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Old 09-12-2017, 04:09 PM   #50181 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2017, 06:28 PM   #50182 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2017, 06:56 PM   #50183 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2017, 07:51 PM   #50184 (permalink)
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robot teeth

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Someone sounds jelly that his teeth don't have wifi
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Old 09-12-2017, 09:22 PM   #50185 (permalink)
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Speaking of which I was getting checked out at Tufts for the dental work and a few different dental specialists told me I had high blood pressure and some gum disease primarily from smoking. I've been thinking about quitting for a while but hearing doctors tell me it was already effecting my health pushed me over the edge. Had 3 butts left, smoked them on the way home, that was 11 days ago and haven't smoked since. Here's the method I used that's been successful and painless:
Phase 1: nicotine patch supplemented with ecigs for 1 week
Phase 2: patches plus gum for 3 days
Phase 3: (today was the first day) just gum, only used about 6 pieces too
Phase 4: nicotine free kitch.

Since I was already voing into a self improvement cycle I decided to make a couple other improvements: no more drinks with sugar (this primarily means no more caramel coffees for me as I don't really drink sodas) double vegetable intake and seith to whole grains wherever possible. Started working on meal prep, first attempt was blackened chicken, sausage, barley and mixed veg, about 750 calories for dinner. Made enough for the week after classes.

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Old 09-13-2017, 01:40 AM   #50186 (permalink)
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Someone sounds jelly that his teeth don't have wifi
i only have ever had one cavity. a dentist actually told me one time that i am a bad customer.

they will never give me robot teeth
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:21 AM   #50187 (permalink)
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Speaking of which I was getting checked out at Tufts for the dental work and a few different dental specialists told me I had high blood pressure and some gum disease primarily from smoking. I've been thinking about quitting for a while but hearing doctors tell me it was already effecting my health pushed me over the edge. Had 3 butts left, smoked them on the way home, that was 11 days ago and haven't smoked since. Here's the method I used that's been successful and painless:
Phase 1: nicotine patch supplemented with ecigs for 1 week
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Phase 3: (today was the first day) just gum, only used about 6 pieces too
Phase 4: nicotine free kitch.

Since I was already voing into a self improvement cycle I decided to make a couple other improvements: no more drinks with sugar (this primarily means no more caramel coffees for me as I don't really drink sodas) double vegetable intake and seith to whole grains wherever possible. Started working on meal prep, first attempt was blackened chicken, sausage, barley and mixed veg, about 750 calories for dinner. Made enough for the week after classes.

Now just add an I-Ron pumping routine and you're good to go.
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:03 PM   #50188 (permalink)
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Since I was already voing into a self improvement cycle I decided to make a couple other improvements: no more drinks with sugar (this primarily means no more caramel coffees for me as I don't really drink sodas) double vegetable intake and seith to whole grains wherever possible. Started working on meal prep, first attempt was blackened chicken, sausage, barley and mixed veg, about 750 calories for dinner. Made enough for the week after classes.
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:03 PM   #50189 (permalink)
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i dont think 'they' saw him coming
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:48 AM   #50191 (permalink)
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nervously dosing myself with dexamethosone to combat migraines again

did i make a huge mistake? i will find out tomorrow or saturday
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:40 PM   #50192 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:53 PM   #50193 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:42 PM   #50194 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:51 PM   #50195 (permalink)
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I know Im hard when mokets on my dick. Fuckin straight up like.. an he bouncin an shit just.. all over.. had to strap a fuckin splash guard on his tailbone like nasty man..
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:18 AM   #50196 (permalink)
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Why dont you stop being a twat moket? Thatd be nice.

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you dont have to tell him what to do
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Old 09-15-2017, 02:04 AM   #50198 (permalink)
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Im not. Im just asking him to be less cunty is all. Would be nice is all.
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Old 09-15-2017, 02:14 AM   #50199 (permalink)
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im not sure it would make a difference to me, but ok. i guess i prob shouldn't tell you what to do either
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Old 09-15-2017, 04:37 AM   #50200 (permalink)
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