,077 Thanks: 1,887 Thanked 358 Times in 223 Posts	sad your 666 post count is gone

02-27-2009, 12:42 AM	#3084 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 2,077 Thanks: 1,887 Thanked 358 Times in 223 Posts	lol go delete a post maybe? i was thinkin bout telling ya ahha

02-27-2009, 12:46 AM	#3086 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 2,077 Thanks: 1,887 Thanked 358 Times in 223 Posts	your right lol what movie came out that day?

02-27-2009, 12:54 AM	#3088 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 2,077 Thanks: 1,887 Thanked 358 Times in 223 Posts	damn, bro, you need to grow a back bone, shiiiit. got realize bitches be just that, bitchez.

02-27-2009, 01:03 AM	#3090 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 2,077 Thanks: 1,887 Thanked 358 Times in 223 Posts

02-27-2009, 01:36 AM	#3091 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 8,632 Thanks: 3,504 Thanked 2,622 Times in 1,667 Posts	you went to a mental institution? __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

02-27-2009, 10:34 AM	#3094 (permalink)
Juicy_J ¼Chemical Cousin¼ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 1,871 Thanks: 117 Thanked 41 Times in 37 Posts	I swing my b at the playground...ya know...ppplllayyyygr rroouunnnddd __________________ DRINKIN' BEER! "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

02-27-2009, 10:42 AM	#3095 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 25,278 Thanks: 2,497 Thanked 7,931 Times in 4,424 Posts	<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/avV1266d9k0&color1=0 xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfc fcf&hl=en&feature=pl ayer_embedded&fs=1"> </param><param name="allowFullScree n" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/avV1266d9k0&color1=0 xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfc fcf&hl=en&feature=pl ayer_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="tru e" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> __________________ Stop acting so small You are the universe In ecstatic motion -Rumi

02-27-2009, 11:34 AM	#3096 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 8,632 Thanks: 3,504 Thanked 2,622 Times in 1,667 Posts	i had a dream this morning that george bush was some sort of antichrist or satan incarnation and when i looked at his face there was just darkness where his eyes were. when i looked into the dark portion of his face i felt this weird vibrating kind of electricity going through my bod and i woke up. i thought i was having a seizure. the only time ive ever had that body sensation was when i did a breathing circle on too much e and really had a seizure kinda shook me up __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

02-27-2009, 11:35 AM	#3097 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 11,749 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6,000 Times in 2,985 Posts	__________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

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02-27-2009, 11:38 AM	#3099 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 8,632 Thanks: 3,504 Thanked 2,622 Times in 1,667 Posts	^ thats cool didnt see it moving at first __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return