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El Coyote · 11-21-2007, 07:59 PM

Time for some bongz... Woop woop!!!!!11

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-21-2007, 08:14 PM

buuuuurr. it's cold here! time for a bowl, blanket, and some heat!

LHM · 11-22-2007, 03:56 PM

3am this morning got up to use the bathroom. Came back to bed and had a drink from my water bottle, layed there thinking when I heard something swimming, turned on the light to find a roach kicking around in my bottle. I wonder how much of it's urine and feaces I ingested.

El Coyote · 11-22-2007, 04:55 PM

^Mmmmm yummy.

Night Life · 11-22-2007, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LHM

3am this morning got up to use the bathroom. Came back to bed and had a drink from my water bottle, layed there thinking when I heard something swimming, turned on the light to find a roach kicking around in my bottle. I wonder how much of it's urine and feaces I ingested.

sick man, i always keep a bottle of water nexted to my bed, but i always make sure i keep the lid on it.

11-22-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LHM

3am this morning got up to use the bathroom. Came back to bed and had a drink from my water bottle, layed there thinking when I heard something swimming, turned on the light to find a roach kicking around in my bottle. I wonder how much of it's urine and feaces I ingested.

or sperm!!!

LHM · 11-22-2007, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Night Life

sick man, i always keep a bottle of water nexted to my bed, but i always make sure i keep the lid on it.

Oh. in oz they don't make lids for bottles.

It was a female roach btw so no semen!!!11

LHM · 11-22-2007, 08:52 PM

Movie idea...

Man decides he doesn't want to live anymore but doesn't have the balls to kill himself, so he hires a hitman for a week and tells him to watch him from a distance as he goes about his daily buisness, and knock him off at a random time of his choice, however during the week man finds something fantastic to live for and decides he doesn't want to die anymore, but despite frantically trying to contact/find the hitman is unsuccessful in his attempts and ends up coppin' it.

Bradford · 11-22-2007, 09:18 PM

I'd watch it.

But only if LHM directs it.

Яedking · 11-22-2007, 09:32 PM

well i never liked you mama, and i never liked your type of music, in fact i sold all of your cds out of the back of your car just to prove it, and i spent the money ha ha seriously on all that whiskey well that time when i puked up on the doorstep and you told me i was a monster now and i'm back to tell you that i will never end the truth i'll be back around the way soon before you ever end me and i'm through, so a killer ... that's just me a killer of a happy family and that's fine with you cause it fine with me well fine then fuck off and die

edit: just gorillaz lyrics, i'm actually quite fond of my mother and family

Bradford · 11-23-2007, 05:48 PM

I wanna go hooooommmeee

I need to take my happy pillz again..

Jimmy Coonan · 11-23-2007, 05:49 PM

I was getting a haircut today and I noticed some white hairs. What the fuck?

Jakeisuseless · 11-23-2007, 05:53 PM

I'm going to be my girlfriends boss. Fuck.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-23-2007, 10:17 PM

i just came across an hour and a half of reno 911! YES!

El Coyote · 11-23-2007, 10:24 PM

I like smoking weed.

Bradford · 11-23-2007, 10:24 PM

I quit smoking weed.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-23-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weedwax

I like smoking weed.

we're still smokin' aren't we?

kickass. bongsmilie

LHM · 11-24-2007, 02:48 AM

My moods fluctuate like two hyperactive kids on a see-saw on a daily basis. I'm fucking over it.

R1bal · 11-24-2007, 06:24 AM

I shot the sheriff.

HTAM · 11-24-2007, 08:00 AM

I'm pretty sure that candles are exhibitionists. On the label attached to the candle or the box they come in, it says, 'Never leave a candle unattended.'

HTAM

11-21-2007, 08:14 PM	#622 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 10,426 Thanks: 2,181 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,115 Posts	buuuuurr. it's cold here! time for a bowl, blanket, and some heat! __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

11-22-2007, 09:18 PM	#629 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 673 Thanks: 66 Thanked 21 Times in 12 Posts	I'd watch it. But only if LHM directs it. __________________ R.I.P. Governor "I swear to fuckin' Christ I don't fuckin' belong here."

11-22-2007, 09:32 PM	#630 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	well i never liked you mama, and i never liked your type of music, in fact i sold all of your cds out of the back of your car just to prove it, and i spent the money ha ha seriously on all that whiskey well that time when i puked up on the doorstep and you told me i was a monster now and i'm back to tell you that i will never end the truth i'll be back around the way soon before you ever end me and i'm through, so a killer ... that's just me a killer of a happy family and that's fine with you cause it fine with me well fine then fuck off and die edit: just gorillaz lyrics, i'm actually quite fond of my mother and family __________________ Last edited by Яedking; 11-22-2007 at 09:34 PM.

11-23-2007, 05:48 PM	#631 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 673 Thanks: 66 Thanked 21 Times in 12 Posts	I wanna go hooooommmeee I need to take my happy pillz again.. __________________ R.I.P. Governor "I swear to fuckin' Christ I don't fuckin' belong here."

11-23-2007, 10:17 PM	#634 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 10,426 Thanks: 2,181 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,115 Posts	i just came across an hour and a half of reno 911! YES! __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

11-22-2007, 03:56 PM	#623 (permalink)
LHM BRINGBACKFANCYSYMBOL Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 599 Thanks: 70 Thanked 85 Times in 28 Posts	3am this morning got up to use the bathroom. Came back to bed and had a drink from my water bottle, layed there thinking when I heard something swimming, turned on the light to find a roach kicking around in my bottle. I wonder how much of it's urine and feaces I ingested.

11-22-2007, 08:52 PM	#628 (permalink)
LHM BRINGBACKFANCYSYMBOL Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 599 Thanks: 70 Thanked 85 Times in 28 Posts	Movie idea... Man decides he doesn't want to live anymore but doesn't have the balls to kill himself, so he hires a hitman for a week and tells him to watch him from a distance as he goes about his daily buisness, and knock him off at a random time of his choice, however during the week man finds something fantastic to live for and decides he doesn't want to die anymore, but despite frantically trying to contact/find the hitman is unsuccessful in his attempts and ends up coppin' it.

11-23-2007, 10:24 PM	#636 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 673 Thanks: 66 Thanked 21 Times in 12 Posts	I quit smoking weed. __________________ R.I.P. Governor "I swear to fuckin' Christ I don't fuckin' belong here."

11-24-2007, 02:48 AM	#638 (permalink)
LHM BRINGBACKFANCYSYMBOL Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 599 Thanks: 70 Thanked 85 Times in 28 Posts	My moods fluctuate like two hyperactive kids on a see-saw on a daily basis. I'm fucking over it.

11-24-2007, 08:00 AM	#640 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	I'm pretty sure that candles are exhibitionists. On the label attached to the candle or the box they come in, it says, 'Never leave a candle unattended.' HTAM

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