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Old 11-28-2007, 04:31 PM   #681 (permalink)
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my people have a few stories about different individuals receiving lessons and revelations from spirits in different animal forms. they say that a bird taught first woman how to weave baskets, and that the bear spirit taught first man about fishing, and other more esoteric teachings from different animals and manifestations of the living spirit.
so they say when a bird seems to be looking right at you, pecking at your window, it is the Great Spirit dressed up in bird form trying to get your attention for some reason. why? to tell you what? only you know.
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Old 11-28-2007, 08:54 PM   #682 (permalink)
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4 hours of class followed by a cumulative 8 hours of group work.

Weekend? Is that you? Hurry up plz.
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:04 PM   #683 (permalink)
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man my fucking Korg Kontrol 49 came today, and its fucking awesome! I've also upgraded to Reason 4, and the arpeggiator blows my mind
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why join an internet community if your just going to rat on them and piss them off? its the pinnacle of selfish, immature behavior. your masturbating yourself.
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:10 PM   #684 (permalink)
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speak engrish nigga
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:14 PM   #685 (permalink)
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His keyboard.

From the black friday buys thread?

It looks pretty damn cool to me.
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:15 PM   #686 (permalink)
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i cant wait till the weekend
i might finally have enough for some dxm and a sprite
damn i need to get a job
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:19 PM   #687 (permalink)
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dxm and sprite? what that cost like 4 dollars?
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:20 PM   #688 (permalink)
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lol ya... if dxm is expensive how do you smoke?
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:40 PM   #689 (permalink)
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oh shit i have exactly 4.00 in my wallet
...now to get a quarter to cover the tax
but then the store would owe me a penny
those filthy bastards
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:44 PM   #690 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:55 PM   #691 (permalink)
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absolutely fabulous was pretty funny ... it used to be on public access when i was younger.

i preferred that cooking show called two fat ladies when it was on. (in my worst american impression of an english accent) "firrrrst you take sixteeeeeen pounds of the bacon and the rub it in a little bit of larrrrrd, theeeeennnnnn you shove it up into a triple quarter pounder with cheese and then bake that in a vat of butttaaaa for about 6 hours, marinating in lard spread every 15 minutes. this willl make one serving"
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:58 PM   #692 (permalink)
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i just pissed on the toilet seat and left it for some stupid fucker to sit on.
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:01 PM   #693 (permalink)
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i also wiped my ass and left the paper scattered all over the bathroom
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:29 AM   #694 (permalink)
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i'm going to eat some fire
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:30 AM   #695 (permalink)
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absolutely fabulous was pretty funny ... it used to be on public access when i was younger.

i preferred that cooking show called two fat ladies when it was on. (in my worst american impression of an english accent) "firrrrst you take sixteeeeeen pounds of the bacon and the rub it in a little bit of larrrrrd, theeeeennnnnn you shove it up into a triple quarter pounder with cheese and then bake that in a vat of butttaaaa for about 6 hours, marinating in lard spread every 15 minutes. this willl make one serving"
Good English accent. Well done old boy.
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He needs to learn that lil Larry will never be the same again after this painful intrusion. Larry's family asks for privacy and respect while they cope with this tragic molestation.

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Old 11-29-2007, 08:43 PM   #696 (permalink)
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I just smoked a joint of green tea just for shits and giggles. Now my room smells like shit and i have a horrible taste in my mouth.

It tasted like a cheap ass cigar.
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:45 PM   #697 (permalink)
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I just found a dank seed in this ack of dank bud
... now only 120 days till I can plant it
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:48 PM   #698 (permalink)
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They had drug dogs at the school today.
Fucking dumb.
Dogs search cars and lockers.
Dealers use pockets and back packs.
Users down.
Dealers untouched.

IT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED animal ABUSE TO MAKE a dug be a NARC!!!!
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:10 PM   #699 (permalink)
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They had drug dogs at the school today.
Fucking dumb.
Dogs search cars and lockers.
Dealers use pockets and back packs.
Users down.
Dealers untouched.

IT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED animal ABUSE TO MAKE a dug be a NARC!!!!
since when did they make pokemon narcs?
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