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Old 03-03-2018, 10:34 PM   #51201 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2018, 08:50 AM   #51202 (permalink)
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A local artist passed away a few days ago. He was Canada's champion battle rapper at one point, he was an insanely talented painter, made dope beats and was a general all around inspiration. This story from a few years ago by him has been making the rounds and I thought it would fit well with this crowd.

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My friend Linus moved here from Latvia when he was six years old but his accent is so thick most people have to squint to understand him. This lanky nosferatu looking bastard usually keeps his head shaved but at any given time you can find a stray hair dancing off of his skull like one those big long balloon characters you see wobbling over used car lots. His apartment is the basement of his Korean uncle's bungalow and they fight constantly over absolutely nothing. Not argue, they actually get along pretty well but ritualistically beat the shit out each other. He's got a switchblade he had his name engraved in. That's a smart thing to do, because if you were ever to drop your switchblade for some reason or say, leave it stuck somewhere, its good to have your name etched across the side of it so it can be returned. Once a homeless guy in Skeleton Park said he'd bet us five bucks that he could touch his eyeball with his tongue. When we agreed, he put his thumb to the corner of his socket and pushed, producing a glass eye trailed by a disgusting cobweb thin strand of mucopurulent discharge. Right as the old rummy stuck his tongue out to clench the win, Linus snatched the eye from his hand and bolted down the street, saving us two dollars and fifty cents a piece. I didn't see him for six weeks after that. Despite the history we've had, deep down I sincerely consider him the worst human being on earth. I would tag him but he blocked me. Someone tell him happy birthday for me.
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Old 03-04-2018, 09:54 AM   #51203 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2018, 11:23 AM   #51204 (permalink)
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Kingdom Come: Deliverance, kitch


I guess it has tons of bugs, but you should buy it, because it's the sort of game that doesn't play it safe and tries new things, is ambitious, and doesn't give a fuck about catering to stupid gamers.


I'd buy it but... well obviously I can't run my fancy rig out of a camper
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Old 03-04-2018, 12:15 PM   #51205 (permalink)
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My work has been without power since Friday. Which means I didn't work this weekend. Which means I'm gonna have to hit up savings and credit to get through the week. Which means no new games for probably a month minimum ��

It does look good though.
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Old 03-07-2018, 04:20 PM   #51206 (permalink)
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Today I did a full visible spectrum analysis on the 4 anthocyanin extracts using my model to determine their effective absorption as a function of concentration, made this color coded graph to show the result:



the un-coded result:



Poor raspberry, isn't better at doing anything at any spectrum compared to the others.
And so far from the DSSC's I've built, it's true at least that blackberry has kicked the shit out of raspberry.


Also made a big fat load of titanium paste for a large production of DSSCs Ima do in the next several days now that I've made a more consistently working electrolyte solution.


Also spilled boiling nitric acid all over a couple fingers and now they're unnaturally smooth and yellow
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Old 03-07-2018, 04:36 PM   #51207 (permalink)
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I do think I might have made a weighing error on the raspberry... I would've expected it to be more in line with blueberry and blackberry... will prolly do another round of dilution testing on that one if I have time...


IF OMG ONLY 3 weeks left! !
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i too have stained my hands basically all of the colours
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Old 03-07-2018, 05:26 PM   #51209 (permalink)
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My sister got me a nice new monogrammed lab coat for Christmas. The first time I wore it I splashed trypan blue all over the front.
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Old 03-08-2018, 08:41 AM   #51210 (permalink)
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Read an article about someone finding a bag full of 26 sets of hands. Makes me think that we are almost at the point where human life means so little that kidnappers may have to start releasing inventory due to lack of demand.
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It has zero political or cultural value. It is reactionary in the worse sense: a gnarled wailing of a million broken losers joined in the comradery of hate and petty personal grievance.
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Old 03-08-2018, 10:39 AM   #51211 (permalink)
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Read an article about someone finding a bag full of 26 sets of hands. Makes me think that we are almost at the point where human life means so little that kidnappers may have to start releasing inventory due to lack of demand.
Yeah, remember when they called 7 people getting killed on Valentine's Day a massacre?
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Old 03-08-2018, 10:43 AM   #51212 (permalink)
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Which is why we must all take time to snuggle with the ones we love
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Old 03-08-2018, 03:55 PM   #51214 (permalink)
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I'm submitting this as part of my creative writing poetry collection:

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Fuck. Suck.
Tits. Clits.
Open up your legs and, beg.
Spank, skank, stank, rank.
Thanks.
I shit on my lips and kiss you.
I piss in your hair and you giggle.
Just a bit of hair in my teeth.
That’s okay.
I’ll rinse it out with the fluids
We’ll wring from the sheets.

Pretty great poem eh?
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Start with yourself, please.
how about you stay mad forever
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Old 03-09-2018, 05:57 AM   #51217 (permalink)
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I only have part to contribute right now so get stoned and look at it you bastards
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Old 03-09-2018, 06:23 AM   #51218 (permalink)
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Easy amigo, I was just "rustlin' your jimmies", you're a pretty sensitive little guy ain't ya....
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Easy amigo, I was just "rustlin' your jimmies", you're a pretty sensitive little guy ain't ya....
"I told you to kill yourself and you didn't like it EPIC TROLL"
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Easy amigo, I was just "rustlin' your jimmies", you're a pretty sensitive little guy ain't ya....
i don't give any fucks what you say or do. you are a truly worthless person if you think joking about suicide is okay or funny
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