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Old 05-05-2017, 05:18 AM   #49341 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2017, 07:42 AM   #49342 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2017, 09:36 AM   #49343 (permalink)
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I was at a Chinese buffet in our town one night close to closing time. They were setting up a table for the staff to eat. They started bringing out their own food as we sat like pigs at the trough..

Their plates?
Nothing but mountain high piles of white rice.
Pyramid shaped.

I felt like a pig lol
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Old 05-05-2017, 01:39 PM   #49344 (permalink)
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It's not quite as active in here as it used to be. I recall coming in several years ago and not being able to keep up with the mountain of new posts every day.
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Old 05-05-2017, 01:50 PM   #49345 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2017, 05:09 PM   #49346 (permalink)
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Feel like I'm in some social experiment where I'm being grown in some bio dome as a sick joke lol
Someday.. I'll go.
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Old 05-05-2017, 07:07 PM   #49347 (permalink)
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I know my life isn't some Truman show shit because there's no way a studio wold keep funding my backdrop of my boring ass life. Literally no one would watch :/
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Old 05-06-2017, 05:42 AM   #49348 (permalink)
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Went to see guardians 2 yesterday, so great, many tears!

Today its 60 degrees...in florida...in fucking may....needless to say the house is open and the day is awesome!

Cleaned the kitchen and am waiting on a new stove to be delivered! Smokin on some amazing amazing sour D!

Happy saturday guys, I hope you're all having a great day too!

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Old 05-06-2017, 02:35 PM   #49349 (permalink)
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There was a pitbull rescue outside the pet store today while I was shopping. Almost gave one of the fuckers a forever home, but im just outside of stable enough to have a dog, maybe soon. So hard to walk away from him

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This comedian was making all these pro-weed jokes & had the audience cracking up except for these 2 dudes in the front row.

The comedian asks them, "You don't like my humor?" & they say, "NO! We're law enforcement & we don't find any humor in weed! In fact, we're going to start cracking down on weedheads!"

The comedian asks, "Why's that? Are the crackheads too fast for you?"
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I went to see David Allen Coe last night, man he is really old... Fun show though,,,
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I went to see David Allen Coe last night, man he is really old... Fun show though,,,
He was on the jukebox a lot at the bar I hung out back in Denver. Catchy song...can't remember the name of it. Too many years ago now.
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chilis, im too lazy at the moment to look up the names of them. While I was cleaning them my scrotum felt like it was going to burn right off. I guess when it went into my fingers it went to my balls instead of to my mouth this time.



ayyy veggies, i fry the fuck out of these in the meat brownings and deglaze it with a beer. Also theres smoked paprika, msg, and cummin, and tons of pepper. Don't cook these(or your meat) cold, then your shit steams and doesnt brown.



some chorizo, I suggest cooking the absolute fuck out of this to get all the grease out, the favor is awesome even when you cook the fuck out of it.



before chili sauce



I toast the chilis and then steep them in broth for like 20-30 mins and blend them into this.

Good stuff, the kielbasa chunks really make it amazing. I also put a bit of ground pork for filler and the chorizo this time was Portuguese and not Mexican. I only put one small can of fire roasted tomatos in, I don't like a bunch of acidic red sauce in my chili. The juices are just beer and chili beans sauce.
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Was gonna post pictures of a recent rock climbing excursion, but I appear to have deleted them from my phone in order to make room for Podcasts...
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