Dr. ShinDig

I knew it was him all along

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Shaggy_420

wouldnt it just suck so bad if you got shot in the face with an arrow in the middle ages
...and then if you live, imagine pulling that shit out of your face

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osirus2020

Wanna play some William Tell?

EDIT:to shaggy.

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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Shaggy_420

but in the middle ages they wouldnt have all the heavy opiates to dull the arrowy pain
back then it was just easier and less painful to just let the guy outa his misery

in this age the doctors actually try to save you thinking they can
then you have to actually live with the fact they will never get the arrow out without having to accidently cut your insides more

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kamikazi89

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katie west is the best

Dr. ShinDig

I got me thumb stuck up me bum.. lol, I love Beavis and butthead

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Dr. ShinDig

oh shit I'm in a bit of a dilemma here.. I am drunk to my max.. I still have about 1.5 shots of tequila left and I don't know what to do.. If I take it I will surely puke tonight.. but 1.5 shots is hardly worth saving... oh what the hell to do. I suppose I need to man up and finish this bottle and suffer the consequences. But I need sleep tonight, not dizzy spins

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verklingen

I think armpit rates pretty high up there on the scale of sucky arrow wound placement as well. Huang Zhong, a Chinese veteran general who lived about 200 AD and led armies into his 70's, died in the saddle from such a wound.

Come to think of it, Xiahou Dun -- a general from the same era -- got shot with an arrow square in the eye early in his career. Pulling the eye out along with the arrow, he is fabled to have swallowed it, proclaiming "blood of my mother, essense of my father: I cannot cast this away."

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SmokeSomeDoja

chinamen are also made out of terra cotta, so its even harder to pierce them with arrows.

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"I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

Krunk

^lol


I hate blacking out.

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never been truer words

Krunk

sit. stay. staaay. staay. good dog.

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Shaggy_420

i decided, instead of smoking in little amounts every day so i could keep one nickle bag of weed for a week instead of just a weekend, im gonna now start smoking fatter bowls just on weekends
by then i'll have a job or whatever so i can afford bigger sacks (i can only afford like nickle-sacks every week now)
bigger sacks = fatter bowls and more joints
fatter sacks of mids means = more seeds = more oportunities to grow later on
...is it possible to keep seeds for a couple years before starting them?

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El Coyote

Damn nigga, and I thought my 7 year old sister was broke...

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Obviously this wasn't made for you, so fuck you"- Bigg Jus

<erika> i always think about ww when i sleep

Dr. ShinDig

^^ LMFAO at that!!

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Bradford

I think Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm is quite possibly the greatest character ever created.

"Then the UPS guy comes, and you pick em' up like you live there and shit"

lol

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"I swear to fuckin' Christ I don't fuckin' belong here."

Bradford

This is the best I've ever felt in my life.

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"I swear to fuckin' Christ I don't fuckin' belong here."

Waves

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The years go fast and the days go so slow

Jimmy Coonan

I haven't drank Labatts in about a week. But I just took a shit and it smelled like Labatts.

SO did my shit smell like labatts, or does labatts smell like shit?

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4/20=Governor's Day.

He needs to learn that lil Larry will never be the same again after this painful intrusion. Larry's family asks for privacy and respect while they cope with this tragic molestation.

turmaline

taste it and find out.

Shaggy_420

you know whats good and bad at the same time
my eye doctor told me i have early signs of glaucoma
maybe if i get almost full blown glaucoma at age 18 i can get a medical marijuana lisence license (how the fuck do you spell it?)

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"Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner