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**AlteredStateGrl** · 01-02-2008, 09:24 PM

My son and my husband are outside with the telescope checking things out. It's so awesome to just sit here and hear them talk. I'll join them shortly. It's cold outside...I'll wait til they find something. <3

SmokeSomeDoja · 01-02-2008, 11:07 PM

my cats sleeping in a chair in a curled up ball. its awesome seeing him there with his poo butt, purring away.

ill join him shorty, because its cold outside, and you gots to get to snuggling with the wee furry creatures to keep warm. ill wait until he licks his butt clean.

Lloydy · 01-04-2008, 07:57 AM

I need a haircut but ive had the shits all morning, I dont fancy filling me kegs with rusty water while sitting in the barbers chair

Krunk · 01-04-2008, 11:12 AM

Blue_Dolphin · 01-04-2008, 11:27 AM

Fuck!

SublimeStylez · 01-04-2008, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

I need a haircut but ive had the shits all morning, I dont fancy filling me kegs with rusty water while sitting in the barbers chair

i had to read this like 5 times before I even knew what it meant. and I still may be wrong.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 01-04-2008, 11:32 AM

^Me too. I think he's saying, he's had the shits, and still has them, so he doesn't really want to go sit there and let his ass cavity full up with the shits, while getting a haircut. That's along time clench his asshole....some may slip out.

Thats what I got out of it anyway.

OH WAIT! I read it again. I think he's saying he doesn't want to shit himself while getting a haircut.

01-04-2008, 11:47 AM

kegs are pants...i think.

Blue_Dolphin · 01-04-2008, 11:48 AM

keds are shoes.

Lloydy · 01-04-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

OH WAIT! I read it again. I think he's saying he doesn't want to shit himself while getting a haircut.

correct

Waves · 01-04-2008, 03:50 PM

lol lloydy to english translation krew up in here

badgoalie85 · 01-04-2008, 04:04 PM

the cashew is superior to the pecan

kamikazi89 · 01-04-2008, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue_Dolphin

keds are shoes.

sneakers

Logan's Heroes · 01-04-2008, 04:19 PM

I'm looking at a picture of my dad's old 1968 Pontiac GTO. I wish I had that car. My mother crashed it before they were married. I wish I could buy him another one, just like the one he had.

kamikazi89 · 01-04-2008, 04:26 PM

maybe keds did make a shoe, now that i think about it(buster browns

Krunk · 01-04-2008, 11:44 PM

-i want it to be girl scout cookie season again.

-i won $100 tonight in a home game of poker. My friends can't play cards for shit. Luckily they want to play again tomorrow to "win their money back".

-tv sucks.

01-05-2008, 01:05 AM

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SublimeStylez · 01-05-2008, 08:28 AM

i smell of strippers, booze, cigarettes, and weed.

Now thats a cologne worth marketing.

kamikazi89 · 01-05-2008, 10:07 AM

01-05-2008, 10:08 AM

wondering what a stripper smells like

01-02-2008, 09:24 PM	#901 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 2,135 Thanked 1,783 Times in 1,089 Posts	My son and my husband are outside with the telescope checking things out. It's so awesome to just sit here and hear them talk. I'll join them shortly. It's cold outside...I'll wait til they find something. <3 __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

01-02-2008, 11:07 PM	#902 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,396 Thanks: 238 Thanked 445 Times in 279 Posts	my cats sleeping in a chair in a curled up ball. its awesome seeing him there with his poo butt, purring away. ill join him shorty, because its cold outside, and you gots to get to snuggling with the wee furry creatures to keep warm. ill wait until he licks his butt clean. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

01-04-2008, 07:57 AM	#903 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,692 Thanks: 469 Thanked 2,188 Times in 1,002 Posts	I need a haircut but ive had the shits all morning, I dont fancy filling me kegs with rusty water while sitting in the barbers chair __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

01-04-2008, 11:27 AM	#905 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Verk's Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: In my own little world Posts: 961 Thanks: 183 Thanked 180 Times in 95 Posts	Fuck! __________________

01-04-2008, 11:32 AM	#907 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 2,135 Thanked 1,783 Times in 1,089 Posts	^Me too. I think he's saying, he's had the shits, and still has them, so he doesn't really want to go sit there and let his ass cavity full up with the shits, while getting a haircut. That's along time clench his asshole....some may slip out. Thats what I got out of it anyway. OH WAIT! I read it again. I think he's saying he doesn't want to shit himself while getting a haircut. __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

01-04-2008, 11:47 AM	#908 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	kegs are pants...i think.

01-04-2008, 11:48 AM	#909 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Verk's Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: In my own little world Posts: 961 Thanks: 183 Thanked 180 Times in 95 Posts	keds are shoes. __________________

01-04-2008, 03:50 PM	#911 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	lol lloydy to english translation krew up in here __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

01-04-2008, 04:04 PM	#912 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,145 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	the cashew is superior to the pecan __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

01-04-2008, 04:19 PM	#914 (permalink)
Logan's Heroes Heroism...dirt cheap Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Two weeks from everywhere... a geographical oddity Posts: 11 Thanks: 19 Thanked 22 Times in 14 Posts	I'm looking at a picture of my dad's old 1968 Pontiac GTO. I wish I had that car. My mother crashed it before they were married. I wish I could buy him another one, just like the one he had.

01-05-2008, 01:05 AM	#917 (permalink)
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01-05-2008, 10:08 AM	#920 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	wondering what a stripper smells like

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