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José · 05-29-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

hai scatter, in case you missed it I quoted and was replying to spanky's post, not yours.

kthxbai

logic doesn't need to be found on google..

hahahahahhahahahahah aha
Where the fuck is Sput-Nik when you need him?
hahahahahahahahahaha haha
dude al-Mu'akhkhir, I've totally seen your picture of your scrawny ass bowling, you're not road biking material.
hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

you may have family that shaves their legs, but the point is you don't. nor do you even ride a bike regularly.

edit: I only ride bikes so I can shave my legs, I fucking hate riding bicycles.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 05-29-2009, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

hahahahahhahahahahah aha
Where the fuck is Sput-Nik when you need him?
hahahahahahahahahaha haha
dude al-Mu'akhkhir, I've totally seen your picture of your scrawny ass bowling, you're not road biking material.
hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

you may have family that shaves their legs, but the point is you don't. nor do you even ride a bike regularly.

edit: I only ride bikes so I can shave my legs, I fucking hate riding bicycles.

It's pretty apparent at this point you have no idea what you're talking about.

Go away now, spanky...

my_scatterheart · 05-29-2009, 03:51 PM

^ew.
I have The Glutton Bowl or whatever the fuck on in the background.
Nothing more confusing than grown men eating animal nuts

slapstick · 05-29-2009, 03:57 PM

I got invited to this big blowout bash in el paso tonight, and I later find out its a girls gone wild event. so I shoot the chick who invited me an email asking what the plan is, she reads it, and doesn't reply.
FML.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 05-29-2009, 03:57 PM

i honestly dont even know whats going on in that picture but it says "presumptuous" so it fits pretty well.

in any case this is a picture of teh bikey which is in storage atm (not my pic).. got it as a gift last year from moms.. $1600 USD for the frame alone.

rivendell bicycle works.

big pimpin.

José · 05-29-2009, 04:01 PM

that's exactly what I'm fucking talking about.

why the fuck is it in storage and why the fuck aren't you on it? you obviously don't ride it much, if at all.

I ride the shit out of my $800 trainer evvvery day. I bet my calfs are the size of your thighs.

slapstick · 05-29-2009, 04:01 PM

bicycling in general is still pretty gay.
despite that being a dope bike.

and I can guarantee that my legs are stronger than yours spanky, without ever having to ride a bike. not bragging, just saying.

my_scatterheart · 05-29-2009, 04:03 PM

Whys bicycling gay, because you don't do it?
The shorts, are gay.
Bicycles are fun.

this is mine. it costs like a zillion dollars

al-Mu'akhkhir · 05-29-2009, 04:11 PM

i will prove you wrong with this picture that I just took after not riding all winter (ps. there is too much salt/sand still on the streets for me to justify bringing my baby out.. it's worth nearly 3 times as much as your bike, when you take into account that nearly everything on the bike is custom/hand made).

judge for yourself spanky:

José · 05-29-2009, 04:15 PM

shut up, I would rage you with my specialized.

or how about my single speed that I pass 10 speeds on?

fuck, I mean you don't even have an adjustable stem. so you can't lower your bars as you 'get better.'

Also, you'r seat is lower than your handle bars, that's a sign of a professional rider...

take a look at some pros bikes...

look how much higher the seat is than the handle bars.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 05-29-2009, 04:17 PM

oh i wasnt aware that we were comparing bicycle dicks.

rivendell beats both of those, my frame is hand crafted. I don't see what the pics of your bike have to do with anything.

sounds like my calves are the size of your head

José · 05-29-2009, 04:18 PM

yea ok slapstick, maybe you can move more weight with your legs but can you ride a bicycle for 4 hours straight?

José · 05-29-2009, 04:20 PM

for your information that's a "hand made" Miyata single speed(you can't even get it anymore).

you don't know shit man....

José · 05-29-2009, 04:24 PM

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know we were comparing cave dicks.

^that's after winter also.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 05-29-2009, 04:28 PM

mine are bigger, I win.

José · 05-29-2009, 04:29 PM

right...

maybe my thighs will convince you...

al-Mu'akhkhir · 05-29-2009, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

right...

maybe my thighs will convince you...

José · 05-29-2009, 04:37 PM

nice edit, faggot, you're obviously just jealous.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 05-29-2009, 04:38 PM

you know I'm right. I can't even fit my man-hands around the thinnest part of my legs so eat a dick up.

José · 05-29-2009, 04:40 PM

kk, I'll get on that.

in the mean time I'm going to go pick up my StumpJumper.

05-29-2009, 03:51 PM	#4583 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	^ew. I have The Glutton Bowl or whatever the fuck on in the background. Nothing more confusing than grown men eating animal nuts __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

05-29-2009, 03:57 PM	#4584 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I got invited to this big blowout bash in el paso tonight, and I later find out its a girls gone wild event. so I shoot the chick who invited me an email asking what the plan is, she reads it, and doesn't reply. FML. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

05-29-2009, 03:57 PM	#4585 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	i honestly dont even know whats going on in that picture but it says "presumptuous" so it fits pretty well. in any case this is a picture of teh bikey which is in storage atm (not my pic).. got it as a gift last year from moms.. $1600 USD for the frame alone. rivendell bicycle works. big pimpin. __________________

05-29-2009, 04:01 PM	#4587 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	bicycling in general is still pretty gay. despite that being a dope bike. and I can guarantee that my legs are stronger than yours spanky, without ever having to ride a bike. not bragging, just saying. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

05-29-2009, 04:03 PM	#4588 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	Whys bicycling gay, because you don't do it? The shorts, are gay. Bicycles are fun. this is mine. it costs like a zillion dollars __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega Last edited by my_scatterheart; 05-29-2009 at 04:06 PM. Reason: lol @ the bikes people make

05-29-2009, 04:01 PM	#4586 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	that's exactly what I'm fucking talking about. why the fuck is it in storage and why the fuck aren't you on it? you obviously don't ride it much, if at all. I ride the shit out of my $800 trainer evvvery day. I bet my calfs are the size of your thighs.

05-29-2009, 04:11 PM	#4589 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	i will prove you wrong with this picture that I just took after not riding all winter (ps. there is too much salt/sand still on the streets for me to justify bringing my baby out.. it's worth nearly 3 times as much as your bike, when you take into account that nearly everything on the bike is custom/hand made). judge for yourself spanky: __________________

05-29-2009, 04:15 PM	#4590 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	shut up, I would rage you with my specialized. or how about my single speed that I pass 10 speeds on? fuck, I mean you don't even have an adjustable stem. so you can't lower your bars as you 'get better.' Also, you'r seat is lower than your handle bars, that's a sign of a professional rider... take a look at some pros bikes... look how much higher the seat is than the handle bars.

05-29-2009, 04:17 PM	#4591 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	oh i wasnt aware that we were comparing bicycle dicks. rivendell beats both of those, my frame is hand crafted. I don't see what the pics of your bike have to do with anything. sounds like my calves are the size of your head __________________

05-29-2009, 04:18 PM	#4592 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	yea ok slapstick, maybe you can move more weight with your legs but can you ride a bicycle for 4 hours straight?

05-29-2009, 04:20 PM	#4593 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	for your information that's a "hand made" Miyata single speed(you can't even get it anymore). you don't know shit man....

05-29-2009, 04:24 PM	#4594 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know we were comparing cave dicks. ^that's after winter also.

05-29-2009, 04:28 PM	#4595 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	mine are bigger, I win. __________________

05-29-2009, 04:29 PM	#4596 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	right... maybe my thighs will convince you...

05-29-2009, 04:37 PM	#4598 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	nice edit, faggot, you're obviously just jealous.

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05-29-2009, 04:38 PM	#4599 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	you know I'm right. I can't even fit my man-hands around the thinnest part of my legs so eat a dick up. __________________

05-29-2009, 04:40 PM	#4600 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	kk, I'll get on that. in the mean time I'm going to go pick up my StumpJumper.