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Old 10-02-2014, 07:24 AM   #40341 (permalink)
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Would you say it'd leave a mark? or Taint her record as a cheerleader?
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I was just thinking.

What it would be like to have the confidence of a singer. Not just any singer but someone singing one of those songs where they are strolling down a road.. Singing with their hands.

Goin on a bout someone shedding years over them.. Because their confidence level is that high. Kicking up leaves as they strut and make it look so easy, to be so confident.

I just tried it. To sing to a song,, and pull the moves.. It's harde than you'd think..
You almost have to have a natural suave.. Kinda like a good pornstar.
Pretending those cameras aren't in your face without laughing an trying to look cool at the same time.
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Old 10-02-2014, 10:06 AM   #40343 (permalink)
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Check out this cheerleader taking a flying dump while in some cheering move...
That's a photoshop, no shit in the original picture.
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Old 10-02-2014, 10:32 AM   #40344 (permalink)
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These police sirens keep getting weirder and weirder. Its like listening to bad dubstep..
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i always found it ironically funny, that police lights are some of the trippiest and most amusing things to look at when high on hallucinogens.
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Old 10-02-2014, 11:03 AM   #40346 (permalink)
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did you ever call the cops on your neighbour just to see the lights?
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Old 10-02-2014, 12:03 PM   #40347 (permalink)
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No but back in the day the kids here used to call the cops from a pay phone.. Egg them when they showed up and then scatter/run like hell.
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No but back in the day the kids here used to call the cops from a pay phone.. Egg them when they showed up and then scatter/run like hell.
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Old 10-02-2014, 01:07 PM   #40349 (permalink)
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Nowadays in the USA you'd get the shit kicked out of you for something like that, or shot if you are a black kid. Before the egg is even thrown.
"He looked like he was reaching for an egg!"
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Old 10-02-2014, 04:49 PM   #40350 (permalink)
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How cool would it be if there really were Gods like in greek mythology.

And you'd actually see these dudes once in a while blowing shit up, or turning people into things or whatever else.
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There's this scissor lift at work that, when it begins to rise up, has a warning tone that sounds just like the first two notes of the Charlies Angels theme. It totally fucks with me to hear it all day.



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That's a photoshop, no shit in the original picture.

No shit? What original picture?
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Old 10-02-2014, 09:23 PM   #40355 (permalink)
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No shit? What original picture?
Here is the original picture:



The image you posted was from a thread in a subreddit called photoshop battles, where users post an image and everyone competes to make the best doctored version.


edit: btw that was a nice double (triple?) entendre there. made me chuckle.
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I was just eating the best grilled cheese of my life when a commercial for dentures came on t.v. Showing what looked like a lower jaw on its own getting cleaned by a dentist.

And it ruined it ALL!!!!!!!!
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