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Old 02-15-2017, 10:08 AM   #48741 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:50 AM   #48742 (permalink)
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watched my dealer od, almost got kicked out of my house (well I did but I'm squatting), lost all my friends, made new ones, lost those, got lice, cut off a couple dreads, addicted to meth now and lost about 30k gambling that i didn't have , that sums up the last month and a half for me pretty much
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Old 02-15-2017, 06:28 PM   #48743 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2017, 07:42 PM   #48744 (permalink)
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an old man tells his grand-son, "inside each of us there are two wolves battling. one is good. it is love, empathy, respect, and sacrifice. the other is evil. it is hate, bitterness, and jealousy."

the grand-son asks, "but grandfather, which wolf wins."

grand-father replies, "the one you feed."
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Old 02-15-2017, 07:55 PM   #48745 (permalink)
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that was the entire premise of tomorrowland.
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Old 02-15-2017, 09:12 PM   #48746 (permalink)
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was it any good (tomorrowland that is)
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Old 02-16-2017, 05:41 PM   #48747 (permalink)
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?'

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,

'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'

She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.

Do you think we could...'

At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'
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Old 02-16-2017, 08:46 PM   #48748 (permalink)
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was it any good (tomorrowland that is)
Yes, but you should watch this video about it because its the most poignant review ive ever seen. She talks about that story and its theme in the movie at the 15 min mark.


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Old 02-18-2017, 03:18 AM   #48749 (permalink)
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Hey, so like, guess who's not dead...
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Old 02-18-2017, 06:32 AM   #48751 (permalink)
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Hey, so like, guess who's not dead...
You? Is there a prize?
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Old 02-18-2017, 07:55 AM   #48752 (permalink)
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Hahaha bongobongo^^

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Quit pretending you're dead!
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Old 02-18-2017, 03:19 PM   #48753 (permalink)
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“Leslie Ray ‘Popeye’ Charping was born in Galveston on November 20, 1942 and passed away January 30, 2017, which was 29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved. Leslie battled with cancer in his latter years and lost his battle, ultimately due to being the horses ass he was known for. He leaves behind 2 relieved children; a son Leslie Roy Charping and daughter, Shiela Smith along with six grandchildren and countless other victims including an ex wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers.

“At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive. Leslie enlisted to serve in the Navy, but not so much in a brave & patriotic way but more as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges. While enlisted, Leslie was the Navy boxing champion and went on to sufficiently embarrass his family and country by spending the remainder of his service in the Balboa Mental Health Hospital receiving much needed mental healthcare services.

“Leslie was surprisingly intelligent, however he lacked ambition and motivation to do anything more than being reckless, wasteful, squandering the family savings and fantasizing about get rich quick schemes. Leslie’s hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie’s life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days.

“With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend. No services will be held, there will be no prayers for eternal peace and no apologizes to the family he tortured. Leslie’s remains will be cremated and kept in the barn until ‘Ray,’ the family donkey’s wood shavings run out. Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.”
lulz at this obit

I can't wait to read mine, about how much of an asshole my family and friends think that I am.
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2 days ago I cracked a double-yolk egg for breakfast, ditto yesterday, this morning, another one. Yow, 3 daze in a row! Still have a dozen left, , ,

Hey, its 'Random' here, , ,
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Looks like me, 'cept for the ears, , , , ,
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I miss the old shia, straight from the go shia
even the stevens shia, takin transformer meetins' shia

I hate the new shia, the straight up mess shia
stand infront of a camera shia, chant about trump shia
the fuckin shout you down and beat you up if you disagree shia

I miss the sweet shia, the drivin' bumblebee shia,
the from the block shia, the makin out with megan fox shia
I would say at the time id of like to have met shia
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shia has always been the wal-mart version of Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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Old 02-20-2017, 04:25 PM   #48760 (permalink)
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the people above me have a very loud, very active dog

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