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R1bal · 01-23-2008, 11:52 AM

broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother
so how feel about havin another little brother?

01-23-2008, 01:29 PM

my kid says last night...to my other child...

"I know my daddy has a butt crack"

it was very funny, you had to be there.

Hooked · 01-23-2008, 06:26 PM

Some flaítes (dirty street youth, but they rob/assault/murder people daily here) hit me up for change on my walk back from the call center. I shook my head and the fucker sitting on the bench is like,"Dthank yooo, feo." I gave him the bird. Mildly buzzed and pissed off with a 2 and a half inch folding piece of Gerber stainless in my pocket, I almost wished they'd come at me. This is in the most crowded pedestrian area of the city, too.

Just heard a dog screaming in pain for ~2 minutes. Then some kids laughing. Hyperactive burgular alarm a block and a half away. Every time I start growing fond of this place something reminds me that it's not my backyard, and probably never will be.

Shaggy_420 · 01-23-2008, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AfroHorse

i think people who ride the bus should take a shower every now again

also it would be nice if you bus riding fucks would wash your hands, so i could use the rails to get off the bus without having to absorb (and consequentially catch AIDS) your bodily grease from who knows where on your anatomy

fuck you smelly bus fuckers

you know in new york there is no law against riding the bus with no pants on...so thank god you dont live in the US huh?

Xil · 01-23-2008, 06:58 PM

just cuz theres no law explicitly stating you cant doesnt mean you can. it falls under the umbrella of public indecency, just as force-feeding someone thumbtacks isnt explicitly outlawed, but it falls under the umbrella of murder.

Shaggy_420 · 01-23-2008, 07:31 PM

i stand corrected
damn all those smarter than me

Xil · 01-23-2008, 07:38 PM

^Not smarter, just a smartass :spliffl:
Also that was jsut an assumtion, i could be completely wrong!

on a random note:
Religious skeptics have typically been highly critical of Revelation, often considering it the work of a mentally ill author. Typical in this vein is nineteenth-century agnostic Robert G. Ingersoll, who famously branded Revelation "the insanest of all books".[28] Notable among those who have dismissed the Book of Revelation is Thomas Jefferson, who omitted it entirely from the Bible he edited, and wrote that he "considered it as merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams".[29]

and shim sham

Hooked · 01-23-2008, 08:12 PM

My ap english teacher jr. year of hs said he knew of scholars who were fairly convinced Revelation was written under the influence of psychedelics. More specifically, a psychedelic mushroom that grew in the goat pastures of the island where the book was written.

I've always liked that theory. It's the one I pimp whenever people start talking about that particular book.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 01-24-2008, 06:43 AM

WoooHooo! Mutha fuckin' SNOW DAY biotches. No work for meeee!

R1bal · 01-24-2008, 10:54 AM

next time you take acid, bust out a lazer pen and try to make a circle in a completely dark room. just twirl your wrist until it looks like a red halo on the ceiling ( not a dot you have to do it fast enough to make a complete circle ) and try to see how long you can keep it up... i did it for 4 hours with my sisters boyfriend listening to pink floyd and a little bit of metal, pretty intense lol

Krunk · 01-24-2008, 11:36 AM

Is there such a thing as "too fresh"?

R1bal · 01-24-2008, 12:34 PM

pwnd

Xil · 01-24-2008, 03:18 PM

"Ever since there have been human beings they have enjoyed themselves too little: that alone, my brothers, is our original sin!
And if we learn to enjoy ourselves better, so do we best unlearn our hurting of others and our planning hurts for them."

Thus spoke Zarathustra

What do you think? I think he's on to some shit. Nietzsche had some pretty interesting things to say.

Яedking · 01-25-2008, 04:24 AM

i dont think this would be too healthy for the lower back

Perfect USA

Яedking · 01-25-2008, 04:37 AM

we are holding jesus ransom

Religious Persecution - CollegeHumor video

:c lap:

Mango · 01-25-2008, 07:34 PM

Pretty soon I should be getting 10 hits of acid for $50.

I love having a great connect.

R1bal · 01-25-2008, 09:45 PM

Does any body know why David Gilmour sings along with his guitar when he plays wish you were here??? he doesnt actually sing, he just makes the guitar noise with his mouth like its 2 guitars playing its kinda weird (i just watched the live p-u-l-s-e dvd like 623679 times)

Bradford · 01-26-2008, 01:28 AM

omg we know you like pink floyd

kamikazi89 · 01-26-2008, 05:51 AM

it's going to take more then thread to win de white house

Smoke Break · 01-26-2008, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R1bal

Does any body know why David Gilmour sings along with his guitar when he plays wish you were here??? he doesnt actually sing, he just makes the guitar noise with his mouth like its 2 guitars playing its kinda weird (i just watched the live p-u-l-s-e dvd like 623679 times)

I think it makes it much better.

But anyways, just for a laugh:
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01-23-2008, 06:26 PM	#1063 (permalink)
Hooked Hedonistic fool Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denver Metro Posts: 5,479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 35 Times in 28 Posts	Some flaítes (dirty street youth, but they rob/assault/murder people daily here) hit me up for change on my walk back from the call center. I shook my head and the fucker sitting on the bench is like,"Dthank yooo, feo." I gave him the bird. Mildly buzzed and pissed off with a 2 and a half inch folding piece of Gerber stainless in my pocket, I almost wished they'd come at me. This is in the most crowded pedestrian area of the city, too. Just heard a dog screaming in pain for ~2 minutes. Then some kids laughing. Hyperactive burgular alarm a block and a half away. Every time I start growing fond of this place something reminds me that it's not my backyard, and probably never will be. __________________ The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...

01-23-2008, 06:58 PM	#1065 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,292 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 993 Thanked 1,108 Times in 687 Posts	just cuz theres no law explicitly stating you cant doesnt mean you can. it falls under the umbrella of public indecency, just as force-feeding someone thumbtacks isnt explicitly outlawed, but it falls under the umbrella of murder. __________________ Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life

01-23-2008, 07:31 PM	#1066 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 592 Thanks: 197 Thanked 71 Times in 39 Posts	i stand corrected damn all those smarter than me __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

01-23-2008, 07:38 PM	#1067 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,292 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 993 Thanked 1,108 Times in 687 Posts	^Not smarter, just a smartass :spliffl: Also that was jsut an assumtion, i could be completely wrong! on a random note: Religious skeptics have typically been highly critical of Revelation, often considering it the work of a mentally ill author. Typical in this vein is nineteenth-century agnostic Robert G. Ingersoll, who famously branded Revelation "the insanest of all books".[28] Notable among those who have dismissed the Book of Revelation is Thomas Jefferson, who omitted it entirely from the Bible he edited, and wrote that he "considered it as merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams".[29] and shim sham __________________ Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life

01-23-2008, 08:12 PM	#1068 (permalink)
Hooked Hedonistic fool Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denver Metro Posts: 5,479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 35 Times in 28 Posts	My ap english teacher jr. year of hs said he knew of scholars who were fairly convinced Revelation was written under the influence of psychedelics. More specifically, a psychedelic mushroom that grew in the goat pastures of the island where the book was written. I've always liked that theory. It's the one I pimp whenever people start talking about that particular book. __________________ The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...

01-23-2008, 01:29 PM	#1062 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	my kid says last night...to my other child... "I know my daddy has a butt crack" it was very funny, you had to be there.

01-24-2008, 06:43 AM	#1069 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 2,135 Thanked 1,783 Times in 1,089 Posts	WoooHooo! Mutha fuckin' SNOW DAY biotches. No work for meeee! __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

01-24-2008, 03:18 PM	#1073 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,292 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 993 Thanked 1,108 Times in 687 Posts	"Ever since there have been human beings they have enjoyed themselves too little: that alone, my brothers, is our original sin! And if we learn to enjoy ourselves better, so do we best unlearn our hurting of others and our planning hurts for them." Thus spoke Zarathustra What do you think? I think he's on to some shit. Nietzsche had some pretty interesting things to say. __________________ Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life

01-25-2008, 04:24 AM	#1074 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	i dont think this would be too healthy for the lower back Perfect USA __________________

01-25-2008, 04:37 AM	#1075 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	we are holding jesus ransom Religious Persecution - CollegeHumor video :c lap: __________________

01-26-2008, 01:28 AM	#1078 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 676 Thanks: 66 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	omg we know you like pink floyd __________________ R.I.P. Governor "I swear to fuckin' Christ I don't fuckin' belong here."

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