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03-23-2010, 08:15 AM

There's 3 Canada geese outsdie on the water right now...must be two females...they are in a single file line and the one in the middle keeps trying to rape the other two...he flies at one...she gets away just in time...then he goes after the other one...it's been going on for awhile now...like monkey in the middle...he still has had no luck in his attempt at sodomising either one of them.
who'd want to be a goose anyways, so you can be sodomised by some other goose while your head is being pecked off and drowned at the same time.

zoltron · 03-23-2010, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by turmaline

who'd want to be a goose anyways, so you can be sodomised by some other goose while your head is being pecked off and drowned at the same time.

I think my nephew went thru something like that while he did his bit at Leavenworth.

He was in the military part, though....but he got 2 yrs in prison for selling 2 -- 1/4ths to another enlisted dude. This nonsense needs to STOP!!

zoltron · 03-23-2010, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

lol @ spanky thinking that he can 'shit' on anything... haha... other than himself.

Muthafucka dropped a deuce in his Fruit-Of-The-Loom...now he's got no room to "zoom, zoom, zoom in da boom-boom..."

al-Mu'akhkhir · 03-23-2010, 05:12 PM

omg i actually get to eat a filling meal today! 1000 cal+ mmmmm god bless you all

tedkennedy · 03-23-2010, 05:29 PM

got my first asian massage yesterday.

shit was soooo cash

al-Mu'akhkhir · 03-23-2010, 05:40 PM

happy ending?

03-23-2010, 06:27 PM

your paralysis.

José · 03-23-2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by turmaline

your paralysis.

ahah

al-Mu'akhkhir · 03-23-2010, 06:52 PM

turm is so cute when she's butthurt.

Cerpin Taxt · 03-23-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Grieves

People sacrifice alot of happiness for the sake of maintaining other people's misery, I will never understand those kinds of relationships...

You mean the majority? Hahaha

Sir-Ex · 03-23-2010, 08:15 PM

I'm getting drunk alone tonight. Holy fuck it's already quarter after 9. I've only had a few shots. There's fuck all else to do, everyone else be busy in school or whatever else.. and I NEED to be intoxi-fucking-cated. So drink I AM.

anyone else being a fucking loser?

Rubix · 03-23-2010, 08:18 PM

Yep. Living in my parents house. No job. Fuck Ima go play with my dick

catastrophe · 03-23-2010, 09:24 PM

03-23-2010, 09:25 PM

cat where is your GD green name!!?

Sir-Ex · 03-23-2010, 09:29 PM

cat is beautiful we are all happy she is here on yahooka if this was a bar i'd leave you the hell alone but maybe dance with you on the dance floor!

catastrophe · 03-23-2010, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by turmaline

cat where is your GD green name!!?

GD green name? It's not today, is it?

catastrophe · 03-23-2010, 09:33 PM

No I guess it's march 30th

Man in Black · 03-23-2010, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

cat is beautiful we are all happy she is here on yahooka if this was a bar i'd leave you the hell alone but maybe dance with you on the dance floor!

wat

zoltron · 03-23-2010, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

I'm getting drunk alone tonight. Holy fuck it's already quarter after 9. I've only had a few shots. There's fuck all else to do, everyone else be busy in school or whatever else.. and I NEED to be intoxi-fucking-cated. So drink I AM.

Cerpin Taxt · 03-23-2010, 11:12 PM

^That footage always trips me out.

Let us bask in the glory that is Mark Gormley.

YouTube - Little Wings - Mark Gormley

03-23-2010, 05:12 PM	#8584 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	omg i actually get to eat a filling meal today! 1000 cal+ mmmmm god bless you all __________________

03-23-2010, 05:29 PM	#8585 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	got my first asian massage yesterday. shit was soooo cash __________________ matthew munari Last edited by tedkennedy; 03-23-2010 at 05:32 PM.

03-23-2010, 05:40 PM	#8586 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	happy ending? __________________

03-23-2010, 06:52 PM	#8589 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	turm is so cute when she's butthurt. __________________

03-23-2010, 08:15 PM	#8591 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	I'm getting drunk alone tonight. Holy fuck it's already quarter after 9. I've only had a few shots. There's fuck all else to do, everyone else be busy in school or whatever else.. and I NEED to be intoxi-fucking-cated. So drink I AM. anyone else being a fucking loser? __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

03-23-2010, 08:15 AM	#8581 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	There's 3 Canada geese outsdie on the water right now...must be two females...they are in a single file line and the one in the middle keeps trying to rape the other two...he flies at one...she gets away just in time...then he goes after the other one...it's been going on for awhile now...like monkey in the middle...he still has had no luck in his attempt at sodomising either one of them. who'd want to be a goose anyways, so you can be sodomised by some other goose while your head is being pecked off and drowned at the same time.

03-23-2010, 06:27 PM	#8587 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	your paralysis.

03-23-2010, 08:18 PM	#8592 (permalink)
Rubix Stoner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 6,809 Thanks: 2,697 Thanked 773 Times in 578 Posts	Yep. Living in my parents house. No job. Fuck Ima go play with my dick

03-23-2010, 09:24 PM	#8593 (permalink)
catastrophe intuēri Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minnesotaaa Posts: 1,235 Thanks: 727 Thanked 226 Times in 155 Posts	__________________ “Liƒë Is a Drëam, From Which Wë First Must Wakë Bëƒorë Wë May Drëam Again…” RIP Gov “To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour.”

03-23-2010, 09:25 PM	#8594 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	cat where is your GD green name!!?

03-23-2010, 09:29 PM	#8595 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	cat is beautiful we are all happy she is here on yahooka if this was a bar i'd leave you the hell alone but maybe dance with you on the dance floor! __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

03-23-2010, 09:33 PM	#8597 (permalink)
catastrophe intuēri Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minnesotaaa Posts: 1,235 Thanks: 727 Thanked 226 Times in 155 Posts	No I guess it's march 30th __________________ “Liƒë Is a Drëam, From Which Wë First Must Wakë Bëƒorë Wë May Drëam Again…” RIP Gov “To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour.”

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