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Mydriasis · 11-02-2009, 08:09 PM

Sttttiiiirrrrr theeee potttt

crookedhatinator45 · 11-02-2009, 08:12 PM

i've been pooping green tonight

421 · 11-02-2009, 08:13 PM

theres some sketch shit going on, my street is lined with cops

osirus2020 · 11-02-2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verklingen

hey waves have you tried the monster import with the funky sliding lid

i'm something of a connoisseur

Goofy shit that doesn't add anything to the beverage. Somehow importing it makes it special.

badgoalie85 · 11-02-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by osirus2020

Goofy shit that doesn't add anything to the beverage. Somehow importing it makes it special.

anyone who knows anything about anything knows that it's all about the presentation.

myxomatosis · 11-02-2009, 08:42 PM

crookedhatinator45 · 11-02-2009, 08:59 PM

HAHAHAH-- is joe her dad? and isn't volvo owned by ford now?

José · 11-02-2009, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

HAHAHAH-- is joe her dad? and isn't volvo owned by ford now?

Yes, it's safe to assume Joe is her dad considering they share at least 2-3 of the same first letters of their last name.

Jesus herb, you are such a fucking not-bright person some times.

crookedhatinator45 · 11-02-2009, 09:33 PM

could be an uncle. could be a grandfather. could be an older brother.
don't be one to assume. it leads to assumptions. it's safe to assume you don't know the chick, or her life situation, yadda yadda yadda.

poop dick.

crookedhatinator45 · 11-02-2009, 09:35 PM

PETA is PISSSSED over this:

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hahahah

notepad · 11-02-2009, 09:37 PM

lul

least joe's on top of his game.

gotta stomp out them mud sharks

edit: yea herb, fuck peta. that crazy argintine just palmed that thing outa the air; that was badass

doubedit: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4618253 <--- bat ended up flying away outside and manu had to get rabies shots

crookedhatinator45 · 11-02-2009, 10:15 PM

i think i got salmonella tonight..

al-Mu'akhkhir · 11-02-2009, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

Jesus herb, you are such a fucking not-bright person some times.

there's something wrong with this

José · 11-03-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

could be an uncle. could be a grandfather. could be an older brother.

but that wouldn't be very funny if it was her uncle or brother would it be?

it's supposed to be a JOKE. J-O-K-E I wouldn't be surprised if it was all the same person either. It's an entensity ffl.

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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

there's something wrong with this

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

421 · 11-03-2009, 01:29 AM

i have no id to get into bars for my 21st b-day, and i just realized that even if i go this week they wont have it mailed to me before saturday

notepad · 11-03-2009, 01:34 AM

in my old state they printed off your id at the dmv and you got to walk out with it

but here they mail it to you. but while its being mailed they give you a paper id thing that you can use. just have some form of photo id with you

421 · 11-03-2009, 01:50 AM

yeah its the same way here, they used to just give it to you right there but now they have a shitload of new security features so i guess they gotta have the shit made somewhere else...i dont have any other picture id, i should figure something out, i'll prob have that temp. paper and hope someone feels bad enough to let me drink

José · 11-03-2009, 04:40 PM

On my way back from the pet store I was a couple block from home going about 35mph in a 40mph zone(stoned lol). I was in the middle of an intersection during a yellow light cause there was a blind person on the corner and was making sure he didn't step out. So as I'm going down this two lane road I heard a motorcycle screetch by me at at least 90mph. It was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced. For about a hundreth of a second before I actually saw something come flying out of the corner of my eye. I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

I am NEVER doing that, I'm glad I have never done that. I was just cruising and there was a bus a couple cars in front of me that could have easily killed him by just going into the left lane without looking. You couldn't hear him until he got passed you(a stock YZF).

I seriously thought some one was ripping the metal off the side of my car. Fuck that shit man. I play my music loud and everything and he still scared the FUCK out of me and probably a lot of other people.

Waves · 11-03-2009, 05:06 PM

drive slow nigga

421 · 11-03-2009, 05:16 PM

just voted...made it to the polls with 2 minutes to spare

11-02-2009, 08:09 PM	#6461 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,293 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Sttttiiiirrrrr theeee potttt __________________ ۞

11-02-2009, 08:13 PM	#6463 (permalink)
421 Alice D. Millionaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Appalachia Posts: 1,780 Thanks: 448 Thanked 106 Times in 69 Posts	theres some sketch shit going on, my street is lined with cops __________________ further forward

11-02-2009, 08:42 PM	#6466 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	__________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

11-02-2009, 09:37 PM	#6471 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	lul least joe's on top of his game. gotta stomp out them mud sharks edit: yea herb, fuck peta. that crazy argintine just palmed that thing outa the air; that was badass doubedit: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4618253 <--- bat ended up flying away outside and manu had to get rabies shots Last edited by notepad; 11-02-2009 at 09:40 PM.

11-03-2009, 01:29 AM	#6475 (permalink)
421 Alice D. Millionaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Appalachia Posts: 1,780 Thanks: 448 Thanked 106 Times in 69 Posts	i have no id to get into bars for my 21st b-day, and i just realized that even if i go this week they wont have it mailed to me before saturday __________________ further forward

11-03-2009, 01:34 AM	#6476 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	in my old state they printed off your id at the dmv and you got to walk out with it but here they mail it to you. but while its being mailed they give you a paper id thing that you can use. just have some form of photo id with you

11-03-2009, 01:50 AM	#6477 (permalink)
421 Alice D. Millionaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Appalachia Posts: 1,780 Thanks: 448 Thanked 106 Times in 69 Posts	yeah its the same way here, they used to just give it to you right there but now they have a shitload of new security features so i guess they gotta have the shit made somewhere else...i dont have any other picture id, i should figure something out, i'll prob have that temp. paper and hope someone feels bad enough to let me drink __________________ further forward

11-03-2009, 04:40 PM	#6478 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	holy fuck what was that? On my way back from the pet store I was a couple block from home going about 35mph in a 40mph zone(stoned lol). I was in the middle of an intersection during a yellow light cause there was a blind person on the corner and was making sure he didn't step out. So as I'm going down this two lane road I heard a motorcycle screetch by me at at least 90mph. It was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced. For about a hundreth of a second before I actually saw something come flying out of the corner of my eye. I had no idea what the fuck was going on. I am NEVER doing that, I'm glad I have never done that. I was just cruising and there was a bus a couple cars in front of me that could have easily killed him by just going into the left lane without looking. You couldn't hear him until he got passed you(a stock YZF). I seriously thought some one was ripping the metal off the side of my car. Fuck that shit man. I play my music loud and everything and he still scared the FUCK out of me and probably a lot of other people.

11-03-2009, 05:06 PM	#6479 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	drive slow nigga __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

11-03-2009, 05:16 PM	#6480 (permalink)
421 Alice D. Millionaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Appalachia Posts: 1,780 Thanks: 448 Thanked 106 Times in 69 Posts	just voted...made it to the polls with 2 minutes to spare __________________ further forward

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