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Old 04-08-2010, 02:29 AM   #9121 (permalink)
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i can't believe i wasted an hour of my time listening to a live infomercial about symmetry solutions selling two wellness drinks: Genesis and Ultra Vitality. everyone gets the riches, yaughts, fishing trips, vacations, mansions all th bs to go along with it. crazy lady giving the demo was speaking about 3.5 words a second. to buy the 'part time package' its 174 for 4 bottles of Genesis and one of Ultra Vitality. Go figure, if thats the "wholesale" price, you know it just smells bad. Walked out of there after the two people interviewing me realized they had no chance at getting me to buy the stuff. I just wanted to know more about how it works and what the website involves. i also expressed concern about competition and he was just like yea yea i was skeptical at first but now im actually making money

Anyway, I don't really have the desire, want, nor time to get myself into a direct level marketing selling/recruiting game. Anyone ever do something like quik star, smc, or amway global?
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:21 AM   #9122 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:46 AM   #9123 (permalink)
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I honestly don't hear Cleveland at all... Yet a lot of people say they do.

Meh. Balloons.
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:50 AM   #9124 (permalink)
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Once on acid I was walking down my back alley and there were literally thousands upon thousands of birds flying through it in a torrent of fluttering colours right above my head. Wow thats really intense now that I think back on it.
there's a lot of wetland bird sanctuaries around here that I've spent a considerable amount of time tripping in and sometimes you'll turn a bend on a path and come out to a lake and like a bazillion ducks will all take off at once, it's really fucking crazy.
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:28 PM   #9125 (permalink)
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major disaster involving red wine. kitchen looks like an abbatoir
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:32 PM   #9126 (permalink)
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hehe we had a birthday party for my friend who was getting back from ireland at like 3AM the day after her birthday. By the time she got there (with her parents) her underage sister had managed to get this crazy line of red wine stains from the ceiling down a couch and onto the rug. Worst I've seen...
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:37 PM   #9127 (permalink)
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luckily kitchens are wipe clean. if this was anywhere else in the house the room would have been ruined, it looked like a red wine bomb went off
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how'd that transpire? dropped bottle?
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I knocked a glass off the bench, it shattered and sent wine in all directions
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erh when I was working as a bartender I did that once n got a bunch of wine all over this ladies blouse blah blah blah cost me 225.
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well well well Waves is a green name now. you should be expecting the limo to be picking you up promptly.
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which one is she?
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i handed in a term paper about bison jumps

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So a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they see a 12 year old boy.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Hey, do you think we should fuck him?" To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
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every time they boogie it gives me a thrill but they always seem to do it way up on the hill
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So a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they see a 12 year old boy.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Hey, do you think we should fuck him?" To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
LMAO!! .....that's a good 1!!!
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