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Dr. Nick Nasty · 02-20-2008, 03:09 PM

not that i am advocating Ultra's viewpoint on wanking --but why didn't ya just watch porn if you needed to get your rocks off? why risk doing anything even pseudo-intimate with someone who still has feelings for you?

Waves · 02-20-2008, 03:12 PM

hahhaahahahaha

he had phone sex

hahahahahahahahahaha ha

Flamingnun · 02-20-2008, 03:35 PM

02-20-2008, 03:39 PM

Things to do...Start a male escort buissness...

zoltron · 02-20-2008, 03:59 PM

I thought phone sex was when your g/f puts her cellphone on 'vibrate' & you just call her & let it vibrate until the operator gets on the line & announces, "OK you 2...enough's enough...now go hide the salami in mommy while the broad's still lubed!!"

crookedhatinator45 · 02-20-2008, 04:04 PM

hahaha, for seriously zolt?

zoltron · 02-20-2008, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

hahaha, for seriously zolt?

Nah. J/k.....

crookedhatinator45 · 02-20-2008, 05:12 PM

hahaha, ya, i thought your generation pioneered the phone sex. then the next generation did the cyber sex.. i wonder what the generation y'ers will come up with

zoltron · 02-20-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

hahaha, ya, i thought your generation pioneered the phone sex. then the next generation did the cyber sex.. i wonder what the generation y'ers will come up with

Haha, yeah we did. The 900 numbers that charged $9.95/minute. Then you dudes did the compo-sex & I guess my son's will be holographic-sex or robotic-sex.

I can just picture the 'robotic' sex -- transistors & computer chips flying all over the hotel room.

Blue_Dolphin · 02-21-2008, 06:28 AM

So it just dawned on me a few days ago that this will be one crazy election.

It will be a first for a black president OR a woman president!

I don't pay much attention to politics....

Shaggy_420 · 02-22-2008, 06:34 PM

and if oprah ever runs it will be the first black woman
then hell would truley freeze over

Lloydy · 02-22-2008, 08:03 PM

women, snakes with tits the lot of yas
im turning gay it'll be easier

Mango · 02-22-2008, 08:12 PM

So I talked to this guy and apperently he won't ever vote for a black man or a women. Only white males.

Texas...

Dr. Nick Nasty · 02-22-2008, 08:12 PM

nothin like stavin off cabin fever like weed, popcorn and beer

just need some bacon..........

LHM · 02-23-2008, 03:46 AM

Well after 5 years of chumscrubbin', I finally finished my last shift tonight. Who knows what the universe holds in store for me now. Perhaps another job scrubbing something other than chum, or maybe a job selling scented candles at some of the many fine restaurants situated around this tourist trap. Or maybe I'll just sign up for the dole and kick back and play guitar all day, maybe I'll learn a woodwind instrument like the recorder. Shit I remeber that shit from grade 1 man. : peace-in:

/chum-scrubber

Waves · 02-25-2008, 02:35 AM

aft3rsh0kk · 02-25-2008, 02:57 AM

so cloudy get any calls at all?

tedkennedy · 02-25-2008, 03:22 AM

tedkennedy · 02-25-2008, 03:24 AM

tedkennedy · 02-25-2008, 03:26 AM

02-20-2008, 03:09 PM	#1221 (permalink)
Dr. Nick Nasty Reactionary Radical Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New York/New Jersey Metro Wasteland Posts: 1,049 Blog Entries: 5 Thanks: 653 Thanked 364 Times in 232 Posts	not that i am advocating Ultra's viewpoint on wanking --but why didn't ya just watch porn if you needed to get your rocks off? why risk doing anything even pseudo-intimate with someone who still has feelings for you? __________________ "I do not wish any mass at all, but honest men only, lovely, sweet, accomplished women only."-Emma Goldman

02-20-2008, 03:12 PM	#1222 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	hahhaahahahaha he had phone sex hahahahahahahahahaha ha __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

02-20-2008, 03:35 PM	#1223 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	__________________

02-20-2008, 03:59 PM	#1225 (permalink)
zoltron Yankee Rebel Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: left right here Posts: 6,237 Thanks: 637 Thanked 942 Times in 499 Posts	I thought phone sex was when your g/f puts her cellphone on 'vibrate' & you just call her & let it vibrate until the operator gets on the line & announces, "OK you 2...enough's enough...now go hide the salami in mommy while the broad's still lubed!!" Attached Images __________________ Politicians against Legalization support Organized Crime

02-21-2008, 06:28 AM	#1230 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Verk's Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: In my own little world Posts: 933 Thanks: 205 Thanked 194 Times in 98 Posts	So it just dawned on me a few days ago that this will be one crazy election. It will be a first for a black president OR a woman president! I don't pay much attention to politics.... __________________

02-20-2008, 03:39 PM	#1224 (permalink)
Smaerd Guest Posts: n/a	Things to do...Start a male escort buissness...

02-22-2008, 06:34 PM	#1231 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 592 Thanks: 197 Thanked 71 Times in 39 Posts	and if oprah ever runs it will be the first black woman then hell would truley freeze over __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

02-22-2008, 08:03 PM	#1232 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,973 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,477 Times in 1,138 Posts	women, snakes with tits the lot of yas im turning gay it'll be easier __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

02-22-2008, 08:12 PM	#1234 (permalink)
Dr. Nick Nasty Reactionary Radical Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New York/New Jersey Metro Wasteland Posts: 1,049 Blog Entries: 5 Thanks: 653 Thanked 364 Times in 232 Posts	nothin like stavin off cabin fever like weed, popcorn and beer just need some bacon.......... __________________ "I do not wish any mass at all, but honest men only, lovely, sweet, accomplished women only."-Emma Goldman

02-23-2008, 03:46 AM	#1235 (permalink)
LHM BRINGBACKFANCYSYMBOL Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 599 Thanks: 70 Thanked 85 Times in 28 Posts	Well after 5 years of chumscrubbin', I finally finished my last shift tonight. Who knows what the universe holds in store for me now. Perhaps another job scrubbing something other than chum, or maybe a job selling scented candles at some of the many fine restaurants situated around this tourist trap. Or maybe I'll just sign up for the dole and kick back and play guitar all day, maybe I'll learn a woodwind instrument like the recorder. Shit I remeber that shit from grade 1 man. : peace-in: /chum-scrubber

02-25-2008, 02:35 AM	#1236 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tW6pVFOpE6Q&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> </param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tW6pVFOpE6Q&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

02-25-2008, 02:57 AM	#1237 (permalink)
aft3rsh0kk we got dem skeedz Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Highway to Hell Posts: 1,986 Thanks: 1,000 Thanked 301 Times in 182 Posts	so cloudy get any calls at all?

02-25-2008, 03:22 AM	#1238 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4B-K4NGo2HE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> </param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4B-K4NGo2HE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> __________________ matthew munari

02-25-2008, 03:24 AM	#1239 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZLhymMU12Ek&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> </param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZLhymMU12Ek&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> bill orielly is a piece of shit. __________________ matthew munari

02-25-2008, 03:26 AM	#1240 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_xZtVji_LHg&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> </param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_xZtVji_LHg&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> lol oreilly is a fucking joke. hes a fucking retard. this video makes me sick. ron paul pwns him and he just gets louder saying his stupid rhetoric over and over again. __________________ matthew munari Last edited by tedkennedy; 02-25-2008 at 03:28 AM.

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