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slapstick · 09-04-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Waves

some random dude showed up at your drug dealers house and gave YOU a black eye cuz your GUY owed him money?

yeah i would say you need to find a real drug dealer

No no.
I showed up at my guy's house and the dude was there claiming that I owed him money for some phone I've never even seen, then tried to beat my ass.
my guy didn't even know I knew the guy, mostly because I didn't.

anyway, yes, being less of a bitch to raging tweakers four times my size is number one on my to do list.
personally, I think I'm lucky getting off with the black eye. if he had actually gotten ahold of me, they'd be picking me up with a stick and a spoon.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 09-04-2009, 01:25 PM

over a phone?

**Mafoo** · 09-04-2009, 01:27 PM

i wish i could help slapstick go to war with the refrigerator shaped tweaker!

or help him find some legit nugs

Flamingnun · 09-04-2009, 01:29 PM

Seems like slapsticks getting beaten up every other week.

Buy a gun.

slapstick · 09-04-2009, 01:30 PM

yes. over a sidekick his sister (who I've never met) claims to have let me borrow.
and thanks mafoo. I'd take the nugs over the war any day. this town is too small for that bullshit.
and nah. I'd never use a gun. I'd rather take a punch instead. this is the first time in recent memory that anyone has actually hit me. I don't live that dangerous of a life. I'm just a wrong place wrong time kinda guy.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 09-04-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by slapstick

this town is too small for that bullshit.

what, dank nugs or war?

hmm... small town you say? I'd go for a .22 pistol.

Flamingnun · 09-04-2009, 01:35 PM

fuck that, 22" artillery

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 09-04-2009, 01:36 PM

**Mafoo** · 09-04-2009, 01:37 PM

just give him a good thumb to the eye socket

Waves · 09-04-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by tedkennedy

definetly not paralyzed, his feet would just wobble around if they was

whatever the fuck is wrong with that kid its safe to say it took some major determination and drive to get as good at skateboarding as he did with his condition

yall can be hatin but that kid is skatin

verklingen · 09-04-2009, 01:40 PM

yeah it'd be hard as fuck just to skate using those walkers, even without the gimpy legs

Flamingnun · 09-04-2009, 01:41 PM

I call bs, I think after "25 surgeries" he'd be riding frickin lasers.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 09-04-2009, 02:28 PM

mhmm

and how many different doctors.. probably like two.

dude look at his legs, they AR

E lazers.

aft3rsh0kk · 09-04-2009, 02:40 PM

slapstick. if your afraid of guns, buy a tazer

gotta be better than getting beat like a bitch

slapstick · 09-04-2009, 04:21 PM

I didn't get beat like a bitch. and I have mace, I just didn't carry it because I didn't expect that shit to go down. but good point. and I'm not afraid of guns. I just prefer the nonviolent approach.

tedkennedy · 09-04-2009, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

whatever the fuck is wrong with that kid its safe to say it took some major determination and drive to get as good at skateboarding as he did with his condition

yall can be hatin but that kid is skatin

certainly, its a "testament to the human spirit" or whatever it is that people say when they see sick people do normal things

the kid can skate better than i can

**Home Wrecker** · 09-04-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tedkennedy

certainly, its a "testament to the human spirit" or whatever it is that people say when they see sick people do normal things

lol

That doesn't seem too far away from, "It's a fucking miracle, or whatever gay shit you people want to call it."

tedkennedy · 09-04-2009, 07:06 PM

^ that was teh joke

_tyranT · 09-04-2009, 07:33 PM

Aids is running rampant in my town, lots of people have it. sickning.

**Home Wrecker** · 09-04-2009, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tedkennedy

^ that was teh joke

i thought you were serious

09-04-2009, 01:27 PM	#5843 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	i wish i could help slapstick go to war with the refrigerator shaped tweaker! or help him find some legit nugs __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

09-04-2009, 01:29 PM	#5844 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,538 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,611 Times in 1,178 Posts	Seems like slapsticks getting beaten up every other week. Buy a gun. __________________

09-04-2009, 01:30 PM	#5845 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	yes. over a sidekick his sister (who I've never met) claims to have let me borrow. and thanks mafoo. I'd take the nugs over the war any day. this town is too small for that bullshit. and nah. I'd never use a gun. I'd rather take a punch instead. this is the first time in recent memory that anyone has actually hit me. I don't live that dangerous of a life. I'm just a wrong place wrong time kinda guy. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

09-04-2009, 01:35 PM	#5847 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,538 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,611 Times in 1,178 Posts	fuck that, 22" artillery __________________

09-04-2009, 01:37 PM	#5849 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	just give him a good thumb to the eye socket __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

09-04-2009, 01:25 PM	#5842 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	over a phone?

09-04-2009, 01:36 PM	#5848 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	yeah it'd be hard as fuck just to skate using those walkers, even without the gimpy legs __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

09-04-2009, 01:41 PM	#5852 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,538 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,611 Times in 1,178 Posts	I call bs, I think after "25 surgeries" he'd be riding frickin lasers. __________________

09-04-2009, 02:28 PM	#5853 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	mhmm and how many different doctors.. probably like two. dude look at his legs, they ARE lazers.

09-04-2009, 04:21 PM	#5855 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I didn't get beat like a bitch. and I have mace, I just didn't carry it because I didn't expect that shit to go down. but good point. and I'm not afraid of guns. I just prefer the nonviolent approach. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

09-04-2009, 07:06 PM	#5858 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,247 Thanks: 69 Thanked 572 Times in 360 Posts	^ that was teh joke __________________ matthew munari

09-04-2009, 07:33 PM	#5859 (permalink)
_tyranT Old School Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ohio Posts: 1,574 Thanks: 12 Thanked 41 Times in 29 Posts	Aids is running rampant in my town, lots of people have it. sickning.

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