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Old 12-08-2016, 05:30 PM   #48341 (permalink)
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I just realized I shouldn't have said literally.
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Old 12-08-2016, 06:17 PM   #48342 (permalink)
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Was it a boy or girl?


After you said that I started thinking about how I might react. I think I'd almost prefer it lol.
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:37 PM   #48343 (permalink)
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14 year old daughter.

Been going to a teen support group for what I thought was just social anxiety etc.. at the library and then at dinner her twin blurted out it was for LGBT.

We all just laughed.

She was all.."I'm so "triggered'" hahaha

Alls cool.. so far no one else knows.

I won't have to worry about teen pregnancy!
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:11 PM   #48344 (permalink)
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Lol youre a cool mom turm.
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:14 PM   #48345 (permalink)
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fenderbender being extra nice to turm now that he knows she's got a 14 year old daughter.




JEEZ FENDERBENDER!
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:15 PM   #48347 (permalink)
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Fender knows I would murder him.
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Old 12-08-2016, 10:24 PM   #48348 (permalink)
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Of course of course - sorry it wasn't a good joke.
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Old 12-08-2016, 10:52 PM   #48349 (permalink)
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That feeling when you are chewing on a bunch of noodles and the last noodle is stuck in your teeth and you realize it's a cat hair...
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In other news I just got a fat sack of Afghani hash that is doing wonders keeping me mellow and regulated

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Old 12-09-2016, 12:48 AM   #48351 (permalink)
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I bet turm sends her kids gifs too
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Old 12-09-2016, 01:04 AM   #48352 (permalink)
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Maybe there is just nothing.
strong possibility, and this is also fine
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Old 12-09-2016, 06:17 AM   #48353 (permalink)
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Heck Yes!

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Old 12-09-2016, 07:17 AM   #48354 (permalink)
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Lol youre a cool mom turm.
I was just thinking those exact words when I read your post
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Old 12-09-2016, 09:13 AM   #48355 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2016, 09:42 AM   #48356 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2016, 09:58 AM   #48357 (permalink)
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so I make some Xmas balls for a downtown Xmas giveaway.
I post them on Facebook to show them off.
Big Mistake!
I'm getting requests now.. do I take orders. Can I make one for a loved one..
someone wants a Harlequin for their kid? How does a traditional landscape give you the idea that I can paint a fuckin harlequin ..

Oh Dear Lord.

Energy Draining.
Although I do appreciate it ..people grabby.

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Old 12-09-2016, 10:29 AM   #48358 (permalink)
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Turm this may be too personal, but do you have any feels about your daughter? As in, you just realized a different trajectory to her life and need to readjust your image of her or something?

I ask because I've in the past wondered how I would react.
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Old 12-09-2016, 10:33 AM   #48359 (permalink)
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No. I always had a feeling she was.
I'm scared for her in regards how other people will react.
Deal with that if and when it ever happens.
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