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Join Date: Jun 2001
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I spent about twenty-five dollars to get drunk with a group of mostly Americans in a Chilean bar. Only reason I went there in the first place was to try and find someone to go with me to a drum and bass party in an abandoned refrigerated storage building in Valparaiso (adjacent town, about a fifteen minute bus ride away).
Worst part is, most of these kids are only here for a couple more weeks (there are a handful of us here for the semester, which starts in march and ends third week ofJuly) and I´ll likely never see any of them again. I was trying to get some action (my nuts are swollen and it´s affecting my health) but the only girl really paying any attention to me was some other bitch´s 17 year-old host sister. It´s hard to lay it on too heavy when your conversation skills are like those of a five year-old with learning disabilities. Man, do I love being alive...
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If we must die...
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I shouldn't even be laughing, I just want someone to wipe that smug smile off of Brady's face.
The colts could've done it. Now I'm praying someone else will.
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Marijuana Consumer
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NV
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the colts would have done it
theyve done it for the past season thank god for the chargers now they'll prepare to lose and then theres gonna be another patiots superbowl win
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"Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner |
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Marijuana Consumer
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Location: NV
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holy shit man there was a brown spotted eagle in my backyard with a yellow beak and yellow legs on sunday and now today there was a fucking racoon in my fucking backyard when the fuck was my backyard turned into a fucking zoo and how can i start charging people to see it?
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"Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner |
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the real №1
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Marijuana Consumer
Join Date: Jul 2007
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im confused
all this talk about folding newspapers and entering different dimmensions now im afraid i might jump into the 32909th dimmension when i read the comics in the newspaper
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"Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner |
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devils advocate
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jesus is useless against schizophrenia: fact
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katie west is the best
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Marijuana Consumer
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this is gay
i have to wake up at 9 o fucking clock on a saturday (when i usually wake up at like 12:00-1:00) to show up at court for a gay affray charge fuck that man
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"Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner |
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now gluten free
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when the fuck will people learn STAY THE FUCK OUT OF JERSEY. and if you have to drive through it, MAKE SURE YOUR FUCKIN TANK IS FILLED
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