Jake_Armstrong

^which ones?

AlteredStateGrl

face.

i don't think there is one place that i don't have lip balm. every room in the house...work, purse etc etc.

this isn't becoming random anymore.

/over.

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Jake_Armstrong

let me know if the other ones need moisturizing.

Smoke Break

Jakes been on this crazy ass sex drive or something.

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m0rb1d

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DalandeMD

I've got a newfound love for pearl jewelry. And not the kind of pearl necklaces Jake is thinking about. I have a pink pearl bracelet and a regular pearl necklace, both freshwater. I don't mind if they don't cost that much, as long as they're real; not plastic. They feel so smooth and cool on my skin, and they're so pretty when they catch the light at certain angles.

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CowMan

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DalandeMD

Ahahaha, pwnt.

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kamikazi89

hermit crabs sure do love potato chips

Krunk

tk is my anti-drug

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Jimmy Coonan

The version I read it was England and Ireland (with the English being the arrogant fucks obviously).

Speaking of that, I met some Protestant asshole at a bar on Saturday and he called me a taig. Who the fuck says that in America? I would've punched him out but I don't know anyone in town and he seemed to know everyone, so I figured it wasn't worth getting jumped by 15 rednecks.

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4/20=Governor's Day.

He needs to learn that lil Larry will never be the same again after this painful intrusion. Larry's family asks for privacy and respect while they cope with this tragic molestation.

clive

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Krunk

i hate when threads get down to the x90s in posts.

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turmaline

my tongue feels too big for my mouth.

El Coyote

I love the taste of Kush in da afternoon... bongsmilie

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"Straight up, for niggaz who don't understand
Obviously this wasn't made for you, so fuck you"- Bigg Jus

<erika> i always think about ww when i sleep

DalandeMD

R.I.P. Bukket Seal.

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Яedking

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he hollers,
Tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties(tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was
the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians'?

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Shaggy_420

i just had a muscle spasm and it was twitching to the beat of the song im listening to
weird shit

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Яedking

"the root of the problem"

and what is to be said for the seed that created it

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