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Old 01-23-2008, 01:29 PM   #1061 (permalink)
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my kid says last night...to my other child...


"I know my daddy has a butt crack"

it was very funny, you had to be there.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:26 PM   #1062 (permalink)
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Some flaítes (dirty street youth, but they rob/assault/murder people daily here) hit me up for change on my walk back from the call center. I shook my head and the fucker sitting on the bench is like,"Dthank yooo, feo." I gave him the bird. Mildly buzzed and pissed off with a 2 and a half inch folding piece of Gerber stainless in my pocket, I almost wished they'd come at me. This is in the most crowded pedestrian area of the city, too.

Just heard a dog screaming in pain for ~2 minutes. Then some kids laughing. Hyperactive burgular alarm a block and a half away. Every time I start growing fond of this place something reminds me that it's not my backyard, and probably never will be.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:47 PM   #1063 (permalink)
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i think people who ride the bus should take a shower every now again



also it would be nice if you bus riding fucks would wash your hands, so i could use the rails to get off the bus without having to absorb (and consequentially catch AIDS) your bodily grease from who knows where on your anatomy



fuck you smelly bus fuckers
you know in new york there is no law against riding the bus with no pants on...so thank god you dont live in the US huh?
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:58 PM   #1064 (permalink)
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just cuz theres no law explicitly stating you cant doesnt mean you can. it falls under the umbrella of public indecency, just as force-feeding someone thumbtacks isnt explicitly outlawed, but it falls under the umbrella of murder.
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:31 PM   #1065 (permalink)
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i stand corrected
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"Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:38 PM   #1066 (permalink)
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^Not smarter, just a smartass :spliffl:
Also that was jsut an assumtion, i could be completely wrong!


on a random note:
Religious skeptics have typically been highly critical of Revelation, often considering it the work of a mentally ill author. Typical in this vein is nineteenth-century agnostic Robert G. Ingersoll, who famously branded Revelation "the insanest of all books".[28] Notable among those who have dismissed the Book of Revelation is Thomas Jefferson, who omitted it entirely from the Bible he edited, and wrote that he "considered it as merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams".[29]

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Old 01-23-2008, 08:12 PM   #1067 (permalink)
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My ap english teacher jr. year of hs said he knew of scholars who were fairly convinced Revelation was written under the influence of psychedelics. More specifically, a psychedelic mushroom that grew in the goat pastures of the island where the book was written.

I've always liked that theory. It's the one I pimp whenever people start talking about that particular book.
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Old 01-24-2008, 06:43 AM   #1068 (permalink)
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WoooHooo! Mutha fuckin' SNOW DAY biotches. No work for meeee!
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:54 AM   #1069 (permalink)
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next time you take acid, bust out a lazer pen and try to make a circle in a completely dark room. just twirl your wrist until it looks like a red halo on the ceiling ( not a dot you have to do it fast enough to make a complete circle ) and try to see how long you can keep it up... i did it for 4 hours with my sisters boyfriend listening to pink floyd and a little bit of metal, pretty intense lol
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Old 01-24-2008, 11:36 AM   #1070 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2008, 12:34 PM   #1071 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:18 PM   #1072 (permalink)
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"Ever since there have been human beings they have enjoyed themselves too little: that alone, my brothers, is our original sin!
And if we learn to enjoy ourselves better, so do we best unlearn our hurting of others and our planning hurts for them."

Thus spoke Zarathustra




What do you think? I think he's on to some shit. Nietzsche had some pretty interesting things to say.
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:24 AM   #1073 (permalink)
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i dont think this would be too healthy for the lower back

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Old 01-25-2008, 04:37 AM   #1074 (permalink)
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we are holding jesus ransom

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Old 01-25-2008, 07:34 PM   #1075 (permalink)
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Pretty soon I should be getting 10 hits of acid for $50. I love having a great connect.
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Old 01-25-2008, 09:45 PM   #1076 (permalink)
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Does any body know why David Gilmour sings along with his guitar when he plays wish you were here??? he doesnt actually sing, he just makes the guitar noise with his mouth like its 2 guitars playing its kinda weird (i just watched the live p-u-l-s-e dvd like 623679 times)
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Old 01-26-2008, 01:28 AM   #1077 (permalink)
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omg we know you like pink floyd
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Old 01-26-2008, 05:51 AM   #1078 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2008, 06:16 AM   #1079 (permalink)
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Does any body know why David Gilmour sings along with his guitar when he plays wish you were here??? he doesnt actually sing, he just makes the guitar noise with his mouth like its 2 guitars playing its kinda weird (i just watched the live p-u-l-s-e dvd like 623679 times)
I think it makes it much better.


But anyways, just for a laugh:
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-Today young men on acid realized that alll matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.-

Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening,
terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in
this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the
religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by
giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their
view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and
learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness;
chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.

Think for yourself.
Question authority.

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